Simon

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Okay, I'm pretty sure my origin account got hacked somehow. I got emails from overnight about account info and now I can't log in with my password. What do. edit: oh what the fuck someone CHANGED THE EMAIL FOR THE ACCOUNT HOW

Towering Pillar of Fedoras to say nothing of King Neckbeard.

They're giving away fedoras (pictured: actual Mets player) at tomorrow's Mets game. It's appropriate, because Mets fans don't believe in God.

History. Commencement (aka "We still have to actually fill out the paperwork and make sure you graduated so it's not called graduation") is Sunday.

Turned in the last essays of my college career earlier. I don't know what to think.

I'm keeping the glass, btw.

so today the graduating class had a senior toast complete with commemorative champagne flute fuck you, clumsy hands

Newest chapter of One Piece: And so the longest arc ever continues... also: Police officer punished for using below image (not in gif form) in text I'm dying.

​Nonsense, I already posted a status about that. this is why I can't have nice things also

YO CORV NEW CHAPTERS OF YOUR THING http://www.mangapanda.com/gakkou-gurashi/33

Assassin's Creed: This Time It's In Industrial Britain

sounds about right

shitty german dubs are the best

https://zippy.gfycat.com/HorribleDelayedFruitbat.webm

Happiny's base Attack stat is 5. It is, along with Chansey, the single weakest Pokemon in terms of physical Attack in the franchise. Explain this.

So last night I saw the first three episodes of Twintails and the first two episodes of (oh god this physically hurts me to type) Cute High Earth Defense Club, courtesy of anime club's finals relaxation night. Twintails: Aggressively weird. Might watch more, but it's not on priority. Earth Defense Club: I... What the fuck. What the fuck did I watch? And why did I enjoy it? This is the weirdest anime I've seen all year, and... it's got a bizarre genius to it. I don't even know. Episode 1 had one of the funniest bits ever, with two of the main cast actively attempting to nope out of the insanity. And they're having Seinfeld-esque conversations in the middle of fights. I don't understand, and I'm not sure I want to understand.

I don't play Munchkin to win. I play to do insane things. Like getting every -aser card at once in Star Munchkin.

"What travels down an alley and is full of holes?" "Thomas and Martha Wayne?" "...I was going to say a bowling ball. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Fluxx is a good shenanigans game. Admittedly, nothing beats Munchkin for shenaniganry but I think I like Fluxx more just because it's generally a shorter game.