Spycicle

sweet fuck this was difficult

This is only true because of one of two things:
 
- You're exceedingly semantic when it comes to dating someone, and according to you you never actually dated Noah (Despite him being one of the few boyfriends to have actually taken you on a date)
 
- You just finished dating someone, no shit you're not dating right this instant

I feel like maybe there's a common denominator in all of the break ups.
 

 
I'll leave you to figure that out. IT's not hard.

huff those are bad haven't you heard

I don't know what's worse, being a teen mom, or watching Teen Mom.
 

Please rephrase this sentence.

I thought I explained the ASM
 
Australian Scout Medallion

I thought I explained the ASM
 
Australian Scout Medallion

finally got my ASM WOOOOO

so Run the Jewels is hosting Rage tonight and I'm like:
 
"fuck yes Rage actually has good programming tonight"
 
"pfft" - dad
 
Portishead and Massive Attack have been played, think I might've heard Björk at one point
 
guys, how do I tell my dad he is pleb
 
EDIT: add Nas, Jay-Z, RatM, D'Angelo, Faith No More, N.W.A, Snoop (Doggy) Dogg, Notorious B.I.G, MOTHERFUCKING FLYING LOTUS and Outkast to the list

You have the ability to conjure liberal arts degrees.

Fuck man Slacks even gets copypastas now

mother
 
fucker

Holy fuck look what I found