Verumae

I'm going to need braces (fuck) and I've been informed that my wisdom teeth are going to fuck everything up when they come in anyway (also fuck)

IT'S HAPPENING

THIS IS HOW IT ALL ENDS

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two more weeks of oxycodone babyyyy

i'm going to be responsible this time because i actually need it

I spilled a pot of boiling water on myself and got second degree burns

it happened about two weeks ago, I was in the hospital for three nights, I still have a large burn on my leg that hasn't closed up yet

actually drugs are very good.

I know literally everybody who has ever gotten addicted to anything thinks they're not going to become addicted, but my prescription is almost out and I literally don't have enough to abuse

I fucked up in school so bad my parents basically hate me, I've burned the shit out of myself so I haven't been able to exercise for two weeks, my best friend doesn't care about me anymore and all of my internet friends are drifting away

but I have an oxycodone prescription so it's okay

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

nostalrius boys where we at?

magickus pmed me on steam saying something about bennett (his real name) and asking if he could call me on steam

he was doing a dumb voice and pretending to be his own older brother and saying he felt bad for tarnishing his younger brother's reputation and that magickus killed himself back in february and that stuff

he kept asking if I knew magickus and I kept saying no and he lost it when I started going on about how gnome players have huge penises and stopped pretending to be his older brother

I need to get a job but I can't really have one right now because I have a massive second degree burn on my leg that needs regular care, I won't be able to drive there because I'm taking oxycodone and fuck I forgot drug testing was even a thing

jraphics interchange format*

does anyone know if there's a way to use the markdown/plain text editor on the new forum? I just liked it more 

​magickus literally just posted a meme and kicked everyone from the steam group and said "trolled" a few times then got banned or s/t and edited his thing to a porn gif

I think that's it?

HA! GOTIIIM!

I was just in the hospital for three nights because I spilled boiling water on myself

why couldn't I have burned myself in a medical marijuana state

a year ago today he gave himself for our sins

how do I update my status?

also add me on snap: verumae

witty's avatar always looks like the shitty drawing of sonic to me

when I look at it closely I can make out the weird guy from the gorillaz or whatever but just seeing the eyes and the mouth makes it look like sonic

i just saw neutral milk hotel

bow to your meme lord

as of yesterday morning I am officially NEET

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Posting the result on Facebook, the 20-year-old seemed pleased with the finished ink: "Thanks Cody Gibbs for doing awesome work on me! Looks just like my son."

did you consider the possibility that it's a good tattoo and just an ugly child?

​the worst way to do it is experiencing post-cataclysmic azeroth

this is the only way

a year ago I couldn't run a quarter mile without stopping, I'm up to about 20 miles a week and I'm training for a triathlon

with that said, wisdom bomb incoming:

there is no better feeling in the world than having the legs of the girl you love wrapped around your head

except experiencing azeroth for the first time

https://en.nostalrius.org/

I was expecting something different in this thread

today is the biggest day in the meme world

you guys have big plans for tonight?

today is the big day

modern gasoline has a substantial ethanol content that is prone to degradation at much more advanced rates

if you find a can of gas that has been sitting (and not explicitly preserved) for six months in an apocalypse and try to put it in your car, chances are you're going to fuck something up