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i still never understood this

Stamda: huff's birthday is the 7th rightGuy923: uhStamda: the day your trade ban is liftedGuy923: NahGuy923: It's the 2ndStamda: well close enough

that someone's birthday is Huff's

you could also buy a shitload of gift wrap and do that too

why do people care about this stuff so muchseriously it's not a big deal in the slightest

:headsplosion::headsplosion::headsplosion:

I guess it's worth mentioning I also unibrow, but I shave there because bleh

I sideburns

Hey Arnold, Rocket Power, Doug, The Wild Thornberries, Cow and Chicken, Rugrats, the Megaman games, the Pokemon games (didn't think I'd like it, tried White, was ensured of my dislike)

i want to try writing a sequel to HOOVY'S STORY OF EXCITE but i can't be assed to do it because i know it can't be as nearly as good as the original

that picture of so fucking huge it's making me lag a little

Favorite character: Donkey Kong motherfucker Favorite map: Delfino Plaza Worst thing they added in Brawl: Tied with Tripping and Wolf (fucking seriously 3 clone characters is dumb) Best thing they left out from Melee: The blasted Ice Climbers' stage Character you're hoping will be in the next game: The Heavy (hell, Snake got in Brawl, why not the Heavy in SSB4?)

that one's not really childhood-destroyingit's more ridiculously mild-blowing than anything

fuck you fuck you so much

i agree

It's really quite simple.In 1887, farmer Johnson Johnson decided to open a restaurant called The McDonaldman's. There they served corn-based food products, like corn.The answer is 40.

How many lesbian tall is your house from the nearest McDonald's in liters per square mile during a leap year?

Two dinosaurs are sitting on a plateau. The brontosaurus asks the triceratops, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"The triceratops replies, "...What the fuck is a chicken and what the fuck is a road?"

your japan cartoon about children in a learning environment of sorts, whatever it's called, lucy's store or something

Homestuck is Seinfeld is Larry's Scar

Homestuck is Seinfeld?

put me in because i need to feel important otherwise i start stabbing things

I'll write a shopping list.Circuit board templates, wire, transistors, resistors, mirrors, magnifying panes, solar panels, oil, solar cells, fuel, fuel cells, turbines, uranium, plutonium, ununquadium, diodes, electrodes, LEDs, paneling, stainless steel, lead, tungsten, gold foil, particle accelerator, input panels, buttons, feedback cable, klaxons, generators, backup generators, photon batteries, neutron dispersion unit, coolant cells, temperature gauges, nuclear generator, current tubes, large-scale ball bearings, energy storage units, emergency abort system, automated diagnosis system and a nanobot repair unit.Let's start pooling some money together. I can scrape up fifteen bucks right now.