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  1. Simon

    Pokemon

    I'll freely admit to loving the Regi trio. Actually, I loved all of the Hoenn legendaries.
  2. So the whole retiring hats thing last night got me really irritated at Valve. They've stopped seeing the community as valuable customers and fans, and instead are now seeing us as puppets that dispense money if you pull the right string. So I decided to cash out my cosmetics. I'm in the process of selling all my stuff for metal and keys, which I'll either sell on SourceOP for actual money or on the Steam Market for other games. Tonight, I decided to play a round or few. Have a bit of fun, etc. Connected to a Badwater pub. *about 30 minutes later* That was the single worst three rounds of TF2 I've ever played. Round one: Go Heavy on offense. Demolish entire enemy team while not wearing headphones. I literally did not have to try. Get autobalanced halfway through the round to defense. Same exact thing happens. Round two: Go soldier on defense. Get completely slaughtered by the six guys on the cart (Two heavies, a pyro who appeared to be holding down M2, and two medics) while our lone engineer sets up on the last point from the beginning. No teleporters either. Go spy later in the round. Get slaughtered by, in order, a clairvoyant pyro, a market gardener trolldier, and a Heavy-Medic pair. With a pyro next to them. Get autobalanced to offense about 30 seconds before the end of the round. Round three: Go Demoman on defense to try and salvage my night. Half of team is sniper/spy. Other half is fucktarded, including an engineer building on the last point at the beginning of the round again. Ragequit because cart gets to third point in under two minutes. I'm done. I'm cashing out nearly everything for now. I'll probably idle on my accounts because it's basically free money, and I'll probably play occasionally, but god damn, I'm tired of this.
  3. if i'd reread this thread before getting back into tf2 i'd have saved myself a lot of rage I've had to resort to fucking lobbies to have fun. And when those stopped being fun because everyone was a jackass, I tried an NAHL mix. One ragequit later, I'm taking another hiatus after that gunslinger thing.
  4. Simon

    Pokemon

    Ralts becomes a monster once it evolves fully. And I have a serious fondness for Manectric.
  5. Simon

    Pokemon

    I'll just leave this here, courtesy of Chorocojo.
  6. Simon

    Movie Night 9!

    ...See, I was the first person to suggest Star Wars (i think), but then some smartass had to suggest Disappearance and make me want that instead.
  7. Simon

    Pokemon

    Yeah, they removed the post-battle poison. I vote Sapphire.
  8. Simon

    Custom Title Initiative

    876 posts. *cracks knuckles* NOT FOR LONG
  9. No-frosting Oreos. That's not too hard to sell.
  10. Simon

    TF2 general

    6:58 PM - Simon: Right, i'm swearing off lobbies. 6:58 PM - Stamda: Hm? 6:58 PM - Simon: Of the three lobbies I've ATTEMPTED to do today... 6:58 PM - Simon: the first TWO the server shut down. 6:59 PM - Simon: The third was a gullywash 6's. Our medic and other soldier were absolute retards and then someone manually closed the server. I just wanted to take a break from writing an essay but no everyone has to be a fucking retarded douchebag I'm swearing off lobbies.
  11. Simon

    Everyone is John

    http://wso.williams.edu/~msulliva/campaigns/john/ We need to do this.
  12. Simon

    TF2 general

    Vita-Saw to a degree as Rammite mentioned. Also Blutsauger to a degree: if you're on a terrible team, it'll help. If you're on a good team, you probably won't need it.
  13. Simon

    TF2 general

    silly event idea: unlock-only highlander can only use unlocks (original not included)
  14. Simon

    Pokemon

    I'm naming Fennekin Kurama and you can't stop me. also Y-Vern. edit: Help me complete my team (post-elite 4) in White 2: Swampert Salamence Volcarona Skarmory _________ _________ Ideally, I'd want a special attacker of sorts, and then a special-based tank/wall.
  15. Simon

    Pokemon

    I love how Sunkern can have the best stats in the incredibly stupid Pokeathlon.
  16. Simon

    Pokemon

    Jellicent. Terrific for defense.
  17. So I've devised a theory on something (namely, root beer) and I want your help testing its accuracy via poll.
  18. Simon

    Pokemon

    Here's one that's canonically horrifying So what happens if it faints?
  19. Simon

    Pokemon

    Hooooly shit.
  20. Simon

    Pokemon

    I've got a few: Kingler's one gigantic claw is based off the fiddler crab. Mr. Mime's japanese name is gender-neutral. The translator of the games (until Platinum or so) said when translating it that naming it "Mr." would be awkward if gender became a thing in the series. Cue Gold and Silver.
  21. Simon

    The Reaction Pictures Thread

    Garfield has tenure. As does For Better or Worse, which is everything a comic strip should not be: unfunny and wordy as fuck. Also, am I the only person who absolutely despises Peanuts?
  22. Simon

    TF2 general

    badwater_rainy lobby as demoman i have discovered pain
  23. Simon

    Pokemon

    If you're patient enough to level Tar up to 55, GG. Although Flygon is a personal favorite for appearances and will roll over Surge once you hit Kanto.
  24. Simon

    Everyone is John

    oh god what have I wrought
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