General DeGroot

What about pasta in general?

Noodle soup that's been drained?

pasta defies classification and is not to be trusted

Okay so poptarts and ravioli are sandwiches but they're still intrinsically the same 

Butterfly knife.

BFG 9000

Razor GD-23

what happened to him

he's one of my favorite posters

Gyoku did everything wrong

Remove Fernet

HOW TOUGH AM I?! I started maining Heavy!

And I'm not ashamed.

I play Silent Hunter 3 at full realism because I'm just that much of a badass.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go get depth charged by a destroyer for 45 minutes because I missed my torpedoes by a country mile.

He absolutely had it coming.  Dude's an asshole.  Funny guy, but an asshole nonetheless.

I still dun geddit. I looked up the guy hours ago and I didn't see anything about a dead fanbase.

Dunkey 

Sham would be a great help with this.

Ski teams get issued amphetamines, right?

Is there an achievement for getting a killing spree while ODing on them? 

Maybe. There's plans to do somewhat-randomly generated storage caches that can give you an upper hand- everything else is at the world's mercy
The idea is that easy mode is as a Finn, hard mode is a Russian, extremely dead mode is as an American

Ritualized? Man come on the worst that can happen from being ritualized is getting clap from the stripper dad bought you for your 18th birthday.

It gets worse when you have to convert the guy to a fraction after.

Decimated is pretty bad if your compiler always rounds down tho

I remember that guy, BLK I mean

Yeah I remember BLK, crazy that he's a DSP simp now. Small world I guess.

Did a search for "blk_mage_ctype" and got results for him posting on a DSP forum.  So confirmed I guess.

Needs more exploding nazis for historical accuracy.

me on the left

Nice!

I like all the different colors you used for the mercs, they look nice

okay I'm on my way if I don't make it I either died or I found a place with good food and internet and I decided to stay there

Come join my wizard army! Adventure and riches abound!

All you have to do is get in this windowless van and take these pills. MAAAAAGIC PILLS!!!!

I'm also in Norway. Hello neighbour!

7 asses

that's a lot of ass

too much ass for a white boy to handle

yes

maybe 

I don't know

can you repeat the question

Anything in particular you want to rant about?

Dogs? I hate dogs.

sup

Thanatos was an annoying god in Smite, but he wasn't very good if you were bad so it's alright.

Death is actually a pretty cool guy. And his cousin is a babe, you're missing out bro.

Happy birthday!

It's okay. I got you a present. The whole sudetenland! 

woah

BRING BACK THE TULPA THREAD

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.  Hundreds baited by obvious pony threads.  I watched posters struggle to obtain worthless fireaxes by completing arbitrary challenges in a dying game.  All those moments will be gone now, like tears in the rain.

I still whack my jag every night, in remembrance of what was lost. Among other reasons.

<pun equating "flaming" to pyromancy spells>

What about that time he fucked your mother?

Didn't he do a phoenix thing at some point? He was probably flaming then

ayyy

"I've invested too much into not being on subSPUF to give up now."

That guy is a hero.

jesus fucking christ cant fucking believe what uve done just fucking imagine the retards that are gonna come now this place was a bastion of quality posts and uve fucked that up.

no, snooker

I don't fight little girls

Turn your head and cough!

The lost is super playable when you get holy shield

You mean Holy Mantle. Fill the Greed machine in Greed mode, get the Holy Mantle and technically have infinite health as long as you only get hit once per room.

I haven't unlocked the Lost yet. I just finished my marks on Isaac.

Looking forward to the truly soul-crushing part of the game.

throwback thursday

If throwback is one word it should just be TT

I thought it was "think back to"

Coziest game? Cozy game...

Huh. I don't know. I never thought about that...

Maybe "Snowball!" by Pixeljam.

You better not be lying about this because I need some comfiness right about now and I don't want to have wasted twenty bucks.

yeah 100% cozy, it's exactly what you're looking for

Vote DeGroot

I'm going to say something that may be controversial but I'm prepared to accept the backlash.

Team Fortress 2 is a better game than Fortnite.

bud lite > fort nite

One of the reasons my windows 7 computer is still being used by me is for flash files.

Last version of walfas create.swf is saved on that hard drive.

Anyone that would make flash games is now probably making phone games instead, with in-app purchases of course.

In the twilight days of flash games microtransactions were pretty common, so that's almost certain.

which server do you play on?

Goonstation 1 usually. I tried paradise and fulpstation, but I can't wrap my head around /tg/ controls as well. That and I have an aversion to using the arrow keys.