Simon

ComicSansPowered.

I take a three hour nap and come back to TIAM: Dumpster Fire Edition. This is not what we want to do as a forum.

Man I need to stop taking these naps in the middle of the day - WHAT THE FUCK

The teacher in my creative writing class is giving everyone the exact same spiel about formatting that he did a week ago. It genuinely frightens me that about half of the people in the class still make grammatical errors on a regular basis. edit: shit, the last assignment will be poetry. double edit: time for an avatar shift

What is an organization of white chickens called? KKKFC.

It's snowing. It's March 30 and it's snowing. Screw you, universe.

I have basically three hours of sleep under my belt and have to stay alert for at least ten hours. Oh, good. Wait you're not Expresate

Weird baseball thing: In 2013, a guy on the Marlins got a no-hitter on the last game of the regular season. They won 1-0, scoring the only run in the bottom of the ninth inning (if a team scores to go ahead in the bottom of the ninth inning or later the game ends). In 2014, a guy on the Nationals got a no-hitter on the last game of the season... again at the Marlins... winning 1-0... and the Marlins' pitcher was the guy who threw the no-hitter the year before. Freaky coincidence. The last play of the one in 14 was really cool: http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/11493214/v36703055/must-c-classic-souza-saves-zimmermanns-nohitter

A lot of stupid crap.

An actual DBZ figure they just released: Crater not included.

Well, it's more coherent than most of the stuff in TIAM. 10/10.

Honestly, that's bad teaching. You're not teaching them to memorize answers, you're teaching them to be freaked out by patterns.

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I'm through episode 5 now. Seriously kicking myself for not seeing this show sooner.

I started watching Ping Pong the Animation. I'm already on episode 3 now. This is so good. Just finished 3. This is really fucking good.

Guys, we already have a dedicated shitpost thread. Stop this nonsense.

This is probably more appropriate for the sports thread, but I am really hopeful for the Mets this year. They've finally gotten their collective shit together for the first time since '08: Two of the best pitchers in baseball, their offense is tearing up the preseason games, and this guy on defense in center field.