ICBMoose

I am sure I know an example of this but I cannot think of what it is

and no attempt at actual storytelling

Izzet number one, I am unasamedly a Niv fanboy. Gruul second place, I like transcendentalist barbarians. Dimir is also pretty cool. Everyone else I regard about equally except the Rakdos who are tier 1 asshats and should be punched (all flavorwise, in regards to the actual game I subscribe to the "know how to play any combination and/or strategy effectively so that you are never not able to do SOMETHING" philosophy)

what

Spoiler The Izzet are awesome in all fashions.

Top tier taste. Melek is an awesome dude.

sweetness

I would totally let her train my ass

very noice

I really am tempted to. I'll have to find a way to get the clothing. Is it really that difficult to get ahold of?

Starting a Red Rescue Team game. Cyndaquil with a Bulbasaur partner. Lets rescue some dudes.

A lot of that actually makes a decent amount of sense. Not all of it, but enough to make a case. Tried too hard on certain verbal metaphors, I think. It was sorta amusing when I realized I actually do a "crazy hand" fairly often.

If all you want is the horns, you could probably just wait. Considering the volume of people pre-ordering it (b/c it's cheap), Genuine versions will probably flood the market soon enough. Well, I want the game anyways and I gett a 33% discount if I preorder, so the horns are just icing on the cake.

FOUND MY GAMEBOY CHARGER, HELL TO THE YES Charging at home while I do school shit, I am so hyped for some mystery dungeoneering. Time to look up how to cheat on the quiz to assure I play as Cyndaquil.

damn I might just drop the cash into preordering that

I too am gonna hold off on actually purchasing the thing.

Weren't there both though? And then eventually more clones? Like whatsisnut the one tie fighter pilot dude whose clones showed up in the Hand of Thrawn stuff? Everything I know is a lie Welcome to the new cannon.

Found my old GameBoy Advance SP and games. I now have access to the fun and joy of Pokemon Emerald, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team, F Zero GP Legend, Super Mario Advance, and no way to charge it.

I am legitimately incapable of using Cockatrice correctly, god damn what is wrong with me.

I kinda liked the darker green color actually.

I feel the need to remind the world that The Goonies is bloody well amazing.

I have never bothered to change it from whatever the default is.

Yes pease.