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  1. A cupholder is basically just a cup for cups

  2. A flipping digital card game

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    2. aabicus
    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      compare to this:

      Looks like valve should step it up

    4. DualJay

      DualJay

      i paste the cards over my wallpaper, an eternally collectible sanctum, hearthstone, gwent, shadowverse, scrolls, magic - these cards are my friends, they speak to me, i collect them and hold them and they hold me and collect the broken broken broken things i leave behind

  3. Is steam incredibly slow for you guys as well? I thought my computer crashed but it's only steam being fucky

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      It happens. If it's only the steam client itself being slow, restarting it usually works for me.

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Oh yeah

      updating to steam beta fixed for me but another fix is to clear web cache in "Web Browser" settings. Fixes it for one launch only.

    4. Moby

      Moby

      It happened earlier today when I first started Steam, but terminating the process and restarting fixed it.

  4. Internet is down at work time to phonepost and fill time

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      Phoneposts DansGame

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      phoneposters need to get gassed

  5. Kek

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      AMERICA STATUS: CURRENTLY BEING MADE GREAT AGAIN

       

      USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA 

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      "Kek." - Europe on the 2016 election.

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      HAHA, TIME TO INVEST IN STATUES OF EGYPTIAN GODS.

  6. I learned how to stream twitch.tv/paperskate

    playing TF2 right now

    1. DualJay
    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      wtf theres no stream going right now

  7. Only 90's kids remember The Incident

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Yes, and that's how it should be. We took an oath to never speak of The Incident.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      The first rule of The Incident is to never talk about The Incident.

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      dont talk about the fucking INCIDENT

  8. What's the dubstep to the frag movie of your life

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      not dubstep but it don't matter

       

      http://webmshare.com/play/7XxgR

    3. Moby
    4. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      That miata driver knows what's up.

       

  9. Watch out ladies, Raz is wearing shorts today

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      are they comfy and easy to wear

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      your anus is comfy and easy to wear

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      [citation needed]

  10. The day grumpycat dies it will probably make the news

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Just probably?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      but they will never talk about pepes death at the hands of normies

      rep this if you're against the unfair bias against pepe the frog

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      The day we die it will not.

  11. doing dropkicks off the sofa is the #1 symptom of autism

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      75% of male children under the age of 10 confirmed for autism

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      that's what they get for vaccinating

  12. Let's start an official Subspuf Suicide Pact©

    1. Arm the Homeless
    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Post on SubSPUF / Lethality 100% / Agony: 100

  13. Going down the meme elevator:facinating:

  14. I need to buy a racecar bed so I can call it the pussy wagon

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    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      the raz cream truck

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      just rip off ghostbusters and call it the ecto-1 since there's 1 guy and plasm everywhere

    4. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      wait i'm not done how about pullitt

  15. You can't really claim she isn't correct

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      hey please don't bully slut shame ok !!

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      never did I say it was a bad thing, slut

    3. tam

      tam

      it was the intended effect tbh lmao

  16. Be careful Preston, you're threading on my memes

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      equilibrium is a great movie

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you're a great movie

  17. When in the MRI room, please do not press the big red button that reads "do not press"

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      hold down the button and tell me what color the strip is

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      this is a pressing issue

    4. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      What does it do?

      If you tell me I'll never HAVE to push it.

  18. "the following paper talks about an annulus but I'm going to name it a donut instead"

  19. Happy bring your plane to work-day everyone

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      a dutch national died in the attacks

       

      That being said, I still chuckled at the joke. 

    2. Wulff
    3. FrozenFirebug
  20. RUINED

    F O R E V E R

  21. did you know we have our own personal shitpost thread in the modcave? it's so much fun!

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      who do you think taught us to meme so dankly, cube?

    3. Idiot Cube
    4. Insectan

      Insectan

      EBIN SHITPOST

  22. IN A WORLD

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      and with raving reviews from critics it is truly the

    3. Silent

      Silent

      only way i can get hard any more

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      a rob schneider film

  23. steam mobile seems down for me and now Im missing my late night corv bullying session could someone else do it for me

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>: your waifu is sub-par at best

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you guys all collectively suck at this

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I'd try but I already know I'm crap at bullying

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