TheOnlyGuyEver

I would not even play Death Stranding if I was paid.

At this size it's a very EGA DOS aesthetic.

Tiny tree doodle:

 
Well, it WOULD be tiny if I didn't have to upscale it so it didn't look like blurry vomit. Why does no website respect the pixel? Anything made pixel-perfectly just gets turned into mush, very lame.

"OY YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR DEM GROWSHREES?"

A fucking FEATURE-LENGTH FILM

i beat the video game
its extremely good

But, erm... Look guys, look! One of my greatest achievements! Pizza Tower on the Steam Store! Hahahaha!
 

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH VISIONS! MY MIND KEEPS SHITTING WEIRD FORMS AND DESIGNS! A HUNDRED OCS SHALL BE DRAWN! (Buncho sketches from near sleep brain blast)
 
 
 
 
 
 

Had a dream while napping with this OC, but the art style was different. Decided to give it a go and I quite liked it.
 

It's time.

Creature study sketches


 
And because I always overthink things that I make up, you get full descriptions for each which I'll just put in a spoiler I guess
 

Creature study sketches


 
And because I always overthink things that I make up, you get full descriptions for each which I'll just put in a spoiler I guess
 

Man, Vampire Survivors looked different back then

Miner dude

A professor in a class was really grasping for an example when talking about social media networking effects and started going down the "so everyone who's seen X raise your hand" and I totally held up the class for like five minutes because I just didn't at all. They were apparently trying to find an example everyone had seen
 
After the first few times I had to stop myself from laughing. You'd think he'd have given up or just ignored me once it was clear I was just not on the same wavelength

People always ask me if I've seen the latest episode of [show on streaming service] and they act like I've committed some sin when I tell them I don't use any streaming services.
 

People always ask me if I've seen the latest episode of [show on streaming service] and they act like I've committed some sin when I tell them I don't use any streaming services.
 

I realized that these could conceivably be lost to the sands of time, since I only barely found them again.
 
So here they are: all the create.swf SPUF walfas comics I made years ago.
 





 

Yo yo yo

I guess as an update to this - I worked on this map quite a bit in the early parts of the year
 
Then out of nowhere after a year of silence, someone revived my L4D2 group, and made my tf2 map progress to a halt because my free time for that got fed into l4d2 modding (hey I guess I said I wanted to get back into it...).
 
I did get the main part of the map ported into TF2 and released an alpha version for some friends, but getting accurate map lighting and the entities from the game into tf2 is tedious work that I'm still learning how to do efficiently.

 
I very often want to work on it, but it turns out the work is 50% modeling, 30% placing the entities into tf2 (using math because I had to rotate the map 45 degrees in tf2 to make it play better)., and 20% tf2 map editing.
 
Still, I worked on it very sporadically throughout the year, and there's still a ton more left to do for it to be "good enough" in my eyes. It's come a long way from that singular room I posted at the start of last year though.

Merry Christmas! I don't really have anything festive prepared, but I do have these:
 
Elemental Spirits doodle

 
Harpy Archer

 
She fletches her arrows with her own feathers.
 
I'm not ashamed to admit that I stood up several times mid-drawing to stretch my arms out and lift my knee up to understand her pose better, lol.

I'm using teams every day now. It's how we send files back and forth, host virtual meetings, and organize our calendars.
I'm afraid I have no real complains, because I mute any chats I don't want to ping me and it's the only program we have to use.
 
I did have an amusing moment where I.T. kept checking my windows version because we're forced to use Windows 11 now (ick) and I immediately installed classic shell.

Necromancy powers activate! Looks like I need to eat a hat now.
 
Anyways, the MCC is awesome now. The Steam Workshop update is probably the single greatest thing 343i has ever done for the franchise. Of course, that bar was never particularly high, but still, when you get something like THIS on the workshop....
 
....then MCC will become the next Garry's mod, because this is epic. Especially for Steam Deck users who are forced to use the anti-cheat disabled version. All I really want now is a version of the Custom Games Browser that can play modded servers with AC disabled. I might even need the AC to work on Proton anymore if that's the case.
 
Seriously, whoever is leading the MCC team is single-handedly keeping the franchise alive, cuz Infinite sure shit ain't.
 

Strange creature sheet

Strange creature sheet