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General DeGroot

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  1. BREAKING - GTA 6 CONFIRMED to have the WORST soundtrack in the series - "Holy shit," said Sam Houser, "I'm so sorry."

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Was anyone surprised that Normie Game: The Video Game has zero good music?

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  2. Turns out the machine god is real and is keeping my site's welder together.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I'd have to explain to my boomer management what it was, and I don't know if I could.

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  3. how many stairs to you step at a time when walking up stairs

     

    i usually skip a step

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      1 to 2 depending on step depth
      my old high school had 6-inch-high steps so taking many of them at a time was standard

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  4. One word: Pyrokinesis.  How would you like to have that super power? I mean, you could play around in the Himalayas for hours and be perfectly fine!

  5. Played some TF2 for old times sake.

     

    Got some guy to key on me to the exclusion of all other players or goals by saying that gardevoir is a pleb tier pokemon.

  6. i'm melting

     

     send help

  7. MFW I switch my avatar to a furry to try to derail a conversation into further complaints about furries while claiming to want to get it back on track but it doesn't work because I'm posting on a website where everyone is too familiar with my shenanigans.

  8. The five words that stop a bureaucracy in its tracks:


    "Is that the official policy?"

  9. Going on 3 days now, been sick with some nasty fever or other. I was hoping it'd be good by now but it honestly feels worse than yesterday.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I'm coughing a bunch, but only because my phlegm production is way up for some reason.

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  10. While you were being a respectable spessman, i was busy getting permabrigged by shitsec and boinked by admins
    we are not the same

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Goonstation 1 usually. I tried paradise and fulpstation, but I can't wrap my head around /tg/ controls as well. That and I have an aversion to using the arrow keys.

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  11. While you were being a respectable spessman, i was busy getting permabrigged by shitsec and boinked by admins
    we are not the same

  12. fellas, did oldSPUF ever have an Archmage MC as one of its posters? I ran into a dude named that in a 2fort server the other day and it sounded familiar + he carried a lot of the bizarre cynical elitism a lot of the old SPUFians carried

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      you're thinking of BLK_mage_ctype I think, apparently he watches DSP because i saw his name in a donation once
      it wasn't particularly one thing, it was his overall vocabulary, the choice of words matched up real well

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  13. You have to play a game of Chess against the main character of the last book/movie/show you watched/read. How screwed are you?

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Depends. Does Baki apply his strategies to chess as well, or will he be a completely clueless idiot at it for comedic plot purposes?

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  14. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.

  15. when you think about it, steve harvey is really just dr phil's b skin

  16. I'm pretty sure I just stumbled across a wiki for a show that doesn't exist:

     

    https://theworldoftony.fandom.com/wiki/Ecce_homo_qui_est_faba

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I mean, it's no Saki Sanobashi, but it's certainly something

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  17. When I go to get a random number, how can I be sure that the CIA didn't replace it to trick me?

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      numbers are a jewish ponzi scheme to keep the simple man from passing education readily

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  18. Drinking some apple juice. Life is good :smile:

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