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  1. Simon

    Anime General Discussion

    Y'all want to see every living One Piece Character in one fuckhuge image?
  2. Simon

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    I've discovered the most spammable ultimate attack in Xenoverse: Nappa's Giant Storm. Big explosion directly under enemy's current location, nearly impossible to dodge. In Super Saiyan big blasts can be used endlessly as long as you have ki. I downed Mira in thirty seconds flat with that combo. It's ridiculous.
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    The thread about Sports

    Proving baseball makes no fucking sense, the adventures of Kirk Nieuwenhuis: Played on the Mets from 2012-2014, thoroughly mediocre. Played like shit for the first month of 2015, was traded to a different team for money. That team didn't want him and released him, at which point the Mets picked him back up. Today he was the first Met ever to hit three home runs in a home game. Baseball is weird, yo.
  4. Simon

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Didn't want to wait another whole saga.
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Adventures in Xenoverse: The RNG was kind today. Got Super Saiyan and the item needed to advance Vegeta's training on the first try each. Super Saiyan is incredible. All blast moves cost no energy while it's active (the transformation drains energy slowly) and get a buff. Spam big blasts, use recharge move, repeat, profit.
  6. Simon

    Anime General Discussion

    sneaky motherfuckers updated the key visual
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    hm. I'll put it on the maybe list then. Meanwhile, the true evil of Xenoverse: the RNG. The way to unlock most skills and such is Parallel Quests, usually by getting the "ultimate finish," which has a trigger condition. For instance, the quest that can give the Super Saiyan transformation is you vs Piccolo, Gohan, Vegeta, Krillin, and Goku. You fight two at a time: Vegeta shows up after one of the first two go down, and after he and whoever's left go down Krillin and Goku show. That's every time. To trigger the ultimate finish you have to kill Krillin before Goku. Then Goku goes Super Saiyan, you defeat him, and you get the skill. Except Goku going SS isn't guaranteed, it's on a random system. And after that, it's random whether you'll actually get the skill. I've done it five times so far. The first time, Goku went SS, but I lost the fight. The second, he went SS and I won. No drop. The next three times, he didn't go SS. (I still finished it, because it's good XP at this stage.) Bleh. I'm going to bed. I'll try more tomorrow, I guess.
  8. Simon

    Anime General Discussion

    Cue avatar changes.
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Adventures in Xenoverse: So I deleted my character and re-made her at level 1 because I wanted to redo the stat allotment. Turns out you keep all progress on levels, items, abilities, etcetera even with a new character. Current plan: Spec everything into Ki Blast Supers and Health, 15 to one, then 15 to the other (you get 3 points per level-up), rinse and repeat while occasionally putting stuff into Ki and Basic Attack. Also SO MANY PARALLEL QUESTS OH GOD edit: anyone here play the last of us? I know it got glowing reviews but I prefer first hand info.
  10. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751 somehow this thread devolves into an argument about how many days are in a week and it's the funniest thing I've seen in a while
  11. Simon

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Adventures in Xenoverse: I already love the Supreme Kai of Time. also throws op
  12. Simon

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    PS4 and Xenoverse get. Time to begin the adventures of Robin, femSaiyan. (And I'll make a male character later to do voice 8 shenanigans)
  13. Simon

    ITT We Appreciate Good Video Game Music

    playing shadow of the colossus for the first time and all of the music is amazing
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    Pokemon

    Courtesy of Spacebattles, the Ash Ketchum Facts: Ash Ketchum has befriended a quorum of gods. He has died, and then came back to life when being a ghost was no longer fun. He has taken blasts of flamethrower to the face from his Charizard, his Charizard has fought an Entei made from imagination and barely lost.Ash has saved space aliens and a space dragon from death by robots. Ash has saved their world's God of Death and the place where it hangs out. Ash took a blast from both Mew and Mewtwo, and was perfectly fine five minutes later. Ash took a break from traveling to have a friendly battle and eat watermelon. He finished that day changing history to save God. Dragons that are not normally flight capable become flight capable in the presence of Ash Ketchum. Most Chosen ones only get a cryptic prophecy. Ash Ketchum gets called out by name. Most people can count the number of legendary pokemon they've met on one hand. Ash can count the number of Legendary pokemon he hasn't met on one hand.All of these are based on actual events in the show.
  15. Simon

    Anime General Discussion

    Episode 1 of DB Super: squeaky japanese goku voice / 10
  16. Simon

    Dreams

    I don't even know how to describe this one. Everyone on Earth suddenly becomes immortal and invincible, but every 20th person essentially has to become a pack mule for the other 19. (I was one of the 20). Some time later in the dream, everyone who wasn't a pack mule starts getting really bored and depressed. Then there was some shit about a clock that I don't really remember and then I woke up.
  17. Yesterday at work I dropped a plate and it didn't break. The same thing happened Friday. I should buy a lottery ticket.
  18. Simon

    Pokemon

    Aegislash without the slash
  19. happy scare the shit out of dogs by blowing up the sky day
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    Reddit shitstorm

    please let r/baseball and r/newyorkmets be untouched, all i ask need to commiserate with people
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