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I had a weird dream about rat-people (2-3 feet tall, rat like features) digging through my house's basement, and then coming into my house proper to steal stuff. At first, nobody noticed anything, but gradually we see doors that are normally closed left open/ missing things. (even  in  my dreams, I was wondering if it was carbon monoxide poisoning at first), then I finally went down to the basement to check things out, and found crate loads of assorted junk, not only from my hose, but other things I have never owned before.

 

I then caught movement out of the corner of my eye, and I grabbed the nearest weapon, a footlong switchblade, for some reason and shouted/roared in fury. The things, being rat-like, immediately bolted to the basement storage room, where there was  a tunnel built, the two-three rat-men  I saw scurried away into the tunnel while a slightly bigger guard came to stop me.

 

I swung the switchblade and took off its head, with the body "poofing" away as if its a video game, I then spied a pistol laying nearby, grabbed it, and headed into the tunnel.

 

Then I woke up.

 

 

 

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Sounds like the tutorial level for your average RPG.

 

Rat-man are infesting basements and stealing food, your name: JOHN RATKILLER. The rats stole your stockpile of Oreos and Snickers bars, BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.

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Dreamt last night I was just playing some Hightower. Like it was literally just a normal game on Hightower. I was jumping around, playing RPS with the enemy, and then a Scout and enemy Soldier did the do-si-do taunt except it ended with Soldier giving Scout a dip and kissing him and then he was like really embarrassed and rocket jumped away.

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Had a dream that I was going home from college and there was this MASSIVE hearse stopped in the walkway. I took a peak inside and it was filled with severed body parts like arms, legs, torsos and heads.

It was really creepy. I kept walking, took a bus and it circled around my college, that was a completely different building, and then followed the usual route.

Then halfway, I saw this giant pack of dogs, howling like crazy.

The bus went into the water, I decided to exit it and I actually was able to walk on water. I walked around a bit, then noticied that I was being chashed by zombie pirates (probably thanks due watching that Pirates of the Caribbean movie).

I managed to reach land, then there was this bizarre puzzle, where I had to use boards to make a path and launch myself with a seesaw, like these old cartoons.

After I reached the end of the path, I noticied it was at a pool of a luxury appartment complex. I walked around, climbed some stairs and entered what looked to be my appartment.

I never owned one and I really have no idea from where my brain got that place. All I know is that I started to watch TV, grabbed some food from the fridge and sat down. Woke up right after.

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I dreamnt that there was a massive heatwave/drought, so every grass/tree etc was bone dry and flammable, some asshat then somehow started a fire that burnt down half the neighborhood for some reason.

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1 hour ago, Doopliss2008 said:

I dreamnt that there was a massive heatwave/drought, so every grass/tree etc was bone dry and flammable, some asshat then somehow started a fire that burnt down half the neighborhood for some reason.

That just sounds like a typical California summer.

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I had a dream that I got pulled over and jailed for running a red light.

 

At lunch today I realized that in the dream I was taking a right on a red, which is totally legal.

 

I'll see you in dream court.

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My dream was that I was playing Sonic Adventure 2 and while playing the Hero Story we somehow discovered a separate path where Sonic becomes evil. 

 

Unfortunately my brain isn't creative and just lifted a line from what I think is Shadowing the Hedgehog, as Sonic ended up saying "I'm going to destroy this damn planet!"

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Dude what a WILD fuckin dream last night. Felt like I lived a whole week.

 

So it starts off with me camping with my brother and my dad. Pretty normal. Except we're camping on some cliff, which is not normal. And we also have like no food. So we go out to hunt food, and we see a hedgehog. We surround it and I fuckin grab it with my bare hands and catch a fistful of quills, ouch. We ate the hedgehog. Then later we were hiking, and we were trying to find something in particular. The landscape was now a wide prairie, dotted with lakes, ponds, and pine trees. I climbed to the very top of a tree to get a better view, to see if I could find whatever it was we were looking for. From the top of the tree I look into this one big lake, with a small river connected to it. I see this BIG ASS fuckin MONSTER submerged in the lake; a body like a brontosaurus, a neck like a damn softshell turtle, and a large, oval-ish head like a tadpole, but with the facial features of a full frog. I'm like "oh fuck we gotta fuckin leave", and in that same moment, a bronzed and cool-looking helicopter pilot somewhere sensed a disturbance in the force, and quickly flew over to help us escape, with the aid of his 3 chimps.

 

After that I spent like 2 in-dream days at a hotel in a mall, but the room had a balcony looking out off a cliff. I was basically just in a fucking dream waiting room for 2 days of the dream. Watched The Incredibles while I was there though, and I also, shit you not, vividly remember thinking about how this dream was pretty badass so far and how it'd be cool to post it on SubSPUF later. I might've even posted it in the dream on dream-SubSPUF.

 

Anyways, I leave the weird mall-hotel, and now I'm back at school, and it's the last day of school. Pretty normal last day of school; played cards, dicked around, etc. But then I'm leaving, and I get out to my bus, and it looks normal, right? But then I get inside the bus, and it's literally twice as small in there. Like one person per two seats, even barely. I'm like "hey, what the fuck is this?" to the busdriver and he's just responds "I dunno man, this is the bus they gave me today, I know it's shitty." So whatever, I sit down in the front so that way I won't have to deal with pushing past everyone else's legs which will inevitably be sticking out from the rows since there's no leg room in this tiny ass "that one episode of Magic Schoolbus where they shrink down and go inside the kid's bloodstream" bus. Everyone else comes on the bus and are also like "hey, this is fuckin shitty, what the fuck." I reach by bus stop and leave, and wake up.

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Had two different dreams.

 

On the first I was in some sort of futuristic science class, learning how to create body parts. Then some scientist woman implanted a dick on herself.

 

On the second I was watching Vinny from Vinesauce and he accidentally found this forum while looking for something on Google. Then we had a 1000+ people raid.

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I had a dream where a Kaiju was trying to pressure me into going on a date with it and working at its fancy company. I'm pretty sure it wanted sex as well, but I turned it down.

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I had a dream that TF2 had a surprise Spy update. We got a watch that worked kinda like the Dead Ringer, but instead of cloaking, it made the Spy tiny and fast, but backstabs deal only half of the total enemy health as damage and reduced Spy's max health.

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41 minutes ago, Moby said:

I had a dream that TF2 had a surprise Spy update. We got a watch that worked kinda like the Dead Ringer, but instead of cloaking, it made the Spy tiny and fast, but backstabs deal only half of the total enemy health as damage and reduced Spy's max health.

Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man.

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