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  1. tam

    G'day.

    i hate my shift key
  2. tam

    Man your Internet Outrage shelter.

    i'm so glad i don't have a facebook
  3. tam

    Smache Brothers

    would he just use a whole bunch of sports equipment, Mario Party blocks/power-ups and have a Waluigi Pinball-themed stage?
  4. tam

    Smache Brothers

    i want fucking king k. rool hell, funky kong would also kick ass
  5. [spoiler2] [/spoiler2]
  6. tam

    TF2 general

    lol wow it's 2013 and people still mock backburner users
  7. big-ish horse comic [spoiler2][/spoiler2]
  8. tam

    TF2 general

    sometimes i play this game enough to where i forget i'm good at other games
  9. horse comic [spoiler2][/spoiler2]
  10. my favorite artist uploaded again [spoiler2][/spoiler2]
  11. the closed and open mouths are two separate makeup jobs
  12. comic con limited edition deadpool comic cover [spoiler2][/spoiler2]
  13. More stories. I too will update this as I think of more. --- 5. Crossover (Sir Donald's Pipe: The Empire Strikes Back) After being forced to watch most of the movies with Nicolas Cage as the leading role, Sir Donald became entranced in everything about the man: his family, his legacy, and of course his filmography. Sir Donald swiftly paid Stephen Spielberg and M. Night Shamalan to rewrite Gone with the Wind to be all about Nicolas Cage and how amazing he is. This fixation ended roughly 17 seconds after Sir Donald stopped abusing methamphetamine and crystalized cocaine, which this poor top hat is completely stained with. 8. Haiku (Sir Donald's Stovepipe / Of Writing Like Five-Sev-Five / See It It Is Orange) While traveling abroad, Sir Donald stopped at a cute little antique store in Japan and asked the strapping gentleman at the counter whether they had any orange felt he could use to patch up his traveling hat. The man responded "Yes, we have orange felt. It will cost five-thousand yen. Do you have that much?" to which Sir Donald replied "Yes," and left the store with felt in hand. 18. Food that looks like a TF2 item besides the Sandvich or Ham Shank (Sir Donald's Pipe of Delicious Decadence) When Donald was just a wee lad in grade school, he got into a rather nasty food fight with the school jock Jaque J. Oque. Soon after utterly annhiliating the premises with his peanut butter and Fruit-by-the-Foot Zweihander, he made himself this blueberry and eggplant casserole top hat to commemorate his delicious victory. 24. Frag video (Sir Donald's Pipe of Night-Time Fuel Terrors) Sir Donald was champion at several different sports, most notably the discus toss and hammer throw, and he instructed his late first lady Mistress Donaldine to record his most fantastic shots using an early-20th century camcorder and compile them to fast-paced polka music. Wishing to outgrow these prior musings, Sir Donald would like to give this hat he earned for being the first person with one million subscribers on the catalogue YouZine to whomever can make the best similar video using modern technology. 29. Tell us why you deserve a free hat (Sir Donald's Pipe of Powerful Persuasion) A multi-billionaire, Sir Donald delved into philanthropy and community service as he aged, selflessly performing menial and frustrating tasks such as trimming the hedges at the local park, fixing traffic signals, fixing the sidewalks and feeding picky, manipulative rabbits their favorite salads. One of these dart-eyed rabbits gave Sir Donald this eerily beige hat for his kindness and although he says he would like to give it away to whomever can prove their worth, I'm sure he just wants the creepy, likely rotting thing gone.
  14. Finishing off the pipe names. Artistry Accolades: 5. Crossover (Sir Donald's Pipe: The Empire Strikes Back) 6. Warzone (Sir Donald's Pipe of Violently Voiding Vitality) Literary Leviathans: 10. Free-verse poem (Sir Donald's Pipe of Basically all of English 9 through 12) 11. Prose (Sir Donald's Pipe of Short Shtories) Media Medallions: 14. Spoken-word speech (Sir Donald's Dream He Had) 17. Sculpture (Sir Donald's Stovepipe-shaped Stovepipe Sculpture) 18. Food that looks like a TF2 item besides the Sandvich or Ham Shank (Sir Donald's Pipe of Delicious Decadence) 19. Home-made weapon mimicry (Sir Donald's Pipe of Forging False Firearms) Miscellaneous Medals: 25. New weapon idea (Sir Donald's Pipe of Imagineering Injury Implements)
  15. i made huff wet himself with this [spoiler2][/spoiler2]
  16. Yeah, that could be amended into the Media Medallions section to replace the "Food that looks like a TF2 item" one; I just wasn't thinking about it.
  17. tam

    DCP's Artistic Art

    This for real
  18. http://pastebin.com/UBhEwhyd huff likes what think, others
  19. tam

    TF2 general

    I don't disagree entirely, but I think it works better with the KGB and it has a room for error margin I like If it was made multiclass, it would certainly be better, but atm it's just a Heavy shotgun
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