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John Caveson

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  1. How many subspuffers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Actually the correct answe is that they can't, because Guy keeps breaking them due to his incompetence.

      Dammit Guy!

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      So since when did Guy replace Ikea Boy to become the brunt of the jokes here?

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  2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

  3. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

    1. Veez

      Veez

      GHOST BUSTERS

    2. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      What do you think Jamie? You wanna confirm this one?

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I reject the concept of reality entirely and as such I have none to be rejected.

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  4. *tips "fedora"

    1. Veez

      Veez

      *it was a hologram*

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *cleverly disguised cardboard box*

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i supreme verdict, responses?

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  5. Buy our combo meal now, and get a free soft drink for an extra 3 dollars! Iz gud deal must buy.

  6. Is there such a thing as clean dirt?

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Yes. Diatomaceous earth is very clean.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      What about garbage? Can that be clean?

    3. ICBMoose
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  7. Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas nerds. I Iove you all. Except Guy.

  8. Remember kids, the longer you live, the higher chance you have to die. ;D

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      i'd say that more babies die than teens percapita

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Not exactly. The probability of death from day to day doesn't change very rapidly, but the odds that you would have died by your current age DO rise over time (but it's meaningless, since you've already survived to your current age).

      As you get particularly old, though, your chance of death does rise.

  9. Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!

  10. Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

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    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      >Not eating Deathclaw Omelettes

      Have a load of this pleb.

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      ^Eating Deathclaw Eggs and not Deathclaws Shiggy Diggy

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I use this place as a spittoon.

      *spits*

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  11. *Toreador March plays*

  12. Who knew practicing talking about the same subject over and over could be so exhasting.

  13. Sig update completed. Complete spookification status: Achieved.

  14. R U REDDY 4 FREDDY?

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      One can never truly be ready for it.

  15. Let the spoopiness begin.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      Off the charts.

  16. I now have 666 rep on bigSPUF, with my latest rep recieved from a deleted thread. I must be literally Satan.

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