The Irish Demopan

So my girlfriend's birthday present has arrived, two tickets to Melaine Martinez's first Irish concert. She loves her and has no idea. Her face is gonna be priceless.

Spain has come out and said they wouldn't block Scottish entry. Also:

The thing is tho, will Cameron's successor involve Article 50 and commit career suicide?

Scotland's Parliament is setting up a power play that lets them win no matter what. If Article 50 is invoked, to leave the EU, English, Welsh, Northern Ireland and Scottish Parliaments have to agree to in invoke Article 50. Now since Scotland voted to Remain, looks like they veto it. End of the story, UK won't leave the EU. They win. Or it goes back to London, London says fuck you, you've got no say and leaves the EU, it goes back to Scotland and now they have proof that the English don't care about the wishes of the Scottish people and boom they move for independence and this time looks like 59% would vote in favour of it and stay in the EU. They win with independence to boot.

So one of the sons of the Unionists major leaders and one of the causes of the Troubles came out yesterday and told everyone who could to get an Irish Passport and that now "the time has come for my fellow Ulstermen and women to strongly consider rejecting Britain and becoming united with our brothers down south." This is fucking huge. That a major Unionist is advising people to acquire Irish passports, referring to the ROI as brothers and that the time has come for a border poll. This is something that we never thought would happen that a key member of the Unionists would come out and say that we should unite. And the bigger thing is, that the grassroots are mostly agreeing. Ireland right now:

So Brexit. My company is an international company with offices in 92 countries. Today they announced the firing of 150 of the UK staff and closing of 5 of the 13 UK region offices and moving them to Ireland and Germany to continue to work on the EU projects. Today they lost 10,000 euro and the cost of doing business in the UK jumped by 17%. They expect to possibly close all par the Belfast and London UK offices to deal with UK work. Also the Northern Unionists are calling for an United Ireland. HELL HAS FUCKING FROZEN OVER.

One of our golfers has pulled out already because of the shit show

Not entirely wrong. Hoover space trains. https://hyperloopbysiemens.wordpress.com/

Today in work I was told I was starting on a project, codenamed "Puttermouth" internally, soon enough that would be interesting but first I had to sign an NDA saying I wouldn't disclose it's location. Got a look at some of the documents related to it after signing it. SpaceX, Tesla, Siemens logos greet me. I'm fucking working on the feasibility prototype of Hypeloop.

I have started work as an intern at an Engineering Company. Department? Infrastructure The team? Rail. I get paid to work as an Rail Engineer and get college credits for doing so. Winning!

Crisis averted.

I should really bring this up to date. That was my position 2 weeks ago. As I type this today, we're in a relationship.

Pan had a female friend who heard about Pan's breakup dropping hints about being interested in him. Pan has a date with this girl. Alright.

Relationship no more. Feels weird. LDR just don't work out.

Funny how the show's total viewing figures are the highest they've ever been.

1988 to 2017, that's a hell of a service record for writing Doctor Who, 12 of those was for the TV show. It's the first time in a very long time that there's going to be no Moffat influence on the show.

I liked drunk beans on toast with extra butter.

There is two little children running up and down the train and I want to kill the two little shits

I don't understand any of this. I'm going back to dealing with my structural equations.

Yes?

I've got the hangover. Oh god. The hangover farts.

We found more drink. And there's triffle. Hurrah. And Keepign up Apperences is on the telly. Might that lamppost Richard.

Merry Christmas ssshshs. I got at the wine and spirits. Drunk food comas yeahs.

Christmas party started @6, and I'm already drunk. As per tradition and nationality.

Sappers are bugged, sentry is offline for 5s instead of 0.5. Geegee, how to make bad spies good.