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55 minutes ago, Huff said:

dude I just made santa claus a cute waifu elf girl and called it a day

Do not be misled by the temptations of the sultry elves.

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20 hours ago, Huff said:

dude I just made santa claus a cute waifu elf girl and called it a day

But elves are REALLY FUCKING BORING. They're just humanoids with pointy ears and an affinity for magic and occasionally archery.

 

There's a reason there's very, very few actual humans in my writings. Because humans are pricks and elves take all the stuck up shit humans do and pump it up to eleven. Sure, other stories try to do their own spins on these things, but so often we end up falling back to the same elf tropes. In the mean time, I'm quite happy with my lizardwomen, Bohrok rip-offs, rubber-skinned creatures with organic plastic armour and 3m tall horned carnivorous kangaroos.

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Theory: Everyone still around on SPUF is secretly a furry.  (OK, sometimes not so secretly).

 

EDIT: For clarification, like the good type that realizes the fandom is shit but has been drawn in against involuntarily anyway, or the type that isn't aware of the fandom but is "just really into werewolf pictures, come on guys that's something different."

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1 hour ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

Theory: Everyone still around on SPUF is secretly a furry.  (OK, sometimes not so secretly).

 

EDIT: For clarification, like the good type that realizes the fandom is shit but has been drawn in against involuntarily anyway, or the type that isn't aware of the fandom but is "just really into werewolf pictures, come on guys that's something different."

It's very simple: if it's cute, it's okay.

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4 hours ago, Medic said:

But elves are REALLY FUCKING BORING. They're just humanoids with pointy ears and an affinity for magic and occasionally archery.

mine are descended from a seagull and some of them are chill stoners and others are merry paintings given flesh

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4 hours ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

Theory: Everyone still around on SPUF is secretly a furry.  (OK, sometimes not so secretly).

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^ me @ anything with eyelashes regardless of gender or species, honestly

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So by my count we're to 4 definitely's and 6 probably's and the rest are not information to determine but still probably.

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10 hours ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

Theory: Everyone still around on SPUF is secretly a furry.  (OK, sometimes not so secretly).

 

EDIT: For clarification, like the good type that realizes the fandom is shit but has been drawn in against involuntarily anyway, or the type that isn't aware of the fandom but is "just really into werewolf pictures, come on guys that's something different."

That's quite a bold claim, my friend! (Please don't give me any more reasons to hate myself!) Anywho, I don't think Monster Girls count as furries. Unless they're werewolves, but werewolves are low-tier anyway.

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6 minutes ago, LordAIDS Monkey said:

That's quite a bold claim, my friend! (Please don't give me any more reasons to hate myself!) Anywho, I don't think Monster Girls count as furries. Unless they're werewolves, but werewolves are low-tier anyway.

The first stage is denial.

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I still don't get all the hate toward what people jerk off to. If you don't like furry porn, then don't go looking for furry porn.

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4 hours ago, Moby said:

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I swear I've seen this image here before.

 

Anyway obviously bestiality/pedophilia would be covered under "fucked up", along with a lot of other things, really. To tell you the truth I couldn't fuck any girl (wolf- or otherwise) that I didn't have a strong emotional connection with. Now that I type it out, though, that sounds retarded because obviously you can't have a connection with a fictional being. Maybe I'm just insane.

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2 hours ago, Medic said:

I still don't get all the hate toward what people jerk off to. If you don't like furry porn, then don't go looking for furry porn.

if someone consumes or draws inflation porn they have given up their humanity

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16 minutes ago, tsc said:

I'm not a furry, but I don't know if I count as someone who's still around, so there's that.

To prove you're not around you have to come here to say you're not around which proves that you actually are around.

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