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And a surprising large number of people still think it's from North Korea.

I think it's the dance.

In more recent news, Gangnam Style is now #2 on BillBoards Top 100.

So you can try to count how many times someone makes a dick joke on YouTube.

Homestuck in a nutshell.

And time for the age old question: Does Batman count as a superhero? If yes, that's my answer.

The Greatest Fanfic on the Earth1 tiem dere wuz dis mercinairy named duh Hoovy. he wuznt vary smurt, but hiz manygun wuz vary ovrpowrt. he wuz wakling to duh spaun win a Scoot wuz fownd in duh bass eeting hiz Sandbitch. Hoovy deed nawt liek dis, so he tryed to keel hiz on teem mimbur. Dis maed duh Atmenesutaitturr vary made. She prezed a bootahn dat terned duh Hoovy intuu a Sandbitch. Scoot eight duh Sandbitch an terned inuu a High Breed ob duh Scoot and duh Hooby. Ad den he aspoded. And duh Atmenesutaitturr asloded. Ad den a fenshed writing dis wander full fun fic. Is gud.

I like this song because it is bad.

TOMMY FUCKING PROVOLONE

I've yet to see this song used the same way RickRoll was. And all attempts to replace RickRoll I've seen have failed spectacularly.

Apparently that Americans don't realize North Korea implies a South Korea.

Yes. As far as you know

It's just 3D Mario. Spyro the Dragon is among my favorite games.

It's 3D Mario in general. The only one I thought was decent was Sunshine. Haven't played Galaxy 2, but I can't imagine I would like it more that Galaxy.

Super Mario 64

Conspiracy theories.

And then they all fucked.

I'll consider that.Capter 4Duh Piro found duh mean, poopy head Spi in hiz home. Duh Spi was writing a long nasty letter about how duh nice Piro was bad, and it waz full of lies and tings dat weren't true. dis made duh Piro very angry. He kicked duh door down and ran inside. Duh Spi tried to kill duh Piro wit hiz gun, but duh Piro was invincible, because he had duh power of goodness on hiz side. Duh Piro swung hiz axe, and chopped duh Spi's arm off. Duh Spi fell to duh ground and waz hurting. Duh Pyro picked up hiz gun, because it waz ironic. He shot duh Spi several times in duh chest. Den he used duh axe again and chopped duh Spi up. Den he grabbed a rocket launcher from hiz back pocket and fired it at duh Spi seven times. Spi waz dead. Piro wrote a letter telling about all duh bad tings Spi did, and left it wit duh Spi's remains. Is good.

It can't be any worse than Apple's current earphones.

Chapter 5The Pyro checked his emails again the next day. He received comments on his story from all of his friends. Most of then were critical of his story, but not overly mean. The problem most commonly stated was that the story was too hard to read because of the Pyro's bad grammar. The Pyro made a note of this to update the grammar of previous entries once he had a better grasp of the language.However, the email that stood out to him the most was an email from the Spy. The email read:"Dear Mumbling Monstrosity,This story is the most godawful thing I have ever read. Your English is simply atrocious. Can you write a single sentence without misspelling a word? The plot is also awful. The Pyro thinks a Spy killed the Scout and the Heavy when they exploded? Shouldn't he be looking for a Soldier? Or a Demoman? Or anyone other than a Spy? Never send this story to me again, and if you do, I immediately discard the email."The Pyro stared at the screen for what felt like hours. He refused to believe this. None of his other friends thought the story was that bad. Why did the Spy think so? No, this couldn't be right. Clearly the Spy just hates the Pyro. The Pyro opened up the emails from his other friends and read them over and over again. If the Spy doesn't like this story, fine. He doesn't have to like it. In fact, he doesn't even have to be in it anymore.

Capter 3Duh Piro finded hisself in a room. It wuz a room wit mekanical stuffs, and duh Medic wuz dere. Duh Medic wuz a nice guy who teached duh Piro many tings, liek how to wrote better English. Duh Medic suggested dat duh Piro should look for duh ebil Spi at duh blu team bass. Duh Piro tought dis wuz a good idea. He wented to duh blu team bass and went inside to find duh Spi. he saw an enemy Engineir whacking hiz jag against a sentry. Duh Piro walked ober to duh sentry and made it go boom, but he didn't kill duh Engineir, because duh Piro doesn't kill people. Duh Piro is a good guy like dat. Duh Piro went deeper into duh enemy bass and met up with a blu Heavy. Duh Heavy wanted to fight him, but duh Piro let him know he come in piece. Duh Piro asked where duh Spi was, but duh Heavy said he went home earlier because someone got blood on his suit. Duh Piro left duh blu bass to find where duh Spi lives. Is good.

You're funny.

I'm surprised you're admitting that account exists.

You have. You just don't realize you have.