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only about 7 thousand people are named juan must be juan in a million

this frontpaged on deviantart

why did the graphics suddenly get wildly worse intrigued on why it's in a house though

​Are you going to look really mousey, but when you take off your glasses and let your hair down you'll turn really sexy? ​that's what i'm shooting for

I got my first job! I'm going to be working at my local library as a page; tomorrow I'm going to bring in my college schedule so I can get hours that work for me! I'm really happy, fucking finally!

what

i finally beat the first stage as aria in crypt of the necrodancer but like >zone 3 with zone 4 enemies jesus fucking christ

i haven't played minecraft in months but last night i dreamed i was playing it and killed a sheep, remarking "wow i didn't know they added lamb chops" and the dream ended

i sold my soul to the devil three years ago for a family business buff so now i have to suck his dick in hell for eternity

The Big Gay Woobling Sound: I want their to be a marvel/dc villain who's only goal is to kick as many super heroes in the dick as possible The Big Gay Woobling Sound: His drive is so great that he builds spaceships to kick interstellar heroes in the dick and dimmensional gates to kick heroes that don't even exist in our realm in the dick The Big Gay Woobling Sound: he discovers the secret to immortality so that he can kick the dick of heroes long after he would normally dead The Big Gay Woobling Sound: he invented time travel so he could kick heroes before his time in the dick The Big Gay Woobling Sound: after he has kicked every hero in the dick he becomes destitude and insane The Big Gay Woobling Sound: then he invents a ray that gives heroines dicks so he can kick all the female super heroes in the dick The Big Gay Woobling Sound: once he finishes that he realizes the flaws of his ways and tries to amend his ways by starting a super hero academy The Big Gay Woobling Sound: or so it seems The Big Gay Woobling Sound: but he is actually creating an army of super heroes that he hasn't kicked in the dick The Big Gay Woobling Sound: then he kicks them all in the dick

i love waking up to more rights

i bought a somewhat form-fitting fuzzy dress at a garage sale for $1 and let me tell you a little something about super fucking comfortable coziest shit i've ever worn jesus christ

what do you call a bunch of wildebeest who work at soup kitchens and care for their families and a bunch of wildebeest who prowl the streets with switchblades and guns

ratz instagib is really fun it's an arena shooter and everybody has the same way to move, the same gun, and no unlocks (beyond cosmetics) it's just a matter of whether you can git gud i recommend it