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I love Guy in an only somewhat homosexual manner, he's one of my closest friends and I'm grateful to have met him

I know it's meant in jest but it still kinda hurts when people rag on him excessively

EDIT: I don't know who edited that in but fuck you, you're being mean

You can talk like that all you want but leave me out of it, and definitely don't make it look like I would ever participate in it

jesus christ that avatar of the resolute

into the stompy deck it goes

have fun dealing with a 5/4 reach trample for GG on turn 3, nerds

EDIT: I totally forgot to actually talk about my stompy deck here

I've been taking it to my local FNM most weeks for a couple months now and I've only failed to go at least top 4 with it twice

This is the decklist I'm running now if you want to draw inspiration, Alex

Creatures
4x Dryad Militant
4x Experiment One
4x Strangleroot Geist
4x Kalonian Tusker
4x Garruk's Companion
4x Leatherback Baloth
1x Scavenging Ooze
  Spells
4x Rancor
4x Vines of Vastwood
4x Aspect of Hydra
2x Dismember

Lands
19x Forest
2x Treetop Village
  Sideboard
2x Gut Shot
3x Unravel the Æther
2x Relic of Progenitus
2x Creeping Corrosion
2x Scavenging Ooze
1x Thrun, the Last Troll
2x Feed the Clan
1x Obstinate Baloth

The Companions are a recent addition, but I love the added consistency and trample they provide. Executes the game plan perfectly.

This is the list I plan to run after DTK comes out

Creatures
4x Dryad Militant
4x Experiment One
4x Avatar of the Resolute
4x Strangleroot Geist
2x Kalonian Tusker
2x Garruk's Companion
4x Leatherback Baloth
1x Scavenging Ooze
  Spells
4x Rancor
4x Vines of Vastwood
4x Aspect of Hydra
2x Dismember

Lands
19x Forest
2x Treetop Village
  Sideboard
2x Gut Shot
3x Unravel the Æther
2x Relic of Progenitus
2x Creeping Corrosion
2x Scavenging Ooze
1x Thrun, the Last Troll
2x Feed the Clan
1x Obstinate Baloth

I'm thinking of cutting a Forest for another Dismember, but I'll need to do some more testing to see how my current manabase feels.

The best part is that the whole list, sideboard and all, will run you less than a hundred bucks

Probably closer to 50 or so, actually

Two semesters ago we watched Sunlight which was a mediocre movie where the sun is dying and they needed to drive assfucktons of explosions into the sun's core to jumpstart it

 

My teacher was outraged that they didnt name it "Daylight Saving Time"

I can't decide if that or The Core is more retarded

EDIT: I didn't even see witty's post, that's funny

what the fuck

I never had scheduled furry time when I was homeschooled

this is bullshit, why didn't I get to learn about furries

I swear the guy that provides the music for my local NPR station is a huge vidya fan. I've heard background music from Battlefield Bad Company, Little Big Planet, and just today FTL.

That's fucking awesome.

Does he do requests?

I got Bridgewater College's full tuition scholarship

At least you aren't making any rules regarding the particulars of grammatical usage in Swahili.

Eh.  The RG cost is going to definitely be seen as a downside.  Is it better than skullcrack 95% of the time? Possibly.  But if you're not splashing green, it's useless.

 

Modern manabases are so greedy and ridiculous that adding another color is the easiest thing in the world

besides, almost all good burn lists already had a green splash for destructive revelry

atarka's command is going to replace skullcrack in most lists, I bet

I could weigh in but I honestly have no vested interest in this forum's quality whatsoever so it'd have no point

besides I'm pretty sure my opinion is already known

ok

overload counterflux

ez

you also can't respond to a suspend anyway because it's a special action that doesn't use the stack

EDIT: Stream's over

why do they call it "red deck wins" anyway

If this place is still active in five years I will eat my hat

I do literally nothing except play CoD on Xbox 360 after school

nothing

I wish. Deflecting Palm's not targeting the damage source feels bullshit to me.

But I'm just talking for the sake of it, I don't generally have too many problems with it. The guy I play against so much and I have practically formed our own mini metagame, where we're literally sideboarding things just for the other and we each know what the other sideboards against us and how we should deal with it. He'll hold Skullcracks for a response to Feed the Clan, and I'll avoid pumping any one creature unless he's tapped out so he can't Palm it. He even tried getting cute and siding in Torpor Orb just so I couldn't evolve E1 or gain life from the Obstinate Baloths that I side in against him.

I think you misunderstood, this is Modern, not Standard

I've never heard of warrior tribal being a thing in Modern

Now I almost want to see if the guy who plays murrican control in my meta would swap decks with me for a Friday just so when I play against Lebossi he's thrown completely off kilter

Only problem is that I am not a control player and wouldn't be able to pilot it effectively

at least stompy is about as simple as it gets, cast creatures and turn them sideways

funnily enough neither of them run Soulfire

boros burn becomes a lot easier to beat when you resolve a Feed the Clan for 10 life

it becomes a problem when you play against the same player so much that he starts sideboarding deflecting palms just for you

I finally went top 2 at my local FNM yesterday, felt pretty good after 4 consecutive weeks of top 4 finishes

It seems all I even play against is Boros burn, there's two of them in my meta and I always end up playing against them

mami fans are nice though

they could have at least tried to make the font match

I mean, shit, don't all wikis use Times New Roman, just like everything else in the world?

and people actually playing tf2