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John Caveson

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Status Updates posted by John Caveson

  1. RIP Canteen God. Let's all pay our respects.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Correction, Valve killed god, therefore Valve is now god. HEIL VALVE.

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Literally who?

    3. ICBMoose
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  2. Ah, back to my old avatar, good times.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      DAE remember John's avatar from before? Damn I'm old.

  3. Studying for a mid-term tomorrow at 1:30 in the morning. Fun, fun, fun.

    1. Sir Slick
    2. Medic

      Medic

      Double good luck.

  4. If you mess with the bull, you get the hoofs

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      If you mess with the hoofs, you get the bull.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      if you mess with the red bull you get wings

  5. When you step into the kitchen, it gets hot.....wait a minute.....

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      When I step into the kitchen, a small child begins to weep softly.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      His cries echo in the forlorn streets. He will not survive the coming winter.

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      If you can't take the kitchen, get out of the heat.

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  6. Argh, Heart Burn! It burns so much!

  7. New flatscreen TV get.

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      TVs can be broken if you look at them too hard.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      tvs can be broken from negative thinking

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Sorry Caveson, Moose has olives. Olives beats tv

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  8. Alright, whoever changed the picture in my signature is worse than Hitler.

  9. I think California is literally burning in Hell right now. Wildfire reports everywhere.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      We ain't got no water, this was inevitable.

    2. Medic

      Medic

      Doesn't that happen every year? We get fires most years too.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Nine distinct fires in a single city at the same time is pretty alarming, regular or not

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  10. *awkward silence*

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      *awkward yelling*

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *peers over shades disapprovingly*

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      *Rubs bacon on it*

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  11. No more Mentlegen for me maggots. Party's over.

  12. Ah, how a I missed you Nostalgia theme. so ugh, what are we gonna do with all the joke threads we made?

  13. Mentlegen.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You sir were of class before it was a social trend.

    2. Simon
    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I can't gentlemen from my iPod, curses

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  14. goddammit Jeff Gordon, you HAD to change your tires with TWO laps to go?

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      JEFF

      GORDOOOON

      HE FAILED EVERY ONE OF US

    2. Medic

      Medic

      Better than skidding off the track and dying.

  15. Breaking news: Steam is down again for a third day. Anarchy ensues

    1. FrozenFirebug
    2. Simon

      Simon

      if the item servers are paper mache, steam is sand in a windy desert.

    3. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      start down down a a a a a a a a a a a a

      Throw away all the itemservers.

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  16. Happy St. Patrick's day everyone, kiss me, I'm Irish!

    1. tam

      tam

      my clothes and my shirt print contain every color except green

    2. Cell

      Cell

      Do I get bonus points because my real name is Patrick?

    3. Medic
  17. Welp, I invited Captain Blades and Venemous Pastry over, they seem like cool enough dudes to me. Send any grievances/hatemail through pms please.

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Pastry is ok. I considered inviting him before when Itsurblug died.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      can we slow down in the new additions so I can learn how to cope with the last two first

    4. Arm the Homeless
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  18. It's actually raining over here. For once I'm actually kind of glad it is.

  19. My rep count is the answer to everything in the universe.

  20. Well, the "Why are people getting banned" finally got locked. I guess Fish thought it was about time to close it. But who can blame him, I mean look where it was going.

    1. Tautologian

      Tautologian

      Who else got banned?

  21. No more festivities for me. Much sad :c

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