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  2. Apparently GOG Galaxy broke when it comes to fetching games.  I'm using the old version, though I wouldn't be surprised if this happened in the new version.

     

    I discovered this when I decided to reinstall TIE Fighter only for it not to show up, despite me knowing for a fact I had purchased it and previously played it.  But it doesn't show up at all in searches of the library in Galaxy.  On the website it does show up, and when checking this out I noticed that I had literally one hundred more games listed on the website compared to Galaxy.

     

    I'm 90% sure I've found the issue.  Anything sold in a bundle will not show up on Galaxy.  So TIE Fighter didn't show up because GOG actually bundles the original game, the CD rerelease, and the 1998 "special edition" remake using the X-Wing vs. TIE fighter engine.  Similarly none of my Space Quest games show up since they are sold in a 1-3 bundle and a 4-6 bundle.  Anything with more than one entry to the store purchase won't show up.

     

    It had to have happened recently, since I successfully installed SWAT 2 about a month ago and that comes in a bundle with SWAT 1 (and neither game shows up in my galaxy library at the moment.)  DOOM and DOOM II even vanished from the galaxy version of the library due to the enhanced editions of those games being given to people who had previously purchased them.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Sounds like a bundle of fun! Ha ha ha.

  3. Apparently I'm in the perfect demographic because the Nielsen corporation is constantly asking me to fill out surveys.


    This time they only sent three bucks though so I think I'll hold out for more.  Once they sent 30.

  4. Error codes I have seen by simply repeatedly refreshing the main steam store page:

     

    1

    7

    105

    108

    118

    No error code but nothing loads but a black page

     

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      This is the world we live in.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "You are not logged on"

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'm glad it's not just me. I swear they just randomly throw them out for fun

       

      Remember when there was a glitch that gave you a random account's account page instead of your own? classic

  5. Excerpt from recent e-mail from the dean:

     

    "When making online versions of courses, please make sure that they are accessible to all students.  Keep in mind that not all students have the same level of technology.  Some students might not have smart phones, and some might not even have access to computers or internet connections.  Nevertheless, your course should be accessible by all of these students."

     

    So apparently the new online course must be usable by people who are not online???

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Inb4 "go to your local public library"

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      They should just fax the lecture notes to everyone, just to be safe.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I mean, it's pretty obvious to me that he means you use the PS3's web browser via McDonald's wifi.

  6. Finally figured out why the current Shadowverse meta pisses me off:

     

    -Efficient damage spells: cap out at 4 damage.

     

    -Current broken creatures: Have defenses starting at 5.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What is this, mtg after Lightning Bolt rotated out of standard?!

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Basically, except this is in the equivalent of vintage.

       

      They've just never printed an efficient removal spell that does more than 4 damage (except for Wind Blast I guess, but that needs to be boosted to do that meaning it isn't reliable early game).

       

      The problem is that they've been printing more and more tough to deal with followers that have 5 defense on evolve (and often some way to interfere with follower to follower combat).

       

      The game really needs a 5 cost spell that deals 6 damage to all followers.

  7. Finally save up enough to craft a second copy of a legendary.

    Find out it's been restricted to one per deck.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Sometimes, things just work out.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Unfortunately there is no other card which fits as nicely into my doggie aggro deck.

      The cost went from 6 to 7, which means it can't be played the same turn as phantom howl, which costs 4.  The other alternatives also cost 7, except for Babd Catha, but I already run a full suite of that.

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Guess they really screwed the pooch then.

  8. Had someone e-mail me several times over the course of the week saying I had sent him the wrong file.  At first I assumed I did and resent it.  But then he said that I sent him the wrong file again. 

     

    I double and triple checked, and it was the right file and so I sent a long e-mail explaining to him what the purpose of the file was and how I know he has the right file.  He responds almost immediately "No, it's the wrong file again!" 

     

    Then a few minutes later he sends an e-mail saying "Nevermind, it's the right file.  I didn't read it before so I didn't realize it had the right information."

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      At least he finally got it. I'd never admit that mistake because I'm an asshole.

  9. Here's a challenge:

     

    Start a browser in private browsing, for a fresh history.

    Go to youtube without logging in.

    Repeatedly watch whatever video you want, then return to the front page, making note of the recommeneded videos.

    Your score is the number of videos required before Family Guy stops being recommended.

    Lower scores are better.

     

    Hard Mode: Get rid of late night talk shows, movie trailers, and sports shows too.

     

    Impossible Mode: Get rid of bullshit clickbait list videos.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Just to be fair I tried this myself, with the impossible challenge.  It's technically possible because the browser I use with months of history doesn't get any of those videos.  But I gave up on a fresh history after 160 videos.

       

      The interesting thing about it is that it feels like youtube is actively taunting you.  You'll get an almost perfect slate of recommendations, with one offending video (often the family guy asian drycleaner video, or the brian forced mating one).  Then you watch another video, come back to the main page, and nearly every single recommendation is stuff you'd get on a fresh browser, with nothing whatsoever related to what you've been watching.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Yeah my usual account will pass it all, but damn you have to go far before Youtube stops telling you Brain forced mating is something you want to see.

    4. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      On Edge, not logged in, with a search for "Ok Go I won't let you down" and watch of the first video, I went back to the home page and not a single Family Guy or Fortnite clip.

       

      However upon my next search (siivagunner, picked first clip) and returning to the home screen, Asian dry cleaner first in line. Unreal.

  10. How does Kemomimichan get the meat?

     

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Bullshit, you need two tails to do that!

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      How does Tails fly in sonic anyway wouldn't the tails get twisted up

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Clearly he has some sort of rotary mechanism on his ass, just like a helicopter.

  11. I just discovered Nissin cup noodle commercials.  Why are these all so good?

     

  12. I just now realized that "Joanna Dark" is a play on "Jeanne D'Arc".

     

    Only just over 20 years after Perfect Dark was released.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      How do you know it is?

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      1.) It's so dead on the nose when you see it it really couldn't be an accident.

       

      2.) After digging I found this interview where it is confirmed that it was intentional.

  13. I know this is a late insight but...

     

    Did Japan really just lobby for the 2020 Olympics because that's when they happened in Akira?

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      They're trying to make anime real. RED ALERT.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I mean if Akira was going to be real then Tokyo would have gotten completely fucked by a kid with psychic powers in 2019, so I think we're okay.

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      You're asking this when companies shat out the Back to the Future products they were supposed to have by 2015?

  14. I thought people were exaggerating when they said that the Japanese writing system was intentionally designed to be obtuse.

     

    Then I discovered round katakana.

     

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    (Maybe this should have just been a PM to Corv since he's the only one who's going to get this).

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      The standard way of writing it would be more like:

       

      ノロッコ

       

      The effect is somewhat like posting in this vile font for roman Characters:

       

      catharsis-circular-font-1-big.png

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Is it wrong I could read that pretty quickly and easily? Not to say the font doesn't suck. It definitely does.

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      To think I started with Korean that has well-structured rules and simple concepts that are easy to understand

  15. I was fiddling around with an old mp3 player of my brother's that he had left at my parents years ago.  All the buttons on the outside are busted, but I thought maybe I could get it working.  I couldn't get it to play music, but I did get into the file structure and saw names that both resembled my humor far more than his and referenced stuff that he wouldn't have been interested in (like Big O and Aura Battler Dunbine.)

     

    I hooked it up to my computer and apparently I used it as a makeshift external hard drive backup of my first personal computer.  In addition to a gig of the first music I downloaded from the internet, there were also about 60 books in .txt format, lots of various school assignments, some old java programs I made, and Hello! style archives of the very first forum I was active on.  I only vaguely remember making the decision to transfer this stuff over to the mp3 player, and as far as I remember I never transferred them to any other device before now.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Sweet, free mp3 player!

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Now it's pretty much only an external harddrive.  Most buttons on the mp3 player are broken, including the play button and most of the navigation buttons.  (Notably once you go into a folder the only way to go back is to reboot the whole system.)  It has a remote that might work, though the battery in it is almost certainly dead.

       

      On another note I had ignored it for a while since when you boot it up you get random garbage characters so I had assumed the hard drive was fried.  Turns out that these are just music files from the Dunbine soundtrack that had Japanese names that the display wasn't set up to show properly.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      My car has a USB port that you can put a flash drive with music files on and it will play them, and unfortunately it just cannot handle japanese characters which is extremely unfortunate for my love live mixtape

  16. I'm pretty sure I just stumbled across a wiki for a show that doesn't exist:

     

    https://theworldoftony.fandom.com/wiki/Ecce_homo_qui_est_faba

    1. Gyokuyoutama
    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I mean, it's no Saki Sanobashi, but it's certainly something

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      You clearly haven't seen the Weegee Wiki if you think this is surprising. Besides, cringers in every game OST video on Youtube always comment about how the song is used in their imaginary game, and cringers on Deviantart make up their own cartoons or whatever all the time.

  17. If I needed to explain to someone what the 00's era internet was like, I would link them to this ZZT World:

     

    https://museumofzzt.com/file/view/9elation/

  18. If the Nielsen company sends you a survey thing asking what TV Shows you watch, make sure to write down My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

     

    Every time I've done that they've sent me at least 20 bucks.

  19. If you watch this video ten times in a row you can almost believe that old SPUF still exists.

     

     

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I recently went out of my way to find the skyward sword saxton hale cutscene edit where he's falling after Link and that channel is like a portal back to 2011 SPUF as well

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

  20. In "The Marriage of Mrs. Fox" (Die Hochzeit der Frau Füchsin) Mrs. Fox's husband has nine tails and is quite proud of this fact.  You can see this in this Brothers Grimm cartoon from way back:

     

     

    I guess this is technically an anime even though I think it was primarily made for European audiences.  But the detail appears in the original fairy tale, as the very first line goes: "Es war einmal ein alter Fuchs mit neun Schwänzen" i.e. "there once was an old fox with nine tails."

     

    Anyway, this is literally the only time I've seen references to foxes having multiple tails in a western, non-influenced by Japan work.  The fact that there are nine tails specifically is stranger still, as just having multiple would be enough for the story to work.

     

    The story is basically about worrying about getting cucked and faking his death to see what happens only for his wife to be faithful to him... until she finds another fox with nine tails and then immediately decides to marry him.  The story could have had Mr. Fox get beat out with the new suitor having ten tails, but it stops at nine, like that's the max.

     

    Anyway, I'm posting this for two reasons.  One is just I thought it was an interesting tidbit.  Second, I'm curious if anyone has encountered any western stories with foxes having multiple tails, discounting stuff influenced by anime.  The closest thing I can think of outside of this is when Samson burns down a vineyard by tying pairs of foxes together by their tails.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Foxfire (i.e. Will o' the Wisps) being associated with foxes is pretty universal, unlike the multiple tails thing.

       

      It's also common consensus that the tip of a fox's tail is white because it got burned and/or produces fire.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Discotek just announced that they're no longer pressing new discs for Grimm's Fairy Tales, so if you want the above episode and more in a pro-physical version you'll have to buy soon.

       

      Don't miss out like you all did for Joshiraku.  (Holy shit, it's going for $160 on ebay.)

       

      What am I saying all of you guys just pirate everything anyway.

    4. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I have someone who works as a sound engineer for the western anime companies occasionally. I've been tempted to buy some BDs for some old shows from Discotek but I simply buy nothing period.

  21. In isolation DeepL will translate メスガキ as "female brat."

     

    But in the context of longer phrases I've seen it translate it to "little bitch," "meth head," "meshuggah" and in one particularly bizarre instance "anonymous scholarship system for orphans whose parents have been killed in traffic accidents."

     

    Have yet to see it use Pixiv's gloss of "sassy loli" though.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      anonymous scholarship system for orphans whose parents have been killed in traffic accidents  :anger: :anger: :anger:

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      "what's that oji-san? djent isn't real metal? go back to your retirement home wwwww"

       

      The image set practically draws itself

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      While investigating this topic I discovered that the "gaki" is apparently written as 餓鬼, i.e. starving demon.  This in turn relates to the "hungry ghosts" or pretas in the six realms of the Buddhist cosmology, which are reincarnations of those with too much gluttonous karma.  It's kind of bizarre that that's the default term for "brat" though I guess historically it developed to specifically refer to a spoiled brat, i.e. one who is so gluttonous as to become a preta in the next life.

  22. Is a dragon a reptile, or is it really a bird?

     

    Now hear me out: I'm not just saying that because they fly.  A dragon is basically a dinosaur, and dinosaurs are supposedly more closely related to birds, right?  So wouldn't that make a dragon a bird, technically?

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Weeaboo counter argument: Japanese word for Dinosaur is 恐竜 meaning "scary dragon."  Ergo dinosaurs are dragons and thus dragons are dinosaurs.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I think we can conclude that Eastern dragons are dinosaurs (birds), while Western dragons are the result of pterosaurs interbreeding with serpents (reptiles).

       

      Let's just ignore the fact that Eastern dragons tend to look way more serpent-like than Western ones.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      Apparently modern definitions class birds as reptiles, so... moot point.

  23. Is it normal for there to be a guy handing out full crates of cookies for free when you leave the grocery store?

     

    And hypothetically speaking if I were to accept such a crate of free cookies, should I be worried about getting poisoned?

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      No, and yes. But free cookies are worth it.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I get free cookies all the time just visiting web sites so I dunno they're not so valuable they can't be given out for free. Just don't get a virus from them

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      It's the holiday season!

      ...For some reason.

  24. Is Moby the Duck a reference to Moby Dick?

     

    If so, am I retarded for taking this long to notice?

    1. Moby

      Moby

      Yes. At first it was just "Moby Duck" when I began using the nickname on my first Ragnarok Online character.

       

      Specifically, the idea came from this episode of Fairly Odd Parents with Tom Sawyer where he changes the "i" in Moby Dick to an "u".

      image.png.3da9ed0bb824b5861bb8c469605ee4b3.png

       

      Conclusion: Very yes.

  25. Is there anything worse than carefully planning out your burn to clear an opponent's ridiculously full board then getting killed next turn by some haste stuff...

     

    ...only to realize that you could have won if you had just burned his face instead.

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