Confusedn't

That's rooster, not dick. Get your mind out of the gutter, ya sickos!

You should paint the Stahlhelm in Team Spirit.

You poor soul.

I can't make it at 9 AM, if that's what you mean. Got church. Haters gonna hate. At 9:00 PM I can be there.

Fair enough.The question also stands, where are they coming from?

When I posted this, there were 15.

I'm gonna get me a gift wrap and get dem shades. I've never owned a pair because they're so overpriced, but now I can finally have one!

Unboxing crates is great. I've opened about 15 of them, and gotten a 5 bud or so unusual that I love, a smoking El Jefe. So you guys should keep opening crates, you'll get an unusual for sure.Problem?

Sure, why not. I've got internet and free time all summer, and I can play decent scout and soldier. Not sure if I'm good enough for comp, though.Add me to your rooster.

Wait, I didn't see the non-edited OP, what did it say? Something about google and lurkers?

Pre-order Windows and get a genuine one?

I'm totally not one. I might be one.

Wait, so Pyro isn't a duck?My whole life is a lie.

Is it wrong that I was unable to bring myself to vote anything but Hertz sucking a dildo?

The haunted spirits inhabiting the uncraftable Eyelander are angry about it being considered worthless. They want revenge.

E-Peen Lengthening: my Oribiting Fire company man.Beloved: my brigade helm, painted the color of a gentlemann's business pants. First hat I ever got and painted.I sort of wish I hadn't traded away my Smoking El Jefe for that company man, as it was my first and only unusual unbox to date.

I honestly have no idea. I do remember that it was first used by me for some mafia game. I needed a username, and "confused" and "cactus" were the first adjective and noun that came to my head. I liked the alliteration and how they have a sort of symmetry, and the name stuck.

And the only reason it isn't completely straight is the slight matter of the gay porn.Still, less gay than CoD.

By a random commenter:Is this fake?.....This is what the CoD fan base is comprised of. Idiots who accept everything they see and hear at face value.

What the fuck did I just watch?

81.Under 100 club.not exactly exclusive, but I'll take it

Better a 5% chance of a woman than a 0% chance.Besides, that's just what I choose to believe. It's just for fun, why worry about what (s)he actually is canonically?

I don't care how ugly she could possibly be, it'd be better than sleeping with a male. Besides, the Pyro is probably*sunglasses*hot.YEAAAAHHHHH

Well, as a heterosexual, I'd have to go with sleeping with the Pyro.No matter what kinky stuff she's bound to be into.Marry- same deal.Kill? I'd kill the spy. You never know who he might disguise as.... including my newlywed Pyro.

Jeez, Ravebot, got enough entries? Were the 5 you put in already not enough? Just for that, I hope you lose. :P