Simon

​she has had literally one panel so far

meanwhile on /a/, biblical-tier shitstorms it's fucking hilarious

I work Wednesday through Sunday. This puts me in the amusing position of looking forward to Monday and Tuesday and disliking weekends because they're crazy busy.

The Naruto sequel is now an episode of Maury. The cow is out of milk, sir.

I think if I lost the first first fight against a wild pokemon in a game I'd quit entirely out of shame.

I keep reading because it takes two minutes tops to keep up per week.

Speaking of milked manga, Bleach's current saga has gone to such a ludicrous degree of fanfic-level insanity that I wanted to write a summary down, just to emphasize the level of full retard it went. The below wall of text covers chapters 480-542 in 750 words. For reference, chapter 630 comes out tomorrow. No, I don't know why I'm doing this either. But I'm gonna do the next chunk (probably 543-581) in a day or two. good lord this is tiring to even comprehend let alone write

also the mudkip got a crit water gun which is how

Sequel syndrome. also

Tfw dualjay makes a valuable contribution

If the nba finals continue the way they seem to be going Matthew Dellavedova will never have to pay for a drink in Cleveland for the rest of his life.

a rookie on the san francisco giants threw a no-hitter against the mets

Funny you should mention that. Courtesy of r/baseball:

I'm aware of that, and so is she, but she still tends to overreact to my spending money. Speaking of, it arrived today. Which side of the poster is better, vertical or horizontal?

ITT:

She specifically asks for amounts when I say stuff like that.

My mom seems to think it's fifteen years ago whenever money is concerned. This conversation happened last night: Me: I bought [box set of manga], it'll be here Wednesday. Mom: How much did you spend? Me: a hundred- Mom: *gasps like I just told her I was a serial killer*

aaaaand May's Mudkip lands a crit Water Gun, ending the adventures of BORT less than twenty minutes in. Fuckit, non-Nuzlocke it is except I'm going to make an effort to use stuff I've never used.

Silly mode: If you have a Pokewalker, use only things you've caught from it. Also, OR Nuzlocke has begun, starring BORT the male PC and SPUF the Torchic.

bitch chipwich all the way

Holy shit there are two ice cream trucks going around the block right now and their music is ever so slightly out of sync, this is amazing.