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  1. Researching the early history of virtual youtubing is like descending into a fever dream.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The "people" making nightcore are sophisticated enough to assemble a community?! I assumed they were all just failed anime twitter bots

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      >Believing that music genres exist

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Yeah the nightcore community is weird from what little shit I've seen of it. It's like someone smashed a group of ravers and a group of weebs together and decides fuck it, let's see what happens.

       

      That being said I'd be lying if I said I didn't like some nightcore. The quality goes from "total fucking shit" to "pretty good" and it mostly depends on the original song. EDM will always take it a lot better than fucking New Divide.

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  2. Friendly reminder to switch to SPUFOrange if you don't want to be eaten by skeletons.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Nonsense, I'm going to recruit them into my undead army!

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      my gravestone's going to be a skeleton playing a sick guitar solo while he's on fire and there's nothing you can do to stop me

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      joke's on you I always ran SPUForange.

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  3. Somehow I legitimately like almost every piece of sonic the hedgehog music.

     

    Except for reach for the stars.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Sandopolis 2 boys ww@

    2. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Does this apply to Sonic R?

       

      because it does to me.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Sonic R, Sonic Rush, Sonic Forces, Sonic 2006, Sonic Shuffle, Tails's Adventure.

       

      ALL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG MUSIC

       

      (Except Reach for the Stars)

       

      (Okay, and except Sonic Chronicles, but that music is so bad it's kind of charming)

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  4. After weeks of listening to music from youtube mixes generated from various starting points and with varying browser history I have determined that all roads lead to Africa.

    1. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Is this the new "6 degrees of Kevin Bacon?"

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Sure.  Go to any song on youtube, click on recommended videos, and see how long it takes you to get back to Toto.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Friend of mine got from a random wikipedia article to the McDonalds article in less than a minute (meaning through only clicking other wikipedia links present in the article). Absolute mastermind.

  5. Jaydor did nothing wrong.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      homerun contest

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I swear I last saw him like a few weeks ago but the site says he was last online 2 years ago. What the fuck, man.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      He recommended I watch a mediocre anime, very devious sin

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  6. If I ever get a time machine all I'm going to do is go back to the late nineties and make predictions of the future during online deathmatches.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      you mean you won't be a key part of The Simpsons' animation team?

  7. I really want to find that 9/11 thread, but the sad truth is that it was probably deleted and thus could not be archived.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Must have been an inside job.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      jet fuel can't melt steam threads.

  8. The snes classic looks adorable sitting on the snes.

    1. FreshHalibut
    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Don't talk to me or my son ever again

  9. In the future Agarest will be studied by philosophers as the platonic form of kusoge.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What would Plato think about kusoge anyway

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Probably would hate kusoge as a distraction from pure philosophical activities.

       

      He'd like visual novels though.

  10. Why would anyone read comics or watch TV shows when you can just read the books.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What if the book is an adaption of the comic book?

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I can literally only think of one time that that's happened.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Comics for geeks.

      Books for nerds.

      TV for slouchers.

       

      Scroll master race.

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  11. I need to go deliver a bunch of documents to an office on the third floor of a building which only has two floors.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy. I suggest you go off the grid for a while.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      You need 70 stars to unlock it.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I hate to end the speculation but it turned out that the culprit was that the company directory once again had inaccurate information.  The office number was correct, it was just in another building.

       

      I had a suspicion it was something like that, seeing as how my department as listed in the directory only contains one person who actually still works here.

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  12. I'm Gyokuyoutama, mighty pirate, and I mean to kill you all!

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      You fight like a dairy farmer!

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Have at thee, rapscallion!

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      @FreshHalibut You must be thinking of someone else. I am not a farmer.

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  13. I have to learn Polish so that I can stay up to date with the Heroes 3 modding community.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      At least the mods'll be quite polished.

    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      And I thought that was russians that were still pushing HoMM 3.

      Whatever, post whatever you need and I will help you out as long as it actually is polish.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      That's what I thought too.  If I recall correctly Wake of Gods was made by Russians, and the actual Heroes V + were made by Russians, as were the new King's Bounty games.


      But recently on a whim I started looking around to see if mods had progressed and found that there were a whole hell of a lot of them, and that like 75% of the discussion is in Polish.  (10% is still in Russian, 10% in English and the remaining 5% is a mixture of other Eastern European languages).

  14. What's the minimum number of hours of sleep you need before you die?

  15. I think I'd do a good job as that guy at every video game company that lies and says that every feature imaginable will definitely be in the next release.

    1. aabicus

      aabicus

      No lie, I'm really close to maybe getting that job. It's usually the poor marketing intern who has to shoulder the internet's wrath

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      In terms of overall success, Peter Molyneux seems to be the guy to model yourself after.  He may be a joke, but he doesn't seem to get the hatred that people like David Cage, Todd Howard or whoever the spokesman for No Man's Sky do.  This in spite of (or maybe because of) his claims being easily the most ludicrous.

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      People say Todd Howard lies, but I haven't seen him do so. "It just works" was in reference to doors working after you place them in settlements. That is true. He didn't say "there will be no bugs in this game at all."

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  16. Someday there will be enough distance in time for people to claim that Daikatana was actually a innovative classic that was ahead of its time.

     

    I mean, if they do it for Omikron it's going to happen eventually for Daikatana.

    1. Veez

      Veez

      John Romero's about to make the future his bitch.

  17. Apparently I'm in the perfect demographic because the Nielsen corporation is constantly asking me to fill out surveys.


    This time they only sent three bucks though so I think I'll hold out for more.  Once they sent 30.

  18. Hornswoop me bungo pony on dogsled on ice

  19. Studies show that if you still post on message boards in 2018 that you have some form of social disorder.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      But it's still 2017 where I live.

    2. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      The human condition is a social disorder.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      But how else do kids these days form long-lasting bonds with strangers on the internet?

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  20. When people change their avatars I assume that they are new posters that I've never interacted with before.

  21. お前はもう死んでいる

    1. General DeGroot
    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      ハチロクが消えた ?!?

    3. A 1970 Corvette
  22. You can say somehow, somewhere and somewhat, but not somewhen, somewho or somewhy.  That's kind of stupid.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Somewhen = Sometime

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Somewho = somepony

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      You know you can say "anybody," instead of "anypony?" Frankly I don't see what the point of that is. I would have known what you meant if you said "anybody." Seems to me like that's the kind of thing everybody else is doing just because everybody else is doing it. So.

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