LadyBernkastel

Haven't we all?

I'm interested in seeing what this new show Doug has planned is.

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There's a reason for this. Though people misunderstand it, which is how you get crap like bombing abortion clinics and bullying gays, the Bible teaches to preach to non-Christians. Even the paranoid ones who ostracize non-Christians agree with this. The Qu'ran, however, teaches that violence against heretics is acceptable. Maybe not required, but definitely acceptable. Though, this was against innocents, so I don't know if this is going against the Qu'ran or not. *going off of second-hand knowledge*

If a Muslim responds to this calmly and with logic, I will have no problem. If a Christian responds to controversy with "Blow it up," I'll say the same thing I said here.

5char

I'll tell you when I get to the part of my post where I endorsed Christians doing the same.

I think the right question to ask in this situation is: What would Muhammad do? If your answer is set a police car on fire and kill people who had nothing to do with what made you angry, you're probably defending a point that isn't true.

Dafuq?

*cries* It's beautiful.

Chapter 3The Pyro couldn't stop fidgeting around in his seat. He kept his finger hovering over the F5 button, waiting impatiently for the Medic's email. He took a quick look at the clock: 3:28. It's been thirty minutes since he sent the Medic an email with his new story. The Pyro started to worry. What if the Medic is dead? What if he's been kidnapped by the BLU team? What if spontaneously combusted?! The Pyro relaxed a little when he heard a a ring from his email. He opened the Medic's email and read:"That story is . . . um, very good, Pyro. I see you could still use . . . a little work on your English, but I very much . . . enjoyed it. Keep working on it, buddy."The Pyro leaped out of his chair in joy. He was going to write the greatest story in the world! But first, why limit this wonderful story to just himself? He sent a copy of the first two chapters to all of his fellow mercenaries. After sending an email to the six remaining mercs, he opened Word again and immediately began work on Chapter 3.

One time there was this mercenary named the Heavy. He wasn't very smart, but his minigun was very overpowered. He was walking to the spawn when a Scout was found in the base eating his Sandvich. Heavy did not like this, so he tried to kill his own team member. This made the Administrator very mad. She pressed a button that turned the Heavy into a Sandvich. Scout ate the Sandvich an turned into a hybrid of the Scout and the Heavy. And then he exploded. And the Administrator exploded. And then I finished writing this wonderful fanfic. It is good.

But duh gay peeps aploded. Duh High Breed ees a homofobe.

Copter 2Een a feld tu duh lef uhb duh bass, duh Piru sad een duh feld lookeng at duh flours. Duh flours wuz prittie and duh Piru liekd lukeng at dem. He hurd an esplodion ad goed tooooo envisteguratin. Eh sawed duh espoded high breed on duh for ad gaped. dis could ony bee duh wurhjhk ob duh eble Spi. Duh Piru mad ett hez mizion tu fend an keel duh eble Spi dat keeled an mirdurd heez pals. She gotted a firo axt butt wuz skered dat duh Spi wuz two faq awaei tu fend. Eh sturted foloing fuutprins tu fend duh Spi, but den I culdnt dink ob wut to right nict su i stupped. Is gud.

Boredom.

A little boy was walking across a bridge and eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. All of a sudden, a voice said, "Hey, kid. Give me that sandwich."

I flushed a live cricket once.

5char

The ducks were sitting in a bath tub. One said,"Pass the soap." The other said,"What do you think I am? A type-writer?"

If it sells any, I'll lose hope in humanity.

And the body count increases.

Bitches don't know about the greatest avatar ever. (Hint: It's mine.)

That or the Illuminati seizes control of the world and we become the United Countries of Babylon.