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  1. Why does my profile banner never cease to be relevant.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I mean there's a good chance I'm older than you so I should be spreading doom to you.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Probably, but we're all old men here... the exact numbers matter not.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      If I ever find out the foxwife summoning ritual I'll def let you know

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  2. This was the official website for Galaxy Quest:

     

    https://web.archive.org/web/20000816151056/http://www.galaxyquest.com/galaxyquest/index.html

     

    Sadly the site is no longer active.

  3. It's been two years.

     

    But they still glow in the dark.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The little glow in the dark dinosaurs I had on my wall don't glow anymore :(

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      That means that you have fully absorbed their radioactive power.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I had stars and dinosaurs on the wall as a kid. I don't think they ever stopped glowing, they just lost their adhesion.

  4. RIP Erin's challenge.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I guess the videos are back up but the quizzes and such were in flash format and seem to have been lost to the aether.

  5. The gun is good.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      dick = unity
      so unity = evil??

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      The gun shoots death.

       

      The penis shoots seeds.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      It's like poetry, sort of, they rhyme. 

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  6. 変じゃない?

    No! Haachama~!

  7. My Little Goat is not associated with Hasbro or the My Little Pony franchise.

  8. Finally figured out why the current Shadowverse meta pisses me off:

     

    -Efficient damage spells: cap out at 4 damage.

     

    -Current broken creatures: Have defenses starting at 5.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What is this, mtg after Lightning Bolt rotated out of standard?!

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Basically, except this is in the equivalent of vintage.

       

      They've just never printed an efficient removal spell that does more than 4 damage (except for Wind Blast I guess, but that needs to be boosted to do that meaning it isn't reliable early game).

       

      The problem is that they've been printing more and more tough to deal with followers that have 5 defense on evolve (and often some way to interfere with follower to follower combat).

       

      The game really needs a 5 cost spell that deals 6 damage to all followers.

  9. Had someone e-mail me several times over the course of the week saying I had sent him the wrong file.  At first I assumed I did and resent it.  But then he said that I sent him the wrong file again. 

     

    I double and triple checked, and it was the right file and so I sent a long e-mail explaining to him what the purpose of the file was and how I know he has the right file.  He responds almost immediately "No, it's the wrong file again!" 

     

    Then a few minutes later he sends an e-mail saying "Nevermind, it's the right file.  I didn't read it before so I didn't realize it had the right information."

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      At least he finally got it. I'd never admit that mistake because I'm an asshole.

  10. The first rule of card games: If you tech out your deck to counter a popular deck, you will never see that deck ever again in your life.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Fish is a pretty fun deck.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      "Aw yeah! I'm running all of these cool cards that aren't great but are thematic"

       

      "Why am I losing all of these duels? I guess I should side out these fun cards for negates"

       

      every time

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      There have been several times where I've set out to make a deck that breaks a certain card, and then after a lot of testing and revisions I end up with a really effective deck.... that doesn't include the card I set out to break.

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  11. Excerpt from recent e-mail from the dean:

     

    "When making online versions of courses, please make sure that they are accessible to all students.  Keep in mind that not all students have the same level of technology.  Some students might not have smart phones, and some might not even have access to computers or internet connections.  Nevertheless, your course should be accessible by all of these students."

     

    So apparently the new online course must be usable by people who are not online???

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Inb4 "go to your local public library"

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      They should just fax the lecture notes to everyone, just to be safe.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I mean, it's pretty obvious to me that he means you use the PS3's web browser via McDonald's wifi.

  12. The perpetual Minnesotan game: Trying to get out of staters to pronounce "Wayzata."

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      "Why-zet-tuh"

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      More like "why haven't we got rid of your state yet" amirite

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Yeah you tell 'em

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  13. I know this is a late insight but...

     

    Did Japan really just lobby for the 2020 Olympics because that's when they happened in Akira?

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      They're trying to make anime real. RED ALERT.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I mean if Akira was going to be real then Tokyo would have gotten completely fucked by a kid with psychic powers in 2019, so I think we're okay.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      You're asking this when companies shat out the Back to the Future products they were supposed to have by 2015?

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  14. Even if it is impossible, each man's memory making to data is possible is is making each man's "Memory" data. The possibility is bold and discusses it in detail. The research and study are that credibility is very high, nd that it is certain only in possible in a present technology and knowledge will advance though it has already gotten excited pros and cons about the contents of the thesis and the theory of saying [gi] is unfolded in not only the physics in the future but also the field perhaps the composed theory. Hereafter, the thesis parahippocampal gyrus on the temporal lobe, and all the man's need there what concretely one is "Memory"?

    1. Idiot Cube
    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Just take the grant money and go away.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like

  15. Sometimes you notice two people on two completely different websites with the exact same posting styles, personalities, and favorite topics.  And then you have to awkwardly pretend like you haven't noticed that they're both the same person.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      My current plan for the most recent incident is to wait until the guy posts something embarrassing on one site (he's the type of guy who will do this sooner rather than later) and then post it on the other site.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Look man, what I share on fuirsuitplaypen.com is not for you to repost here. Capisce?

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      If you ever meet someone who ends every post with a :pinkiegasm:, just walk away and don't make eye contact.

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  16. Moby, explain this Dorime meme to me.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      All the comments I see related to it in are in portuguese though.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver
    3. Moby

      Moby

      I have no idea on what you are talking about. I dont really follow Latin America memes because they are all low quality, ironic and deep fried.

      From looking around, it seems the song Ameno from ERA was used in some latin memes as some sort of praying, then it turned into some low effort remixes of the song.

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  17. They're making an Interspecies Reviewers anime.

     

    I'm now convinced that us anime fans deserve all the scorn that has been heaped upon us.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I shouldn't have googled that. 

  18. Superstition, fear and jelousy

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Eggs, milk, butter, flour

    2. FreshHalibut
    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I always heard the next line as "inseminating son"

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  19. The biggest thing keeping me from making create.swf comics is that I don't feel like installing flash on my new computer.

  20. I thought people were exaggerating when they said that the Japanese writing system was intentionally designed to be obtuse.

     

    Then I discovered round katakana.

     

    1042958135_m.jpg

     

    (Maybe this should have just been a PM to Corv since he's the only one who's going to get this).

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      The standard way of writing it would be more like:

       

      ノロッコ

       

      The effect is somewhat like posting in this vile font for roman Characters:

       

      catharsis-circular-font-1-big.png

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Is it wrong I could read that pretty quickly and easily? Not to say the font doesn't suck. It definitely does.

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      To think I started with Korean that has well-structured rules and simple concepts that are easy to understand

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  21. Something I've always wondered: Do people in the US generally have to deal with Canadian quarters getting mixed in with US currency?  Or is this just a northern border state problem?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      That never happens to me. But those dollar coins from the vending machine at work might as well be foreign currency.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I've seen one of those once in a coin collection.

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I always saved every piece of foreign currency I got as a kid, I think in my home state I've only ever gotten 3 canadian pieces of currency. Got more on many vacations though.

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  22. Remember, theme goes to SPUFOrange or you get grabbed by the ghoulies.

  23. The most annoying conversation with IT:

     

    IT: "I'm sorry, what you described is impossible."

     

    Me: "Well, it's happening.  I can replicate the problem exactly."

     

    IT: "No, we programmed things so that couldn't happen.  You must be experiencing a different problem."

  24. The real reason that I am learning Japanese is so that one day I may get all of my news from yukkuris.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I started learning so I could read porn game dialogue without needing a TL hack

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I started learning because I had a GE requirement to fulfill. Then I stopped learning.

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