Simon

Starting Birth By Sleep. Might only have time for one character's route over break. let's do it Oh, cutscenes, how I missed thee Oh god Aqua is adorable ...fucking Xehanort. OH HAI MALIFICENT

So I've decided to be the worst person ever for the next campus tournament and need input I'm going to use six evil gimmick mons. I've got two so far, need ideas for the other four Evil gimmick 1: dedenne @ sitrus [cheek pouch] charge beam nuzzle signal beam recycle Cheek Pouch + Sitrus Berry means it regains 50% of its health every time the berry triggers, and Recycle allows it to infinitely reuse said berry. Nuzzle is insta-paralysis, Charge Beam has a high chance of raising Dedenne's special attack, and Signal Beam is coverage. Evil Gimmick 2: sigilyph @ flame orb [magic guard] cosmic power psycho shift stored power roost Flame orb instantly burns Sigilyph, and Psycho Shift allows it to pass said burn on to any opponent. Magic Guard prevents any passive damage (like from burn), Roost is recovery. Cosmic Power is +1 to both defenses, and Stored Power does more damage the more the user's stats have risen- after just two Cosmic Powers it's a 100 power attack, and if I get up to six uses it's 260. Evil Gimmick 3: breloom @ toxic orb [poison heal] substitute leech seed drain punch seed bomb Toxic Orb + Poison Heal means it'll recover 1/8 of its health at the end of every turn. Leech Seed will get back 1/16 of the opponent's health at the end of every turn, and between both recoveries the 25% health loss from Substitute becomes negligible. Drain Punch gets even more health back, and Seed Bomb is the requisite grass attack. Evil Gimmick 4: sableye @ sablenite [prankster] will-o-wisp recover calm mind dark pulse Prankster holds over the first turn of a mega evolution. Will-o-Wisp cripples physical attackers, Recover is recover (duh), Calm Mind + Dark Pulse = fuck everything that's not dark/fighting/fairy. Ideas for evil gimmicks 5 and 6?

Trackmania is a gif goldmine.

Oh god everything is sore help

Random baseball clip because I said so Barry Bonds was ridiculous. I honestly kind of miss the steroid era because holy shit that ball was still going up when it hit the stands.

Skiing was fun. Also my knees are ow. edit: Simon: so random question Simon: does anyone actually dislike guy on subspuf or is he just the designated shitpost target Huff: the latter Huff: guy is a good guy Huff: it's a le ebin joke Simon: is it because he's black Huff: no it's because he's a fucking cunt

I'm going skiing tomorrow and- oh god what is happening

Skynet, Nintendo edition.

So I tried my glasses on for the first time in like two years (My prescription was so light that the eye doctor basically said I don't need to wear glasses) and I swear my vision is better without than with. Also the glasses are way too small, but that's a different story.

adventures in kid icarus, mini edition, part 1: I put Pit in the weapon test thing and rubber-banded down the L button to rack up hearts overnight. Starting at 1250 or so. I'll post again when I find out how many. edit: turns out it caps after a certain number i'm stupid

Smogon's doing an experimental new OU ladder: No megas. Cue Keldeo, Rotom-W, and Lando-T being even more everywhere.

Destiny is at hand

I'm through chapter three. Thoughts: Oh god control scheme being left handed is suffering I love the variety of weapons, I'm a sucker for that stuff. I really love the dialogue. It's right up my comedy alley.

Beginning Kid Icarus Uprising now. Let's do this.

There is very little that gives me more joy than hugging my dog for the first time in two months.

Will Ferrell was the Cubs' third base coach briefly yesterday. He also played for nine other teams yesterday. It's spring training is the point here

let the spring break begin Thank god, I needed some time off.

Poorly.

Yeah, Nami was way better with short hair and normal clothes. That said, in the arc where they were on a snowy island she rocked this coat also have this silliness ...Naruto filler is so goddamn silly. Tenten summoned a 900 foot ladder from a scroll. Not an extending ladder or anything, just a ladder. Tenten is Batman. It's the only explanation.

Disclaimer: Raz probably doesn't have a face in the back of his head.

pan ama canal

So apparently the New Orleans Saints (football team) have gone completely insane and are looking to trade literally every player on the roster. What the fuck?