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General DeGroot

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Status Updates posted by General DeGroot

  1. Holy dumb fuck, a new tourettes guy video

  2. Spiders are your friends

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I am spiders friend's too

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      All spiders are my enemy and will be executed without trial.

  3. I'd fight EvilBrain if I could

  4. @people who can't read roman numerals: Come on, it's MMXVI

  5. I am an expert at triggernomotry

     

  6. Mortal kombat makes me want to aggressively punch someone in the face

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      as opposed to passively punching someone in the face?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Well I passively punch people all the time, it's called sparring

  7. death is overrated tbh

  8. So are ya Chinese or Japanese?

  9. My tv show will be a celebrity talk show where I fight people instead of talking, please fund it

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Too late, MTV is already resurrecting Celebrity Deathmatch, you missed your shot.

    2. General DeGroot
  10. help kickstart my tv show

  11. Override Code, Gamma 3 Delta Tango Cinnamon.

  12. I got elbowed in the face yesterday

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Was it on purpose? Did you elbow the person in the everywhere after that?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      We were practicing a hook-punch counterattack that required a forearm-strike feint, and the guy was a little too close.

  13. Rob Zombie's Dragula never fails to hype me up

  14. shitposting is an art

  15. non diis, non subditos!

     

  16. brain has no style and probably smells

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      the curse of the br

    2. General DeGroot
    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      He has no style, he has no grace.

  17. The top of the Recent Status Updates page is mine!

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