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  1. 666 REP GET MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- okay that's done.

    1. Arm the Homeless
    2. ICBMoose
    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      And all it took was a shitty joke to get there.

  2. "Dear Ms. Manners, While fucking a road pussy, a bicycle was parked in my ass. How long should I wait for the owner to return?"

  3. NEW TEAM SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

  4. That moment when food prep causes cold water to feel warm.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      You'll get used to it.

  5. Oh pissing blimey, there's jam coming out of the walls.

  6. The popcorn button on my microwave is ded. RIP in peace popcorn button. D:

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      @Raz:

      Tune in next week for another epsiod of "I'm Going To Hell"

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Actually, its better to punch in the times manually.

    4. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Why aren't you using a hot air popper

  7. Tornado warning guise, I gon' dai.

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    2. tam

      tam

      can i have their stuff

    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Tornado warning over!

      Bad News: I'm still alive

      Good News: I didn't have much stuff anyway

    4. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      0/11 You need to try harder at dying.

  8. If there's anything that video games have taught me it's that if you fire enough lasers at nothing you can build anything.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      fucking your girlfriend's best friend causes bad things to happen

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Anyone who seems like an unstoppable badass is just going back in time a few minutes each time they screw up.

    4. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      demons came from mars

  9. Spicy food is the best way to clear sinuses.

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Spicy asian mustard is particularly good at that. I didn't believe it until I had my sinuses purged.

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      wasabi is very good

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Do NOT eat the pistachio ice cream!

  10. Thank you based Huff <3

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      fuck kettles in general

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      wow corv, boku no you're taste is objectively baka.

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I personally don't reccommend fucking kettles. It would probably end badly.

  11. Yyyeepp.. I just broke down crying. A happy thing happens in my life and she just shits all over it. Thanks for nothing, Chief.

  12. I'm getting better at this cooking thing! OM NOM NOM OM NOM http://i.imgur.com/0S0BY1Z.jpg

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      scags pls

      I haven't had a decent meal in a week

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      looks good man!

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Not deepfried enough. 0/10.

  13. I am addicted to Starcraft II Tower Defense Maps even though I'm utter crap at them. Woo! @u@

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i would play warcraft III tower defense maps and just build a shitfuckton of the lowest cost buildings and would somehow benefit my team

  14. I'M BAAAACCCKKK

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    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      I AM FULL OF OW.

      My legs and feet were not happy with me.

      Still had hella fun.

      Managed to make the 2nd most Powerful car on Test Track one day, felt uber accomplished.

      Rode Expedition Everest like 6 times, squeed over adorable lions and cheetahs in Animal Kingdom.

      Had epic chinese food in Epcot, had revelation that Disney has seriously upped the quality of their food, still pissed at how drinks were so goddamned expensive.

      Got more cards for their new-ish Sorcere...

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Wait, make the most powerful car? Huh? That's not what I remember Test Track being like. Guess they must have changed it.

    4. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Yeah, it's been re-vamped and now it's Test Track (Sponsored by Chevrolet)

      Now you get to go into the Design-Studio to create your own car before heading out on to the track.

      Your car is tied to a card (Which has been changed and now it's tied to your Ticket), which you scan on a terminal before you board your vehicle.

      The ride is the same, though.

  15. I'm off to DIDNEY WORL! I won't be on Steam for a week and I'll only have internet through my phone, so I won't really be active here, either. See you guys in a week!

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    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Wait, since when was Huff doing a fic, how did I miss that

    3. Medic

      Medic

      Have fun.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Gee, I've never heard of Diney Worl before.

  16. Ice cream nom nom nom

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    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      It's called Happy Tracks.

      'S Blue Bell stuff.

      Vanilla ice cream with chocolate swirled in, and chocolate peanut butter cups in it

      Sooo tasty =w=

    3. Idiot Cube
    4. Stackbabbin' Bumscags
  17. Nuu glasses get! Depth perception fucked. Ooooo... Wobbly @u@

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Also dammit, why can't I use Shift+Enter to go to the next line in statuses? Sadfaec.

  18. Is anyone else unable to connect to Steam? I have no clue if this is any downtime since the downtime thread hasn't been updated since October.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Sometimes that happens to me, it usually comes back within a minute or two though.

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      some of my friends' profile pictures are missing

    4. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      that happened to me this morning but it fixed itself. Also that disappearing profile picture thing happens to me lots

  19. Ritz crackers seriously shouldn't be so fucking delicious. They're just goddamned crackers, yet here I am eating an entire roll of them and not regretting a single thing.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Slap some cheese on that shit bro. Your tastebuds will reward you handsomely.

    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Oh, I've already done that before with some sharp cheddar and I was in snack heaven.

  20. Another tree falls at our hands. At least we had the assistance of power tools this time, but we still ended up pulling the damned thing down.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      why not just burn it down?

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Too close to the house, wouldn't want to set the house on fire.

  21. That's it, I've filled my productivity quota for the week, I'm going to hibernate now.

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      But it's monday...

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      thejoke.png.mkv.txt.exe

    3. Simon

      Simon

      .iso.mp3.avi.flv.com

  22. Playing poker in the Casino in Tales of the Abyss gives me new hatred for statistics and probability. "Well, betting High on this 3 on a double up is the best bet to make. -Draws 2- SON OF A BITCH"

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    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags
    3. FrozenFirebug
    4. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Okay, seriously, I have a lot less tolerance for shitposting than a lot of the others here.

      Take it somewhere else.

  23. I apparently became part bear, because I have only been awake since 5:15PM despite going to bed at 5AM. Welp, time to grab the sleep hammer for tonight.

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