Simon

fucking fansubs.

PETE ROSE PHOTOBOMB

For approximately the millionth time ever, a baseball game has been jinxed. Bottom 7, Royals six outs away from going to World Series, Fox puts the following graphic on screen. Ten minutes later the Jays tied the game. Why do people keep doing this? edit: aaaand Royals win anyway. BRING IT ON, KANSAS CITY

​Volcarona? Yep. Friend code is 2552-3531-9252. Lemme know when you're online to trade (also need your FC).

In honor of absolutely nothing, I'm doing a trivia giveaway for one or more of my random shinies. The available shinies: Magikarp, Solrock, Bibarel, Electrike, Bidoof, Liepard, Feebas, Charmander, Carvanha, Garbodor, and Swadloon. The question: What single Pokemon can take the most damage from entry hazards? Message me (either here or on Steam) with the correct answer for any one of your choice.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/23/sports/baseball/the-sounds-of-1908-a-fading-whisper-at-wrigley.html The New York Times with no regard for human life.

THE METS WIN THE PENNANT THE METS WIN THE PENNANT THE METS WIN THE PENNANT THE METS WIN THE PENNANT

They know the market. People actually do read the articles.

Let's be honest, does anyone actually buy that for the naked pictures anymore? The old "articles" joke is actually true to a degree. Especially with the whole internet thing. Nobody buys magazines of photographs for porn anymore.

Thousands of Star Wars fans just watched the NFL game equivalent of Jar Jar just to get this trailer.

​I'm trying, believe me.

Fuck all of you, that show was awesome.

Oh jeez, the kitchen burns on my hands are actually starting to mess with my typing. I don't like this.

9:02 PM - simo: the slime puns in dragon quest heroes are gooing to kill me 9:03 PM - Count Cubeula: do you think you'll be able to stick with it? 9:04 PM - simo: oh god "ooze" is replacing "use" in this fucking slime's dialogue 9:04 PM - Count Cubeula: hahahahaha 9:04 PM - simo: in text, it's harmless 9:04 PM - simo: fully voiced, it's hell

What do oceanographers record? Current events.

Birthday gift: An actually comfortable desk chair for my room. oh and the whole mets thing

I just... I'm so fucking happy right now. My birthday is tomorrow. My gift just happened.

nihilist_arbys is the greatest twitter account of all time

holy shit, Bautista with the mother of all bat flips

Meanwhile, the Dodgers get their first legal win of the series with the Mets, and tie it at 2-2. Game 5 is in L.A. Thursday night. I am absolutely shitting myself.

Houston was up on Kansas City 6-2 in the eighth inning, six outs away from going to the ALCS, and Texas (Rangers) were just starting their game against Toronto, a game in which they too could advance to the ALCS by winning. Texas' governor tweeted this: And both teams gave up seven runs in under an hour. Both teams now at a distinct disadvantage going back to KC/Toronto respectively for the deciding games of the series. This is the new poster child for superstition in baseball.