Veez

Sums up my opinion of this year's E3 pretty accurately.

I can't believe Mario and Megaman are dead.

Spiderman looked okay. 2/10 conference.

6.5/10 DMC 5 scared the shit outta me for a bit before I realized that the character was Nero and not Donte. Probably the only game that I'm really looking forward to. Fuck that Division trailer though.

I kinda tuned out halfway through EA's presentation, they've always been the boring one.

eh Also, A little late to say this, but you're wrong and I want an 1000 word apology by tomorrow.

what the fuck is even going on here anymore EDIT: Sam is the best Totally Spy girl, because she has long red hair and wears green. Alex fans need not apply.

Microsoft is lucky that Linux still doesn't have the greatest game support, or else I'd be the fuck outta here with their shit.

At this point, I'm not sure if they choose this sort of art style because its cheap and easy to make, or because they legitimately think its charming.

i hole-hardedly agree :DD but allow me to play doubles advogate here for a momend :DD for all indenzibe purboses i dink you are wronk :DD in an age were falze moralz are a diamond dozen :DD drue virtues are a bleszign in de skies :DD we often put our falze moralidy on a bedal stool lige a bunch of bre-madonnas :DD but you all seem to be takign sumdign very baluable for granide :DD so i ask of you to muztard ub all de sdrenkd you gan begauze id iz a doggy dog world out dere :DD aldough dere iz sum merid to wat you are sayign id seemz lige you have a huge ship on your shoulder :DD in your argumend you seem to drow eberydign in but de kidz nzync :DD and eben dough you are havign a feel day wid dis i am here to brign you bagg indo realidy :DD i have a sigg senze wen id gomes to dese tybes of dignz :DD id iz almost sbooky :DD begauze i gannod turn a blonde eye to dese glarign flawz in your rhedorig :DD i have zero taller andz wen id gomes to beoble sboutign out hate in de name of moral righteouznesz :DD you juzt need to remember wat gomes around iz all around :DD and wen subply and gomand failz you will be de firzt to go :DD mage my wordz :DD wen you ged down to brasz staggz id doesn't tage rogged abpliances to ged two birdz stoned at once :DD id's clear wo mages de pandz in dis relationzhip :DD and sumdimes you juzt have to swallow your brize and accept de facdz :DD you might have to gome to dis goncluzion drough denial and error but i swear on my moder's matign name dat wen you put de bedal to de medal you will pasz wid flyign garbedz lige id’s a beach of gage :DD edid: dere's a lod of fignerz of sbeech in dere :DD i might have miszed sum since i did id myzelf but i'm bredty sure dat's close to 100 cemend right :DD

Is the only reason we all stick around on this dying website because we have no one else to socialize with?

I get reputation for every post I make, regardless of how rep worthy it is.

lots and lots of dragon dildos

you're welcome

Did someone say "jihad bomb?" I swear I heard someone say "jihad bomb." I'm in.

fawk noh

ITT: Wrong Opinions

Is Civilization VI the biggest case of "Oh, that came out, didn't it" of the decade? I keep forgetting it came out back in 2016 or so.

The moment they decided to make the factions based on ethnicity/region rather than ideology was the moment when Beyond Earth failed in being a successor to Alpha Centauri.

bullshit

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