TheOnlyGuyEver

"Lord Valor Beats the Shit Out of You ASMR": EDIT: Fun text alts:

Egad! Foreign memes...

Don't worry, child TheOnlyGuyEver didn't either. Mainly because my save kept deleting.

For the Pauline spirit I cheesed hard as fuck. Used the Cupid spirit which gives you the staff weapon which does more range the further away you are. Since she spawns on the other end of the map I juggled her off from my end with like 3 shots which was enough to send her into the blastzone.

Something's got her all flustered! https://i.imgur.com/XLaKwdT.mp4 If only everyone would just do as she demands. Originally I had planned on this to just be a really short simple bit of animation, but it quickly turned into +2 hours. Getting her risen skirt right caused me ENDLESS fuckin grief, you have no idea. It looks really simple just looking at it, right? If only. I'm STILL a little unhappy with how it looks, but it suffices. I just could NOT get it to work as it should.

Another big boy comin' through. Captain Quill: Just a cool design I've had floating around for awhile. Don't expect to see be seeing him.

You are no idiot.

They have different connotations.

The first drawing of the new year! Longleaf pines. Really stylized thing. Feat. Cardinal: And I made a fun alternate version of Lord Valor, the original being up at the top of the page: Maybe he's imbued with some sort of ancient power or something.

Happy New Year, everyone! I wonder what the first big meme will be this year. Seems like just yesterday Logan Paul saw a dead body.

I thing I did a long while ago and forgot to upload: For some reason there's this weird clicking sound in the Youtube video that isn't there in the actual video. Here's the pretty background:

I beg to differ.

Merry Christmas to all! I was busy for most of the day obviously, with it being Christmas and all, but not that I've got some time this night, here is the semi-promised quick Christmas doodle. Nice little postcard design:

I didn't see them on your Christmas list. Nah, but for real, I thought about it, but decided I'd rather put that time towards things other than the obligatory Christmas drawing. I might do a quick one.

I still play my father's old Christmas classic cassettes around Christmas time.

Render of Lord Valor, an old, old character who predates even the modern concept of MARCH: Old drawing (dated late 2015), for reference: How far I've come since those days! Hah! EDIT: Hooray for 4th page!

The doctor is in! Meet Doctor Holly: You may recognize her, as she's a repurposing of that earlier doll girl design. She's like a kids show doctor, but in real life, but in a cartoon. Though not as kids show-y as you might think. A better way to describe it would be like she's just a big ray-of-sunshine-optimist. After all, the last thing you wanna hear a doctor say is "aww shit!"

John Oliver Fortnite dancing is definitely peak youtube in the sense that youtube only cares about celebrity talkshows and pulling in the little kids.

Saw the new Wreck-It-Ralph on a whim today. Actually good movie, pleasantly surprised by it not being nearly as "hello fellow kids" as I had anticipated.

People always think my name has a G in it. As neat as them mispronouncing the first half of my first name as "king", it's all too common to not be tiring.

The CPUs were made with the help of top Japanese players such as Amsa. That's why they know actual combos and tech.

The teaser for "Journey to the Savage Planet" at the game awards had the TF2 "0 days without an accident" sign in it and when I saw it I almost actually believed for a moment.

Don't ride bikes in sand.

More bitchy girl, shouting at Claire: "NICE FLAT SPIN, IDIOT!" Maybe she's Claire's obligatory rollerblading rival? Regardless, what a bitch.