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  3. You enjoy all the killing, that's why.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Well not ALL of it...

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Hell yeah check out this shiny killstreak effect bro

    3. Veez

      Veez

      Snake, did you like my sunglasses?

  4. Sometimes you notice two people on two completely different websites with the exact same posting styles, personalities, and favorite topics.  And then you have to awkwardly pretend like you haven't noticed that they're both the same person.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      My current plan for the most recent incident is to wait until the guy posts something embarrassing on one site (he's the type of guy who will do this sooner rather than later) and then post it on the other site.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Look man, what I share on fuirsuitplaypen.com is not for you to repost here. Capisce?

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      If you ever meet someone who ends every post with a :pinkiegasm:, just walk away and don't make eye contact.

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  6. I’ll be going to boot camp in a few days; if anyone needs me for any reason I can respond on Discord sometime in March or April :huffface:

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Godspeed ya magnificent bastard!

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Good luck! My brother said it's not so bad past the first week.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      Thanks lads, see you about

  7. We need to thank the people who go in and replace all the instances of "is" with "was" on someone's Wikipedia page when they die.

  8. Moby, explain this Dorime meme to me.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      All the comments I see related to it in are in portuguese though.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver
    4. Moby

      Moby

      I have no idea on what you are talking about. I dont really follow Latin America memes because they are all low quality, ironic and deep fried.

      From looking around, it seems the song Ameno from ERA was used in some latin memes as some sort of praying, then it turned into some low effort remixes of the song.

  9. Submit your design ideas for SPUF's virtual YouTuber design below

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      "Sup nerds~"

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Opening line should be "g'day mates" because new people will think that she is Australian for half a second.

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      But really the Vtuber will be from New Zealand.

  10. English only challenge, starting now

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      haro eberiwan

       

      ai amu spiikingu ingurisshu

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      areyouok?BUSTAH WOLF!!

    4. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Yea that makes sense

  11. Can't believe the world ended in 2012.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the best game ever planetside 2 came out in 2012 so why even bother continuing?

  12. any green mikus in chat

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      we call em gemposters where i'm from

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

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      Why not gemposter AND mikuposter?!

  13. Bwaaaah, I'm a song from the sixtiesss.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Escardon me sir

  14. They're making an Interspecies Reviewers anime.

     

    I'm now convinced that us anime fans deserve all the scorn that has been heaped upon us.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I shouldn't have googled that. 

  15. Is it pronounced Hydrocity or Hydrocity?

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    2. Veez

      Veez

      It's pronounced "Better music than the Michael Jackson songs in the game" zone

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      It's pronounced "gif"

    4. Raison d'être
  16. Superstition, fear and jelousy

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Eggs, milk, butter, flour

    3. FreshHalibut
    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I always heard the next line as "inseminating son"

  17. Quirky AND fun!? Now I'm sweating...

  18. happy birthday l4d2

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      We are already entering the days where people are unironically saying "they don't make games like they used to.  I wish we were back in the good old days when Overwatch was new."

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I hated Overwatch before everyone else did. I hated it before it came out.

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Rest assured, everyone on oldspuf(save for that Poptarts bastard) hated Overwatch before it came out.

  19. The biggest thing keeping me from making create.swf comics is that I don't feel like installing flash on my new computer.

  20. Es ist nicht die Geburtstag der Fenneku

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Ich bin ein sandvich.

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Mein haar ist lockig

    4. Veez

      Veez

       Heut' ist mein Tag.

  21.      Time for another LeakerAIDS Monkey exclusive! As anyone who cares about Pokemon knows, Sword and Shield have been pretty massively leaked. And as a result, everyone’s complaining. Which is probably totally justified. But what if I told you that the complaining ISN’T actually justified, and that the leaks are actually FAKE?! You’d probably think I was crazy, which I most definitely am not. I have secret sources that have given me REAL information about the upcoming games, and with only a few days left before the release of Pokemon Sword and Shield, there’s no better time to share this exclusive info with you! What I am about to show you are 10 new Pokemon that are sure to make a great addition to any team! Let’s go! (DISCLAIMER: I don't actually have any pictures or proof of these Pokemon, but it's ok, because using my excellent art talent, I have drawn them all from memory!)

     

     

    Spoiler

     

    Flamingro!

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    Our first leak is the ever so tall bird Pokemon, Flamingro. Flamingro is the tallest Pokemon to date, reaching heights of 10,000 ft! Woah! Let it be known that this is no Dynamax form, and that Flamingro is this tall in his base form. It’s a water and flying type, y’know, because it’s a flamingo. Someone tell this bird to get its head outta the clouds!

     

    Tigirth!

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    Complimenting the tall Flamingro, we have its version exclusive counterpart, Tigirth! Tigirth is the heaviest Pokemon known to man, weighing in at 5,000 pounds. Tigirth’s favorite food are donuts, specifically the glazed kind. In fact. Tigirth’s special move makes use of donuts, which heals him and raises his defenses through the roof! He’d be a normal type, because fat things are always normal types in Pokemon.

     

    Pigloo!

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    Next up is the all new ice-type Pokemon, Pigloo! Pigloo is quite the defensive juggernaut due to its hardened ice body! However, Pigloo possesses a very low speed stat, because as we all know, igloos don’t move. An interesting tidbit of information about Pigloo in the Pokedex would state that when a Pigloo dies, its body makes great shelter for other Pokemon who are out in the cold! So even in death, Pigloo would make a great partner!

     

    Cobroth!

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    Now here’s my personal favorite of the new additions this gen! Cobroth, the all new poison and fire type Pokemon! This danger noodle has taken shelter in a smokin’ hot bowl of soup, and will leap out at anyone who dare goes near it! Perfect camouflage! This little guy packs quite a venomous bite, making it a poison type. And it’s a fire type because THIS SOUP IS HOT!

     

    Scribbill!

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    This next Pokemon is named Scribbill, which is clearly a pun on the words “scribble” and “bill”. Duh. Anywho, it’s a piece of shit drawing of a duck, possessing the normal type. No one knows how it came to be, but legends say that it was a child’s drawing that came to life some day through some fantasy magic bullshit. Quite a well thought out origin story for a well thought out Pokemon design!

     

    Umbrawlla

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    Our next Pokemon is Umbrawlla, the all new ghost and fighting type Pokemon based off of everyone’s favorite Japanese legend! This spooky guy has two forms. “Fold Up” is its first form, where it’d be simply a folded up umbrella dude. When it uses an attack, however, it activates its “Square Up” form, wherein its umbrella self opens up, revealing its two frightening fists! What a kooky and spooky new addition to the game!

     

    Kukucrock!

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    This Pokemon is quite interesting indeed, named Kukucrock! Though it may be hard to tell based on my shitty drawings, its name is clearly derived from the fact that it is a crocodile and cuckoo clock hybrid! The little birdie and the croc have formed a symbiotic relationship wherein the birdie cleans the croc’s teeth, while also getting a free meal!

     

    Busbee!

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    Busbee would be an all new ground and bug type Pokemon! Based on the somewhat-famous mining town of Bisbee, Arizona, this bee is sure to be a busy fella. It makes a living going into the honey mines, collecting tasty honey nuggets for its queen! It’s also worth mentioning that in Sword and Shield, there would be an all new honey mine location where you can capture this little rascal, as well as other bee pokemon.

     

    Sgnome!

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    Nearing the end of the list, we have the ice and grass type Pokemon, Sgnome! I really have no idea what the fuck this ugly-ass piece of shit is supposed to be, but judging by the name, its some kind of snow gnome. With its marvelous pine tree hat, it is granted a grass typing, and with its snowy beard, it has an ice type! Wow!

     

    Giraffro!

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    The final Pokemon that I have to leak is the all new and all cool electric type, Giraffro! This hilarious hooved hooligan is fittingly named due to its afro, that was a result of all the electricity traveling between its horns. Giraffro would make a good addition to any team, and hopefully, will become Generation 8’s most popular Pokemon! Afterall, we all know what happens to the most popular Pokemon… THEY MAKE IT INTO SMASH! And with a face like that, who wouldn’t want to see this guy in Smash Bros?

     

     

     

    Well friends, that’s all for today’s leak! Unfortunately, the Pokemon community is pretty split right now due to all the information we’ve received about the game through leaks. But I’m here to bring the community back together with my real leaks! Now, will you support GameFreak or boycott them? Hopefully with this information, you good people of SPUF will make the right decision! (Hint: You’ll look like an idiot regardless of which side you pick!)

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Finally Kogasa gets into Pokemon

  22. Why is the rum gone?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i ate those food

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Sorry, matey. T'were a long week on the high seas.

    3. John Caveson
  23. I thought people were exaggerating when they said that the Japanese writing system was intentionally designed to be obtuse.

     

    Then I discovered round katakana.

     

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    (Maybe this should have just been a PM to Corv since he's the only one who's going to get this).

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      The standard way of writing it would be more like:

       

      ノロッコ

       

      The effect is somewhat like posting in this vile font for roman Characters:

       

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    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Is it wrong I could read that pretty quickly and easily? Not to say the font doesn't suck. It definitely does.

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      To think I started with Korean that has well-structured rules and simple concepts that are easy to understand

  24. :stopsound:

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      You cannot use cheat commands online.

    2. Idiot Cube
  25. nearly 80 people used to post here... now, it's a ghost town.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      BRING BACK THE TULPA THREAD

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.  Hundreds baited by obvious pony threads.  I watched posters struggle to obtain worthless fireaxes by completing arbitrary challenges in a dying game.  All those moments will be gone now, like tears in the rain.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I still whack my jag every night, in remembrance of what was lost. Among other reasons.

  26. I feel personally attacked by California; they named the fire going on there after me. I mean the spelling is two letters different but it's just a different spelling of the same name.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You will burn for your sins TOGE.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This feels like the beginning of a sci-fi story.  This event begins a long feud between you and California, ultimately culminating with you building a time machine and starting this very fire.

       

      Or for the "Twilight Zone" version of the story, you become a villain in California since everyone in the state thinks that you started the fire.  You spend decades trying to clear your name, to no avail.  Finally you build a time machine to stop the fateful fire, but your time machine catches fire on arrival.

  27. 4iL6BXe.gif

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      MRW the pub engie actually sets up a level 3 teleporter

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