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hey folks i need all your jokes with some variation of "the stakes are too high" as the punchline


currently i have:

  • why do we have ground beef but not sky beef?
  • why can't you kill a vampire in an airplane?
  • why aren't there cattle ranchers in colorado?

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3 hours ago, Rynjin said:

Pls tell me this isn't for Carrion Crown

would i do something like that?


2 hours ago, Idiot Cube said:

Why did the short vampire hunter have trouble getting the implements of his trade off the top shelf at the monster hunter supermarket?

I think "Why can't midgets be vampire hunters?" is a better version of that.




Also thought of another one: "Why can't you have a cookout on Mount Everest?"

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