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you're fucked bro but hope the battle is well fought

I'm pretty sure there's a portal to hell in the kitchen. Spiders of course but they're locals so that's nothing new. But ants? Rats? Stupid bugs that get in grains and shit out larvae in them? I swear at least 30 rats have been zapped by the rat zapper or caught in rat traps - not an exaggeration either - and yet I still see those fuckers all the time and their shit all over the microwave! You really gain a new appreciation for "rat" as an insult after having them. Got half a mind to seal off the kitchen and mix some ammonia and bleach and smoke those fuckers out. Or more likely just get a fumigation team to do that without killing myself.

fantastic haul this year.

Had a really harrowing dream last night where I got some kind of cleaning job for a "cemetary" except for some reason people were buried in these kinds of pipes that went deeper and deeper into the ground. I cleaned one little altar with a picture of the deceased person on it and then had to crawl down deeper into the pipes for the next altar. I could barely fit through the pipes and they constantly made S-bends demanding me to turn around mid descend and not only was I petrified I could get stuck at any moment it was also very clear that it was not physically possible to climb up again due to how the pipes bent

Can't really say more than keep at it Wulff and good luck, although one whole more year sounds awful

I signed up, and I am preety certain Wulff also did.