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Three of my nipples for a drawing of a butler with an onion for a head

I could play dota if I gave at least one tenth of a half of a fuck about it at all

Don't give ALL the damns!

Stammerson P Quakemarble - Action/Adventure, Drama, Thriller From humble beginnings to filthy riches, Mr. Quakemarble lived the life of dreams until one fateful day when his estate is carpet bombed and the world thinks he perished during the attack. Now, with the world absent of his presence, he vows to enact vengeance on his perpetrators, no matter the cost and no matter the offender.

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I'll be honest I can tolerate MAD because all of the references I get make me feel smart But AN ANNOYING FUCKING ORANGE TV SHOW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I have amended that Seriously though, Mythbusters is the best damn show that Discovery airs and probably the best show in all of modern television besides a certain cartoon about horses Water heater rockets Creamer explosions Ballistic manhole covers Spinning a playground spinning thing with shotguns Whether or not running into a flying insect with your neck while on a motorcycle will kill you If it really isn't a good idea to bring a knife to a gun fight Seriously Talk about the show here Jamie is best Mythbuster

I'm gonna have to use twilightsmile as my gimmick to rival yours:twilightsmile:

SoI heard this webcomic is violently, mindfuckingly confusing as all of holy HellThat makes me not want to start

It gets better. The announcer gets more enthusiastic (in a very good way) and there eventually gets up to 5 hosts: The main two, Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman, and the Build Team, composed of Tori Beleci, Grant Imahara and Kari Byron.

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Mythbusters has none of your requirements but fuck the rules it's Mythbusters

Classic

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6beNl1qCI0&list=FLUwrpLnJ7JZh7Ne4InqGgJA&index=2&feature=plpp_video Alternatively, you could inject pure glucose into your bloodstream. Whichever is more tolerable. hertz

Don't break your pants