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Cell

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  1. I shaved for the first time last night, and now my face feels fuzzy, please tell me that's normal

    1. Cell

      Cell

      That's the feeling of your skin ripping off, you will soon be covered in blood

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  2. Well, I beat Omega Ruby

  3. well sweet mother theresa on the hood of a mercedes benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle

  4. Yesterday I bought Donkey Kong 64 for ten bucks. Time for the DK crew rap

  5. Yesterday I bought Donkey Kong 64 for ten bucks. Time for the DK crew rap

    1. Cell

      Cell

      WITH A SKIP AND A HOP SHE'S ONE COOL KONG

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  6. Anyone tries to tell me baseball is boring and I'll just show them the madness that was tonight's Royals-Orioles game. Good lord that was intense.

  7. I need Five Nights at Freddy's pls

    1. Cell

      Cell

      I would go, but Guy would just break down the door instead of waiting.

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  8. I just watched Evil Dead for the first time and it was very good

  9. A friend really wants to play Amnesia with me. Fuck.

  10. Ih yeah forgot to mention that Stam is the best <333333

  11. I want to re-sub to WoW but I still have like 20 days on FF14 what do?

  12. Skull Servants are a great example of something that is really shitty turning into something amazing. And it also involves skeletons so that basically makes it the best thing Konami has ever done.

    1. Cell

      Cell

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-agNTzk0a0

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  13. the sensor bar from my wii seems to be broken. Guess I have an excuse to buy a WiiU now

    1. Cell

      Cell

      Actually, there are two ways to get past the sensor bar.

      1: Like Buddha said, two sources of infrared light. A candle will do.

      2: Use the Wii Classic Controller. It ignores the sensor bar and moves the 1P hand with the right Joystick.

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  14. I have a friend coming to visit me from across the country in a couple of days. We haven't seen each other in three years - what's the best way to greet him/make him feel home?

  15. And because dad needs the car I get to walk to work today. Fun.

    1. Cell

      Cell

      Damnit Simon, take the bus or something

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  16. Good news, I drove around the block without killing anyone

  17. Note to self: sitting on a frozen Otter-pop to thaw it is very, very uncomfortable.

    1. Cell

      Cell

      Reminds me of Splosion's friend, Zack

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  18. RIP in pizza Windows XP user. Tommorow is the day when you die. RIP in pizza.

  19. I want to get this shit straight, why do you guys ignore/flame/taunt me for having said that I'm a pokemon when there are people dokng the same or even worse stuff out there? You guys better explain yourself.

    1. Cell

      Cell

      Look, I understand you may not have had the best childhood, but you can't hide/run away from your problems like this. Pretending you're Snivy isn't going to help anyone man.

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  20. Yeah! Got the job! Start work wednesday! Money get!

    1. Cell

      Cell

      Congrats man! Start raking in that cash!

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