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Happy birthday Hoshizora Rin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy birthday Hoshizora Rin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WARNING: Spooky content ahead:
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VERY fast fox moving at incredibly hihg speeds:
https://www.foxnews.com/science/arctic-fox-norway-canada-epic-journey
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After discovering grilled watermelon, I have been grilling other fruits all day. Status report:
Grilled watermelon- Good
Grilled cherries- Bad
Grilled banana- Very good
Grilled apple- Decent, depends on apple type
Grilled mango- Good
Grilled orange- Very bad
Grilled blueberries- Decent
Grilled grapes- Bad
Grilled pineapple- Bad
Wow, I have a lot of fruit.
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So uh, anyone SMM2?
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Time for a definitive list of the Top 10 Virtual Youtubers.
Hey howdy ho, SPUFFriends. Have I got a treat for you! Today I bring my most thrilling tier lists to the world of Virtual Youtubers! I’m a bit on the uncultured side, however, so extensive research was needed prior to the making of this list.
On my travels I learned two important things…
1. Virtual Youtubers are racist sons of bitches.
2. I don’t have the time to watch a bunch of 15+ minute videos.
That being said, I didn’t actually do any real research, and have instead opted to do what any reasonable person would do. Select a couple dudes and dudettes and base my list solely off of my own assumptions. So here goes.
The Definitive Virtual Youtuber Tier List
Spoiler10. Kizuna Ai
She’s the most popular Virtual Youtuber by far. And just like all popular things, she’s terribly overrated and you’re all a bunch of band-wagoners if you like her.
9. Natsumi Moe
As someone who doesn’t know any Japanese, it’s nice to have one that speaks my language. However, after hearing her, I think that it’s for the best that I can’t understand what any of them are saying.
8. Nekomasu
Why in God’s name does a loli-fox-girl thing have a man’s voice? I guess I’m not one to judge, so you’re cool in my book, Nekomasu. You do you.
7. Nora Cat
This one has a pretty interesting story, at least. Turns out this cat-girl was actually a man this whole time. That’s a pretty big upgrade if you ask me. I don’t like cat-girls.
6. ratboygenius
I don’t even know what it even means to be a Virtual Youtuber, but ratboygenius qualifies. Probably. He’s cute, and he plays Minecraft? Kind of? I don’t know.
5. Omega Sisters
I really can’t stand the fucking blue one but the red one’s the best thing on the planet. Just kidding. I didn’t watch any of this, but trust me when I say the list is still definitive.
4. Kabocha no Unchi
Yeah, this one’s not real. I made her up. But I gotta say that now I’m a pretty big fan of the idea. Somebody buy me some VR shit so I can make this a reality and become a star!
3. Baacharu
This man is a goddamn horse and I can’t not respect him for that.
2. Gyokuyoutama
It’s really no secret that Gyokuyoutama is secretly a young and aspiring Virtual Youtuber. It's evident that he intends on overthrowing all the other ones so he and only he can be the greatest Virtual Youtuber of all time. But what he doesn't know is that one very powerful man stands in his way... and that man is...
1. Will Smith
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A lot of people seemed confused when Will Smith kicked off the Youtube Rewind of 2018. "What does this man have to do with Youtube?!" Many wondered... But not me! You see, it’s because I know that Will Smith is actually a Virtual Youtuber, and is quite popular. Of course, you probably didn’t know that due to his awesome persona that he uses to disguise himself. I don’t want to give too much away, but here’s a hint: He’s big, blue, and uncanny as fuck.
And now you know who the best Virtual Youtubers are! If you think that I forgot anybody, then please tell me. (Not really though because I wouldn’t have any idea who the Hell you were talking about.) That’s all for this tier list. Goodbye for now.
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Time for a definitive list of the Top 25 Virtual Youtubers.
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25: Vangumi
Really he should be lower since there's plenty of VTubers out there better than him, but I want to mention him and I'm not ranking more than 25. He's the host of a Virtual Youtube talk show which is a boring format and so already he isn't great. But I'll never forgive him for taking over Nekomasu's channel, even if it was done at Nekomasu's suggestion.
24: Mirai Akari
As one of the "four great kings" of virtual youtube, it might be a surprise to see her so low. But honestly she was the most bland of the early stars, and she gets lowered for the same reasons that Vangumi does, i.e. taking over the channel of another virtual youtuber (in this case Eilene). She is also by far the most corporate channel now, with many of her old videos privated for being too advertiser unfriendly and even getting a redesign to avoid showing off her midriff.
23: YUA
Not a lot to say here, she's even blander than Mirai Akari but she's never really anything to annoy me. Her Engrish videos are amusing, otherwise there's not a lot to her.
22: Noracat
The virtual cat with a vocaloid voice who got exposed as actually being a guy all along and not a real catgirl. There's not any huge issue with Noracat's content, but it's almost exclusively long livestreams of games and VRChat sessions, neither of which I'm into.
21: Azuma Lim
Decent variety of content, good motion capture, character design isn't annoying. But nothing too exceptional either.20-16
20: Laki
Pretty cute design I guess. Might get you on a watchlist.
19: Siro
The next of the four great kings to appear on the list. Similar to Mirai Akari in terms of how much she is getting pushed, but she has much better gameplay content, generally has better interactions with other channels and speaks in English sometimes. Dolphin noises vary between being endearing and annoying. Her heavy breathing can be great. But her put on voice gets annoying pretty quick.
18: Tokino Sora
The mom of the VTube community. Pretty decent singing voice, can be amusing, never really got on my nerves. She probably just missed being one of the four greats due to the timing of the situation, but I don't think anyone hates her.
17: Natsumi Moe
The first (and only) English language channel on this list. In many ways she's the platonic form a western fujoshi, but somehow I don't hate her. She's better when she is interacting with the rest of the Eilene clan, but unfortunately that happens less and less.
16: Nanahoshi Suzu
This is the channel I go to to wonder what the hell is going on, especially since none of her videos have been subtitled. She has a interest in weird parts of western culture, like the works of David Cronenberg, so much of the time I'm just confirming that she is in fact referencing what I think she is (even if I can't fully understand the reference). Has made so many Watamote videos that this may as well be the second season.15-11
15: Baacharu
His position on this work is not so much because I enjoy his videos, but because I can respect what he's done. He was another early pioneer that didn't get recognition at the time despite being "the first male virtual youtuber." His enthusiasm is always obvious. More recently, he's essentially started acting as a VTube producer (most notably of Siro) and he seems to be doing a decent job of it. It also makes it trivial for him to collabs.
14: Cocoa
(Or is it Coco? Kokoa? Who knows.) She's mainly on here because she's a spin off of game club project, which we'll discuss later.
13: Omega Sisters
First Duo on the list. I've always thought having a group can make things like Let's Plays more entertaining, since the people in the group can play off each other and keep a nice rhthym of the conversation going. (Of course, you can get an even better product through using a premade script which is well researched and revised multiple times, but no one does that). They gave us the "view 100 recommended videos in a row" technique which always leads to interesting results. If you're not going to ask any questions about Rio, I'm not going to bring up that topic.
12: Moemi
The eternally 2D and eternally abused Virtual Wife. Apparently the voice actress has gone through a lot of real life health issues, which has prevented her from appearing more often. She works great as a straight man to the antics of others, but struggles a bit on her own.
11: Shizuka Rin
Aka that vtuber that sang "Country Roads" while playing a bus simulator. I know that I've disqualified other vtubers for essentially just posting livestreams, and she does the same thing, so maybe she should be lower on the list. Honestly, I put her higher mainly because it isn't hard to find highlight videos so that you don't have to sit through two+ hours. I also like that she switches up her character design frequently.10-6
10. Nekomiya Hinata
Probably the best of the VTubers in terms of gameplay skill shown in videos. Additionally this is the only channel I know of which has the ears of the model tied in with the facetracking. Adds a lot to see the ears perk up in surprise or droop down in sadness. While this is another channel with corporate backing, she feels less like a spokesman for a channel and more like someone just playing a game.
9. Hime Hina
Another duo. As usual you have the hyperactive one and the straightman. Some sketches, some games, some songs. They play off each other pretty well whatever they are doing.
8. Ruki Roki
I'll be honest: I could say almost the exact same things that I did for Hime Hina. But they're foxgirls, so they get the higher spot.
7. Fuji Aoi
While she does a lot of stuff, you're here for the singing. She undoubtably has the best singing voice of any VTuber, and it's no surprise that she was the first one to get gigs for public appearances. Her channel has perhaps limited appeal in that her non song videos aren't very good, but when she is good she is better than almost every channel on this list.
6. Kizuna Ai
The big boss. She wasn't the first VTuber, but there's no doubt that without her the fad wouldn't have become as big as it has. Her success isn't accidental: she's a natural entertainer (despite being terrible at pretty much everything else she tries) and she is constantly adding new elements to her videos. Even now rather than simply pumping out the same videos that have served her well, she is going forward with some weird plotline about there being 4 different Kizuna Ais.5-1
5. Eilene
A VTuber denied her channel. Despite being one of the pioneers in the genre, predating Kizuna Ai by over a year, there is no real home for her content. In fact Mirai Akari's channel is her original channel (you'll note that it is actually "bitconnect" which is mentioned in some old Eilene vids). Luckily she originally posted to several channels in different languages, or she would be almost entirely gone. Now you can mainly find her stuff on Natsumi Moe's channel (which used to be for English reuploads of Eilene videos) and Yomemi's channel (which she created and where she frequently guest stars). Anyway, as for an actual review, Eilene's videos are obviously the product of someone passionate about making content, and who isn't afraid to push the boundaries. You aren't going to see Ebola-chan on any of the major channels. Eilene's channels were one of the few VTube channels to try to set up an ongoing plotine, as if it were a TV show, rather than simply mimicking the content of non-virtual youtubers. It's frequently very rough, but clearly a product of love.
4. Game Club Project
This is a group of 4 characters. This is essentially what you would get if you took Eilene's TV-show esque format (mixed with some let's plays) but actually put money into it. I want to say that it's also more grounded and less extreme and bizarre than Eilene's work, but honestly there are some pretty weird videos (I've posted the one where Siro shows up and tries to eat half the cast, but it ends up being a ruse to capture Santa and drink his blood to become immortal.) This channel reminds me the most of SPUF as well.
3. Yomemi
Essentially a replacement for Moemi, who has essentially become a replacement for Eilene. Why Yomemi is up here is her enthusiasm and constant joy. It's impossible to listen to her and not feel at least a little uplifted. She also has a lot of bizarre experiment videos where she tries dangerous or disgusting things, never showing a hint of fear or revulsion.
2. Kaguya Luna
Really I should hate Moon-chan due to her forced zaniness and her inability to take anything seriously. But somehow it's incredibly endearing. It helps that she posts less frequently and doesn't go long in her videos, so it never feels like she's just extending the length to get a paycheck and go home. I know this doesn't sound like a huge endorsement, but seriously, she's great. It's just impossible to put into words why that is.
1. Nekomasu
If you've paid attention to me blabbing on about VTubers in the past, you know this was coming. One of the "4 Great Kings", but the one which really came from absolutely nowhere. In November 2017 he didn't think he'd have even a thousand subscribers, by January 2018, he was a superstar. He wears his heart on his sleeve and you can see how much trouble it is for him to make his videos, which makes their high quality all the more impressive. It also helps that his tastes are almost identical to my own. He's essentially quit the VTube scene, and I understand why. I'm still pissed about his channel being used for other purposes, but I don't hold that against him.
Okay, now the Monkey has to do the real definitive top 25. -
Do you know who Ellsberg is without having to look him up? Please let me know, I'm checking to see how well-known this historical figure is before referencing him in a script
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In a similar vein to aabicus's question, has anyone heard of Dick Bong?
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Do you know who Ellsberg is without having to look him up? Please let me know, I'm checking to see how well-known this historical figure is before referencing him in a script
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Time to make the forum private again.
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Time to make the forum private again.
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I had to generate a 16-team tournament for a business eSports class, and I named all the teams after SPUFers! https://challonge.com/2h6nvw58 (Don't blame me for how you placed, blame my nickel.)
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Grookey FOREVER!
So now I guess I'm stuck with this name for the next month. Luckily, I don't have any regrets.
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Still super confused as to why Piranha Plant is a thing, but holy crap am I glad it is. Shit's fun.
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Four hours until Smash!
Or if you're on the east coast, one hour until Smash!
Or if you live in some other country, you already have Smash!
...Why do I live in the worst timezone?
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>When you take a shit so hard you give yourself a headache
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So you're going by "TOGE" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
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How the heck's everyone doing? It's been too long
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Had a good birthday spent at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park. Saw every single species of crocodilian on the planet (except for 2/3 of the proposed species of African Dwarf Crocodile because whether or not it is warranted to split the species into three separate ones is still pending, as well as one of the now TWO species of Slender-Snouted Crocodile, as just as recent as two days ago it was finally and officially decided that the species actually consists of the West African Slender-Snouted Crocodile and the Central African Slender-Snouted Crocodile) Couldn't have asked for more.
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