ICBMoose

well no duh they want to put the moneymaking part first I flat out don't care about the skins. Most are gross but I hardly have to deliberately get them. The part that matters to me, the gameplay bits, seem quite well done. I mean I'll never tell someone not to leave a game if they genuinely don't enjoy it but that seems an odd reason to me

​Can't wait for Day 1 where picking up multi-class weapons somehow breaks what class you are and then we'll see heavies carrying a pyro's panic attack able to pick up a flare gun ​gotta get them huo long flarepunches

wow this is crazy stuff I don't like switching around dropped items but the rest I am okay with

Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged

those are a nightmare

yeah I do

​You need to explain to her that the only things that can go on fries is ketchup, gravy, and cheese. ​except all of those are not vinegar

probably true

my mom does in her own words: "there is no way that this should be good in the slightest but for some reason it's delicious"

targeting corv and his puns

Haste Renown 1 Whenever an opponent casts a non-creature spell, if Scab-Clan Berserker is renowned, Scab-Clan Berserker deals 2 damage to that player. I fuckin LIKE it GRUUUUUUUUUUL

I plan to abuse the shit out of molten vortex the PPhilosophy of Fire Every Card Is A Shock dream will be real

wait did I actually survive for once

http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/changes-starting-pro-tour-magic-origins-2015-06-29 mulligans let you scry 1 now

finally watched the Madoka Magica movie, because I do things in timely fashion, y'know. I liked it a lot.

rip me AGAIN

Thanks I've been feeling abstract and weird recently, so I guess that makes sense

​like a cell phone? ​no, like an obsolete circular clock on a chain

thing idunno why

So just in case I wasn't quite enough of an insufferable hipster, I now own a pocketwatch

I hope so

​you don't even have to wait

PILEDRIVER? PILEDRIVER! EEEEEEEEEEEEE