Gyokuyoutama

It's nowhere near the top of my list of superpowers but I'd never turn one down lol.

Since my flames create heat without burning any fuel, I'd be a clean unlimited energy source! I could save the world!

And then big oil would probably try to assassinate me, thus starting my villain arc. Sure would be a shame if all their tankers combusted at once...

Just use them anyway, the conversation will be cut off immediately

It's probably okay to slip in "I like elephants and God likes elephants."

Try "Boundary Functions and Sets of Curvilinear Convergence for Continuous Functions."

Ah, I was more familiar with his other works, thanks

Are you coming on to me?

La la la la

La la la la

Oh welcome to za Japari Park (Japari Park!)

Did you educate him on the superiority of Vaporeon?

>the superiority of Vaporeon
Oh, no.

anonymous scholarship system for orphans whose parents have been killed in traffic accidents  :anger: :anger: :anger:

"what's that oji-san? djent isn't real metal? go back to your retirement home wwwww"

The image set practically draws itself

While investigating this topic I discovered that the "gaki" is apparently written as 餓鬼, i.e. starving demon.  This in turn relates to the "hungry ghosts" or pretas in the six realms of the Buddhist cosmology, which are reincarnations of those with too much gluttonous karma.  It's kind of bizarre that that's the default term for "brat" though I guess historically it developed to specifically refer to a spoiled brat, i.e. one who is so gluttonous as to become a preta in the next life.

I knew it was a 2hoo just because of the hat, so I just thought it was just a regular avatar change.

I legitimately just did not register the hat being ran's hat. Somehow. 

Animal women are hot and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

Interesting. Is that the official policy at your organization?

My official policy is: Kill all sons of bitches.

RESPECT

will turn to whisper in your ear

And you know what they say might hurt you

And you know that it means so much

PARTY

No, and yes. But free cookies are worth it.

I get free cookies all the time just visiting web sites so I dunno they're not so valuable they can't be given out for free. Just don't get a virus from them

It's the holiday season!

...For some reason.

Its a bizarre case where a creator's alt/scraps channel becomes more popular than his main one.

fuck you SEGA

Technically, yes. But I think NEET has acquired a meaning beyond its literal definition, and that excludes people who've worked for long enough to retire early. They are NEET skinwalkers.

Another three years soon...

Weeaboo counter argument: Japanese word for Dinosaur is 恐竜 meaning "scary dragon."  Ergo dinosaurs are dragons and thus dragons are dinosaurs.

I think we can conclude that Eastern dragons are dinosaurs (birds), while Western dragons are the result of pterosaurs interbreeding with serpents (reptiles).

Let's just ignore the fact that Eastern dragons tend to look way more serpent-like than Western ones.

Apparently modern definitions class birds as reptiles, so... moot point.

I want you guys to know, if I'm ever found dead in my apartment and it's ruled as a suicide, it was probably a setup by the people who hate Candlejack memes. They've been after me ever since I

Candlejack isn't even fucking re

oh i got a better one
i have details that will lead to the arrest of hillar

The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects.

Very cool-looking

It's chess.bmp from Windows 3.11 btw.

I hate most new software features, but Word autorecovering documents is nice.

Microsoft Word loves to give me that little red dotted line with a suggestion for "conciseness." Can't they see I'm trying to pad my wordcount here?

They're your clones that escaped the facility and are loose.

The only solution is to draw your own avatars

Can't draw, but can force AIs to interpolate drawings for me.

Original avatar, do not steal.

This is the world we live in.

"You are not logged on"

I'm glad it's not just me. I swear they just randomly throw them out for fun

Remember when there was a glitch that gave you a random account's account page instead of your own? classic

How do you know it is?

1.) It's so dead on the nose when you see it it really couldn't be an accident.

2.) After digging I found this interview where it is confirmed that it was intentional.

Why not?

"Why ask why? Try Bud Dry."

Fuck that shit.  PABST BLUE RIBBON!

Oh I get it, the machine is a metaphor for capitalism or something. Makes ya think.

return to monke

Damn, that's vore, snuff, guro, AND bloodplay all at once? Fucking degenerate

I mean, look at this:

https://theworldoftony.fandom.com/wiki/Alice_Feldström

I mean, it's no Saki Sanobashi, but it's certainly something

You clearly haven't seen the Weegee Wiki if you think this is surprising. Besides, cringers in every game OST video on Youtube always comment about how the song is used in their imaginary game, and cringers on Deviantart make up their own cartoons or whatever all the time.

Do you honestly believe there can be infinite numbers? Obviously the feds are keeping the biggest number for themselves.

numbers are a jewish ponzi scheme to keep the simple man from passing education readily

I have a space alien.

We just don't know.

Tiny dinosaurs.

Saurians