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9 minutes ago, Veez said:

I don't mind Isabelle in the slightest, but I'm looking forward to seeing Waluigi fans get annoyed that of all the assist trophies to get upgraded, it wasn't theirs.

 

It could always be a lot worse, for instance, we could have gotten Shadow the Hedgehog. And yes, the tears of the Waluigi and Ashley fans give me the energy needed to tackle a tough day! (Please don't hate on me Shadow, Waluigi, and Ashley fans!) Also I really don't want Geno or Goku. (Geno and Goku fans are free to hate on me as much as they please!)

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Isabelle just feels kinda cheap and uninspired. Like a good chuck of her moves are straight Villager shit, and the other moves are miscellaneous Animal Crossing things, because her character by itself has little moveset potential. It's not a fair comparison, but looking at the massive fucking pool that Simon/Richter and K. Rool had to draw their movesets from, cause there's so much shit that they actually DO in their games, it just feels kinda like "Okay, but why?"

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52 minutes ago, TheOnlyGuyEver said:

Isabelle just feels kinda cheap and uninspired. Like a good chuck of her moves are straight Villager shit, and the other moves are miscellaneous Animal Crossing things, because her character by itself has little moveset potential. It's not a fair comparison, but looking at the massive fucking pool that Simon/Richter and K. Rool had to draw their movesets from, cause there's so much shit that they actually DO in their games, it just feels kinda like "Okay, but why?"

 

I've learned to accept stupid shit characters like this. How else am I supposed to be able to root for my most wanteds, Poochy, Medusa, and Captain Toad without being a hypocrite?

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First Mario Kart 8, now Smash. Is Isabelle becoming the Koopalings of Animal Crossing? Anywho, not really surprised, half-expected more like. I'm beginning to wonder if the Skull Kid rumors are legit now. Still kind of disappointed in the smash content though, Was hoping to find out about the blurred out game-mode from the last direct. Hopefully there will be one more in November or something. Along with of course a new fighter or two. I really don't like the idea of the last reveal being a half-clone.

 

10 minutes ago, Expresate said:

when is smesh being released, i've stopped buying attention yet my Switch hungers.

 

 

HUNGERS.

Dec. 7th me dude.

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someone/leaker on leddit is claiming Steve from minecraft is playable, along with an assist trophy and a stage.

 

I can already feel the rage from skull kid fans if he appears instead of skull kid.

 

 

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10 hours ago, Doopliss2008 said:
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someone/leaker on leddit is claiming Steve from minecraft is playable, along with an assist trophy and a stage.

 

I can already feel the rage from skull kid fans if he appears instead of skull kid.

 

I'm no Skull Kid fan, but everybody's gonna hear the rage from me if Steve gets in at all.

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I don't even think of Steve as an iconic "face" of Minecraft. He's just the default appearance for players who don't know/care about custom skins. It'd be like making a character out of the default Facebook profile pic.

 

In fact, is Steve even his official name?

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6 hours ago, Idiot Cube said:

I don't even think of Steve as an iconic "face" of Minecraft. He's just the default appearance for players who don't know/care about custom skins. It'd be like making a character out of the default Facebook profile pic.

 

In fact, is Steve even his official name?

 

I don't even think of Steve as a "face" at all, 'cause he's an ugly assortment of bricks that vaguely resembles a face. Lucky for entitled punks like myself, I don't think he's gonna get in because as we all know, all leaks are fake. (Except mine.)

 

Also, I'm no Minecraft wiz, but I'm pretty sure it's been confirmed Steve is his official name.

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4 minutes ago, TheOnlyGuyEver said:

Honestly if Bayonetta can get in, I wouldn't put it past for Doomguy getting in.

If Doomguy gets in, Daisy should get in.

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1 hour ago, Idiot Cube said:

Well they did let Bayonetta join, so why not.

 

When you put it that way, I'd gladly remove Bayonetta from the game for Bowsette. Actually, I'd remove Bayonetta for most anybody come to think of it...

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So, we've got ourselves another Smash Direct tomorrow, supposedly clocking in at 40 minutes! But why waste 40 minutes of your life tomorrow, when you can waste 5 minutes of your life right now?! That's right folks, LeakerAIDS Monkey is back, bringing you the most accurate and reliable Smash Bros leaks of all time! So, warning! There's gonna be some HUGE SPOILERS for Smash Ultimate! (I was gonna include some sweet pictures like I have in the past, but my undercover guy died out of delight while taking them. So I don't have any this time.)

 

Spoiler

 

So I'm sure by now we've all heard of the "Grinch Leak", and we've all been wondering... is it real? Well I'm here to put the speculation to rest. It IS real! In fact, the Direct will open with the Grinch Leak being confirmed, and it'll play out exactly like this... They'll be a dark screen, that'll slowly fade into a view of a snowy, jolly city where our favorite Smash Characters, (such as Olimar and Greninja), will be celebrating Smashmas. (Which is the Smash Bros version of Christmas.) Many goofy scenes of the characters having fun will play out, and the happy music will fade, and the camera will pan out to reveal a large, snowy hillside, where a dark figure is standing... The dark figure will leap from the mountain, into the town, and the next shot will be of... THE GRINCH HIMSELF?? rising in the center of the Smashmas Celebration! (This is where the splash art is gonna be...) And then a sick remix of "Mr. Grinch" plays as the Grinch begins whooping the asses of all our favorite Smash Characters! (Like Wii Fit Trainer and Duck Hunt.) At the "end" of the trailer, it'll show the Grinch about to cut down the Smashmas Tree in middle of town, but all of a sudden, he's stopped by a mysterious force! Could it be? THE LORAX!? (Yes! It is the Lorax, and he's revealed to be playable, too! And there'd be more splash art at this point!) Then the Grinch and the Lorax fly into each other in slow motion, their fists colliding. And then some gameplay of the Lorax is shown, played to the hit song, "Let it Grow!". At the end of this montage, the Grinch and Lorax are all tired from battle, and they call truce. But their truce is interrupted by none other than The Cat in the Hat, who just wants to have fun as cats in hats do. The Lorax and Grinch try to escape, but are blocked by Horton the Elephant! And then the Cat and Horton's gameplay is shown, and that wraps up this portion.

 

So now we know that the "Grinch Leak" is real, and is even better than we could have possibly imagined. But of course, there's so much more to this Direct than that! For instance, Sakurai's gonna be revealing all new assist trophies! Expect to see new fan favorites, such as King Hippo from Punch-Out, Slippy Toad from Star-Fox, Shantae from Shantae, The Medic from TF2, and Merlin Prismriver from Touhou. We'd also see returning favorites, like Shadow and Isaac. Then we'd get some new Pokeball reveals, like Incineroar and my personal favorite Pokémon, Maractus! Then there'd be some other new items, like Power Pellet from Pac-Man, and the Super Crown allowing you to turn your Smash Main into the next internet sensation! (aka porn.) 

 

Then we'd be in for a treat, as we have even more character reveals! Echo fighters Thing 1 and 2 (Ice Climbers), Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong), Kamek (Corrin), Zangief (Ryu), Chun-Li (Also Ryu), M Bison (Ryu again), Anna (Marth), Takumi (Marth), Felicia (Marth), Beruka (Marth), Gunter (Marth), Flora (Marth), and every other character from Fire Emblem (all Marth). So looks like we'll be getting a lot of echoes this time around. If that ain't hype, then I dunno what is! Wait, yeah I do! 'Cause I got some more character reveals right here!

 

With all the Fire Emblem characters added, you'd think weeaboos (like me and you)  would have everything they could ask for, right? WRONG! Daddy Sakurai has much more weeb stuff in store. (I don't have any information on what this trailer will play out like, but I know who's in it! Trust me!) Hatsune Miku from Vocaloid, Naruto from Naruto, Sekibanki from Touhou, Yui from K-ON, the witch girl from Little Witch Academia, the frog girl from Little Hero Academia, Barry B. Benson from The Bee Movie, and Gohan from Dragon Ball! Wow! These weeb characters sure are gnarly, but not as gnarly as the FAD CHARACTERS! Expect to see Freddy Fazbear from Five Nights at Freddy's, Papyrus from Undertale, Cuphead from Cuphead, Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, Fortnite Guy from Fortnite, Baldi from Baldi's Basics, and Bendy from Bendy the Ink Machine!

 

Then Sakurai will go into a talk about the still unrevealed adventure mode. I've talked about this in the past, Ridley's Rampage, but it still hasn't come to be. Well, I'm here to confirm that THIS TIME, Ridley's Rampage is gonna be confirmed. The story is that an Even Bigger Ridley is wreaking havoc upon the Town of Smash Bros, and its up the heroes of Smash (like R.O.B. and Bowser) to stop him! But it won't be easy, as he has assembled an army of ASSIST TROPHIES (like Waluigi) to take down everyone in their path! Uh oh, sounds tough.

 

Then Sakurai will acknowledge how close this direct was to Halloween, and how he'd feel bad if he didn't do anything spooky to celebrate. So we'd be getting all new echo fighters based on your favorite Halloween ghoulies! Jack-o-Lantern (Kirby), Skeleton (Wii Fit Trainer), Dracula (Charizard), Mummy (Luigi), Frankenstein's Monster (Ganondorf), The Wolf Man (Falco), Ghost (Peach), The Wicked Witch (Mr. Game and Watch), Zombie (Samus), Devil (Bayonetta), Spider (Pac-Man), and Candy Corn (Link). Then the Direct would end.

 

But not really, because there are TWO surprise at the end! TETRIS AND PEPSI-MAN! You see, Sakurai knew that the final reveals had to be REALLY good to please his petty Smash following, and I personally believe that Tetris and Pepsi-Man will be real crowd pleasers! They'll get a really awesome trailer full of explosions and great music! Then Sakurai will bid us goodbye. FOREVER! Because this is the last Smash Direct. And it's gonna be awesome. Trust me.

 

And that wraps up my leak for today. I'll see you all later, after the Direct. Probably complaining about how lame it was. (But I won't actually be complaining, because if this leak is anything to go by, it's gonna be absolutely amazing!) So friends, start betting all your money. Remember, it's not Team Vergeben or Team Grinch... The only right choice, is LeakerAIDS Monkey!

 

 

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I wasted 40 minutes on this. I should have just waited and watched the damn direct instead.

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45 minutes ago, Veez said:

I can't believe that Valve's most prolific development team member is going to be in Smash.

I haven't seen the Direct yet, so I don't get it. But does that mean that TF2's very own The Scout made it in?! (Actually, don't answer that because I already know. I am the best leaker in the world and I know everything.)

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I've got some actual spoilers to spout out now, so back off unless you want me to ruin everything!

 

Spoiler

Well, now that I've seen it, I must say that I am quite disappointed. IN MYSELF. I've "leaked" over 50 characters in my days, and I didn't get a single one right this whole time! In fact, the only thing I did get right is that Isaac and Shadow are assist trophies, so that automatically makes me better than 99% of leakers. Yay me!

 

As for what we did get... Ken is a bit of a boring choice in my humble opinion (which is also fact), but he was kinda inevitable so I'll let this one slide. But Incineroar looks pretty cool, I gotta say! I mean, I would have preferred Golisopod or Maractus for a Pokémon rep, but Incineroar was grrrrrrreat! I very much enjoyed watching him beat the shit out of Ken! But it was quite sad to see that those two were the only new chara-... HOLY MOLY! IS THAT PIRANHA PLANT? I think I've found my new main for this next installment of Smash Bros.! I've got a feeling this dude really made the Geno and Shadow fans cry, but I think he looks rather AMAZING! Who would'a thunk that Piranha Plant would make such a great addition to Smash Bros.? I guess this means I'm gonna have to pre-order the game, which I usually never do. But it'll all be worth it.

 

So when the assist trophies popped up, I thought for sure that maybe my main man, Poochy ,would maybe, just maybe, at least be in the game in some form or another. But I was wrong. No Poochy at all! Which kinda bums me out, but I'll get over it. He was never gonna be playable anyways... OR WILL HE BE?! With 5 new DLC characters on the horizon, anything is possible! (Anything, that is, except for a Smash Bros. without Poochy in it). I'll probably start speculating who the 5 DLC characters are gonna be, but I'll do it later down the road. For now, I wanna gush about the, what I think, is STORY MODE?! (aka Ridley's Rampage).


So, Ridley's Rampage seems to have been confirmed. It looks like Bigger Ridley got himself an army of Master Hands, and he's out to kill everyone in sight! Yikes! Fortunately, the Heroes of Smash Bros will have Piranha Plant on their side to stop him! Ridley won't stand a chance! 

 

So, all in all, it was a fantastic Direct. But one question remains... WHERE THE FUCK IS POOCHY?! We'll probably never find out because no one cares enough to ask the important questions, but whatever. I'm happy with the game as is, even though I didn't get any of my most wanted characters. Because unlike all the ungrateful piles of shit in the Smash Community, I realize that a lot of hard-work is being put into this game, and that any addition to Smash Bros. is a good addition! (Except for Fortnite.) Anywho, I guess this is LeakerAIDS Monkey, signing out. Forever. (At least until I start leaking the DLC characters.)

 

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