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    kayohgee got a reaction from Gyokuyoutama in In which we post the randomest shit we find on YouTube.   
    just gonna keep posting these here because yall are the only ones I know who might appreciate these gems
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    kayohgee reacted to Raison d'être in In which we post the randomest shit we find on YouTube.   
    This video is fucking amazing.
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    kayohgee got a reaction from Gyokuyoutama in Dreams   
    Last night I dreamed an episode of It's Always Sunny.
     
    The premise was bizarre. It basically started off with Mac and Charlie brainstorming a "million dollar idea" and coming up with an MCU themed strip club, where the clients dress up as their favorite Marvel characters and get exotic dances. Dennis overhears the idea and realizes that everything Marvel touches makes a shitload of money, "maybe even a billion dollars", and gets on board.
     
    Somehow they manage to get into some sort of investor's meeting where they can pitch their idea. I didn't explicitly dream Frank setting it up but I assume that would be his role, here. Mac Dennis and Charlie all pick a superhero to dress up as while Dee is tasked with going out and hiring a bunch of strippers for their demonstration. They all show up to the pitch meeting together. Mac is dressed as Captain America, except his costume is terrible and he's wearing cutoff jean shorts. Dennis is Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark, complete with Tony Stark's trademark beard which of course looks fucking ridiculous on him. Dennis thinks it looks fantastic. Charlie said he wanted to be The Incredible Hulk but when he shows up it turns out he just wanted an excuse to wear his fucking green man costume. Dee never shows up in the dream but somehow failed to get any strippers, and as a last second resort bought a bunch of blow up dolls from a sex shop.
     
    The entire pitch is Mac and Charlie in full costume, sitting on a couch and making the sex dolls "grind" on them with techno music blaring in the backround. Mac is also voicing the strippers saying shit like "yeah big boy". Dennis is standing off to the side pointing at a complex series of charts, explaining how their combined superhero/strip club experience fulfills all three points of the "Dennis Reynolds Male Power-Fantasy Triangle" or some shit. So of course the whole thing is awful and the three of them are laughed out of the meeting. Dennis blows any chance of salvaging it by flying into a complete fucking rage.
     
    They go to this bar, complaining about how their pitch went when this guy overhears them and turns around. It's Robert Downey Jr. He asks them wtf they're on about and the gang pitch him their idea. RDJ takes a big swig of whiskey and explains that Marvel is owned by Disney and how tight of a leash they keep on their property to make it relatively family friendly. Disney are such awful slave drivers that he's given up on his sobriety. He tells them their idea is terrible, that they'd be sued into oblivion and how a Marvel strip club will never, ever fucking happen.
     
    The gang flies back to Philly and go to the bar. They're all hanging out for a while and decide to turn on the TV. On the news, the anchors are discussing Marvel's latest business venture, a superhero themed strip club dreamed up by Robery Downey Jr and how in its first week alone it's made a million dollars in revenue. The one anchor says "hell, with an idea that good, I bet it'll make a billion dollars". The gang realizes that RDJ gamed them hard. Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" plays, accompanied by the sound of laughing strippers, as Mac Charlie and Dennis stare at the flickering TV in silence.
     
    I probably embellished that ending a little since the whole thing was a confusing fucked up mess near the end, but that's pretty much how it went. 
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    kayohgee got a reaction from Moby in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    The only screenshot I have which isn't of a cave or a wall is this monastery thing I was building on the 2nd map.


     
    Really bums me out I don't have more, or any from the original map with the ravine city and the one we made on a cleared off mountain. 

    I still play! If there were ever a Spufcraft 2.0 I would be there. Just throwing that out there.
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    kayohgee reacted to Moby in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    Yeah, I am on the same boat. I have a few screenshots and even some of my old single player worlds, but nothing from the SPUF server. I remember we had to do a new map because of the new world generation, but we somehow managed to copy and paste our old stuff into the new map.
     
     
     
    Sadly I didnt take many. Some places that I remember are missing, like my house (which I remember having another towering jungle tree, along a bigger house on the side of the mountain), a few mansions (dunno who made it, it was either Gigolo, Rammite or Witty) and a big farm that Corv had.
     
    I didnt got any pics from when Binary set a Tekkit server.
     
    Also, Minecraft running at 60FPS with less than 1GB RAM, with worlds smaller than 30MB each. Like, wow! Now I give Java 8GB so it doesnt chugs too much.
    Playing on a server with some people from my Warframe clan lately, the map backup is about 5GB if the backup warning is to be believed.
     
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    kayohgee got a reaction from Gyokuyoutama in In which we post the randomest shit we find on YouTube.   
    the sync on this one tho, just goddamn
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    kayohgee got a reaction from Gyokuyoutama in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    been thinking about you guys, i know it must be hard for everyone here to have to remain in their houses all day and limit their social contact

    stay safe nerds
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    kayohgee got a reaction from Gyokuyoutama in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    been thinking about you guys, i know it must be hard for everyone here to have to remain in their houses all day and limit their social contact

    stay safe nerds
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    kayohgee got a reaction from Gyokuyoutama in TIAM: Entertainment Stuff   
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    kayohgee reacted to Raison d'être in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    Happy Thanksgiving you bastards.
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    kayohgee reacted to Moby in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    I dont think anyone here has medical expertise to help you, I'd recommend talking with him or his family to convince him to get psychological help.
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    kayohgee got a reaction from A 1970 Corvette in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    already happened


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    kayohgee got a reaction from A 1970 Corvette in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
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    kayohgee got a reaction from A 1970 Corvette in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
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    kayohgee reacted to Idiot Cube in Barely Useful Superpowers   
    That kind of raw potential can only be granted by most powerful artifact in the universe: The Adequacy Gauntlet.
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    kayohgee got a reaction from Idiot Cube in Barely Useful Superpowers   
    Actually I'm going to change mine.
     
    I want to be able to bluntly exit a conversation without offending the other person talking to me. This would be minor mind control rather than giving me actual social skills or grace. I could just say "Hey I don't care and I'm done with this shit, now stop holding me hostage at work" and the other person would be like "Alrighty!" and fuck off.
     
    Life would be so great.
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    kayohgee reacted to Raison d'être in Barely Useful Superpowers   
    Ability to completely unclog the toilet with one mighty plunger stroke.
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    kayohgee got a reaction from Idiot Cube in Barely Useful Superpowers   
    I'd want the power to correct people when they're wrong without coming off like I want it to be an argument.
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    kayohgee got a reaction from hugthebed2 in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    No one knows the pain of a poorly chosen username like I do, but they're basically my initials and I've used it forever, so I have stubbornly refused to change it.
     
    It's totally excusable that a lot of people giving "kayohgee" a quick glance wouldn't realize that it's just the letters K O and G phonetically spelled out and smashed together, but hearing people try to pronounce it has been my personal hell for as many years as I've used it.

    You'd think if you saw a consonant followed by "ay" the way you would say it would be consistent with similar English words starting with almost every conceivable consonant in the alphabet, like "day" or "fay" or "gay", "hay" or "jay" or "lay" or "may" or "nay" or "pay", or "ray" or "tay zonday" - but incredibly, the lone exception to this rule is the letter "k". In English, when you proceed  the letters "ay" with "k", nine out of ten children on the internet agree that what you get is fucking "kai".
     
    You'd think if you saw a commonly used phrase like "oh gee" you would recognize that the "g" is soft, but apparently all you need to do is take a space out and it becomes impossible for approximately half of the human population to parse, leading to "gif" levels of disagreement and confusion about what kind of consonant it is and doubling the number of ways to butcher it. The "y" before "oh" apparently makes it even more incomprehensible because apparently everyone recently decided that you spell "yo" with an "h" on the end, because "yoh" is a thing that makes compete sense and there's no need to look for context clues when you see it in a larger word.
     
    I've heard Kah-yogi with both hard and soft "g"s, I've heard "Kai-o-hagee" with both, I've heard people almost get it right but fuck up the "g", and I'm frequently mistaken for a Pokemon because apparently somewhere down the line Nintendo decided that "Kyogre" needed to be a thing that exists. Apparently I'm the one who fucked up here though, because the letters I picked are perfectly selected and organized to confuse the human brain into garbled submission. It's the only explanation.
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