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    Congrats on being 1337

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      And they said I'd never be L33T

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      w00t

       

      Do people still say w00t?  I thought I heard someone say that the other day.  I'm still hip, right?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I miss w00t tbh

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  5. Is a dragon a reptile, or is it really a bird?

     

    Now hear me out: I'm not just saying that because they fly.  A dragon is basically a dinosaur, and dinosaurs are supposedly more closely related to birds, right?  So wouldn't that make a dragon a bird, technically?

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Weeaboo counter argument: Japanese word for Dinosaur is 恐竜 meaning "scary dragon."  Ergo dinosaurs are dragons and thus dragons are dinosaurs.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I think we can conclude that Eastern dragons are dinosaurs (birds), while Western dragons are the result of pterosaurs interbreeding with serpents (reptiles).

       

      Let's just ignore the fact that Eastern dragons tend to look way more serpent-like than Western ones.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      Apparently modern definitions class birds as reptiles, so... moot point.

  6. it's been six months, so you know what time it is

    hi

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Welcome back.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I do know what time it is. I've got a clock on my computer.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      When are you gonna go for the name "confusedn't"

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I want you guys to know, if I'm ever found dead in my apartment and it's ruled as a suicide, it was probably a setup by the people who hate Candlejack memes. They've been after me ever since I

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Candlejack isn't even fucking re

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      oh i got a better one
      i have details that will lead to the arrest of hillar

  7. tfw you become a toad twice

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      A horny toad

      386b45c1-e160-43ec-8f32-071fde7fe547_scr

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Being a toad isn't that bad.  You'll get over it in three turns.  No need to throw it all away before then.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      noo i dont want to be toad

  8. dR6NAxE.png

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Very cool-looking

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It's chess.bmp from Windows 3.11 btw.

  9. semi-annual meh

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    2. General DeGroot
    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      unlikely cough

    4. tsc

      tsc

      semi-annual always means twice a year, it's biannual which is the ambiguous one

  10. Just accidentally deleted a book I've been writing for three months.

     

    Never been more glad in my life that I've backed something up.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I hate most new software features, but Word autorecovering documents is nice.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Microsoft Word loves to give me that little red dotted line with a suggestion for "conciseness." Can't they see I'm trying to pad my wordcount here?

  11. Everything about the durian screams "DO NOT EAT ME!" It is a literal ball of spikes that smells like shit. And yet people are out here eating durians. Unbelievable.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I will hear no badmouthing of sauerkraut.

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      At least with fermented things, you can argue that the person had regular food at some point.
      They just forgot about it and later decided to eat it anyway.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Fun Fact: Durians are the only fruits that Mario can't pickup in Super Mario Sunshine. He just kicks them around. Oddly enough, he can handle pineapples just fine.

  12. Digging through ancient bookmarks and discovered this forgotten relic

     

    How the moderators on SPUF work

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      God... good times.

  13. Sometimes when I see someone on another site post with a Ran or Erwin avatar I momentarily think I posted something and forgot.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      They're your clones that escaped the facility and are loose.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The only solution is to draw your own avatars

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Can't draw, but can force AIs to interpolate drawings for me.

       

      Original avatar, do not steal.

  14. It's honestly surreal to me that I can boot up a computer that hasn't been turned on in months, and hit the spufpowered bookmark and see that it still has me logged in.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I don't recall ever having to log in aside from completely new installs of Windows.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I had a really long streak until my chrome install had some fuckery and would lose its cookies every time I restarted my computer

    3. Huff

      Huff

      I once booted up a laptop I hadn't used for four years and a game of Isaac was still running

  15. Error codes I have seen by simply repeatedly refreshing the main steam store page:

     

    1

    7

    105

    108

    118

    No error code but nothing loads but a black page

     

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      This is the world we live in.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "You are not logged on"

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'm glad it's not just me. I swear they just randomly throw them out for fun

       

      Remember when there was a glitch that gave you a random account's account page instead of your own? classic

  16. Portal 2 was 10 years ago. Let that sink in.

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      @A 1970 Corvette I played it with a friend late last year, pretty fun.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      @A 1970 Corvette I'll play it with you!

      Granted I've already done all the co-op levels, but that was nearly a decade ago, so I've probably forgotten all the solutions.

    4. General DeGroot
  17. I just now realized that "Joanna Dark" is a play on "Jeanne D'Arc".

     

    Only just over 20 years after Perfect Dark was released.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      How do you know it is?

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      1.) It's so dead on the nose when you see it it really couldn't be an accident.

       

      2.) After digging I found this interview where it is confirmed that it was intentional.

  18. babe it's almost the end of the month, time to listen to maplestory music all day

  19. And now, upon retrospect, I ask why

    1. Raison d'être
    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "Why ask why? Try Bud Dry."

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Fuck that shit.  PABST BLUE RIBBON!

  20. fellas, did oldSPUF ever have an Archmage MC as one of its posters? I ran into a dude named that in a 2fort server the other day and it sounded familiar + he carried a lot of the bizarre cynical elitism a lot of the old SPUFians carried

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I remember that guy, BLK I mean

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Yeah I remember BLK, crazy that he's a DSP simp now. Small world I guess.

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Did a search for "blk_mage_ctype" and got results for him posting on a DSP forum.  So confirmed I guess.

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    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I was trying to think of a way to say "people die when they're killed" but with forum bans but I can't figure it out. If you think of one, just pretend I said it and it was very clever

  22. You have to play a game of Chess against the main character of the last book/movie/show you watched/read. How screwed are you?

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      D4DJ: I'm pretty sure I can take on a high schooler that regularly fails every test she takes. Sucks to be you guys reading/watching stuff with intelligent characters wwwwwwwwwww

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Admiral Thrawn

       

      welp

    4. Silent

      Silent

      I attempt to take it easy on Renge while teaching her how to play, but she manages to savant herself to a victory after I make a massive fuck up.

  23. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Oh I get it, the machine is a metaphor for capitalism or something. Makes ya think.

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      return to monke

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Damn, that's vore, snuff, guro, AND bloodplay all at once? Fucking degenerate

  24. when you think about it, steve harvey is really just dr phil's b skin

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      This is not an original thought

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      i'm not a very original person

  25. Merry merry Christmas everyone!

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Merry Crumpets!

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Merr chrimb

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