Buddhazilla

"King Me""It's funny because that's about checkers and not chess"I kind of want to play now.

Sorry, I'm only good at shooting/hitting things until they're dead.

Gonna name mine "The Lumberjack's Trophy"Recently watched a runthrough of The Path so why not.

So I decided to log into tf2 real quick to check if I got my Total War promos earlier today (they still aren't out) and I realized that the item server was down for me.So I'm like "Whatever." and decided to go onto the spufserver to complain a bit.But the server browser was empty.I can't access servers.I'm so scared. What do.

I restarted steam and everything is hunky-dory again.Except for you know NO PROMOS.I WANT TO RE-DESCRIBE MY FREEDOM STAFF WITH "Made in China" GABEN-DAMNIT

brb replacing sprayAlso, restarting Steam because that's what tf2 suggested when I tried to do quickplay.

Apparently you have to play the games a ways in to get the promos? Darn. Nope, the items just aren't registered in the item server yet. Silly me.

I just bought all the things. It's just 32 dollars, why the fuck not? FREEDOM STICK STAFF AWAAAAAAY!

I uh...So apparently some people from the team who worked on Banjo-Tooie are going to do a spiritual successor... and Grant Kirkhope is on board.I dunno about you guys but this may actually be a thing.Or maybe that's what every fiber of my heart is making my brain think.

Allow me to point out that this is "people from the core team who worked on Banjo-Tooie" and NOT Nuts n' Bolts.Besides, Nuts and Bolts could have been a decent game if they didn't put the Banjo IP in it.

I sideburns AND goatee. The goatee's still kind of growing in though. but most of the sideburning is hidden behind my still-can't-believe-I-haven't-cut-it-yet-after-more-than-a-year-long hair.

Super Meat Boy port except the control scheme makes no sense whatsoever. You can change it but...eh.

Wow they literally just ported the game with some cruddy keyboard controls slapped on."We recommend playing with a(n xbox) controller!"GG Behemoth.

So there's an official Borderlands 2 wiki up (still a work in progress) that is completely unrelated to Borderlands 1's community wiki. Sad.Anyway, I looked around and saw that they've already discovered what bosses drop what legendaries.I guess that gives me a bit more of a goal besides getting to 50 (I'm already level 47 on my Siren).Can't wait to get all those legendary Torgue weapons and make a loadout of them.

If it gives you any solace, there's a quest where you release the beasts of the Preserve on the Hyperion engineers.

It gets worse.Oh, so much worse.

.Officially the best game ever (quest) (right after previous quest) (random drop) (Highlands) (Eridian Blight)Do not look at these if you want to feel the joy of finding these easter eggs yourself.

Shotgun/curse outlander is da bes.

GRAB YOUR TINFOIL LADS, EVERYTHING VALVE RELATED JUST WENT KAPUT.Never mind Steam is back online. Dangit.

Progressive rock, boyo. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZru4JG_Uo

dis is gud thing

Wait til you see Hammerlock's Bullymong naming quest.

If V were here he would have indirectly insulted you.Anyway, have you uninstalled tf2? It seems a bit dumb but it could work. Maybe the game itself it out of whack.

Golden keys are kredit to backpack.

Hey guys I beat the campaign.Now to get Maya to level 50.And then get all the other characters to 50, without forgetting that life exists.And then I gotta do all the sidequests and by then DLC will be out.Then I'll have to beat the DLC.And do all the DLC quests.And get the DLC characters to 50.