Simon

Adventures in KH2: Okay, is there any purpose to Atlantica? At all? also there is no way I am beating this before I leave on saturday... (probably)

I think Glide is Final Form, Master gives the double-jump trick. Also chain-casting Thunder is fun as hell in Master Form. Oathkeeper is a godsend.

Limit form is stupid and I refuse to use it. Master is good, but I'm reserving judgment for now because it's not really high level yet and no Donald means no emergency Cure. Plus, Valor is just more efficient for drive gauges.

Adventures in KH2: I somehow went into Anti Form twice during the Demyx fight. And beat him in it. Also, fuck him. And then GOOFY NOOOoh never mind. And THEN: SORA > ONE THOUSAND GOD DANG HEARTLESS. It's gonna be tough for the game to top that.

Adventures in KH2: ... ... ...TRON???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3LMYM91hd8

Note: Abuse the living hell out of BP. Brave is your best friend. This is a game that actively encourages you to cheese the fuck out of things.

Holy shit, Bravely Default music is even more amazing live.

KND was goddamn amazing and I will fight you to the death if you say otherwise.

Also I think Kairi got kidnapped again. The next time I see her I'm buying her a tracking ankle bracelet.

Adventures in KH2: Wisdom form is fun and glide-y, but Donald's healing is way more important and Valor form is better anyway. That said, it's fantastic for ranged combat.

http://a.pomf.se/ieeciu.webm This was done in one take.

I'd watch that. I'd be right there with you.

"Maximum Dentist 95" Amazing. "Final Castlevania" THE CROSSOVERS

World Monster Princess. The most generic JRPG ever. Monty Python's Software Wasteland. I would totally play this. Britney Spears' Robot Combat. She sold out. Olympic Afro Strikes Again. The best part here is that it implies it's a sequel. Kinect Submarine Jamboree. Kinect reaches a new low. Literally. Celtic Stapler Returns. I want to see the first Celtic Stapler game. Twisted Sword Fantasy. Okay, we might actually have a more generic JRPG.

So because today's FSN episode was the finale for the first half I did a recap as I watched. Spoiler Shirou’s bread is missing. THIS IS IMPORTANT. Rin: "it's a date, dummy." Shirou: "date? between who and who?" Rin: "me and you." Shirou: "oh. oka- WHAAAAAAAT" This is gonna be a good episode I can tell. And right on cue, Fuji-nee shows up to tease Our Hero about him going on a date. She also has a date. Saber seems more enthusiastic about this date than Shirou does. Oh, by the way, she’s here too. THREESOME DATE yeah yeah she’s here as a Servant to guard Shirou let me enjoy this Shirou refuses to call this a date. Rin… is an odd flirt. That cake looks tasty. Rin continues to flirt and Shirou … honestly seems to be willing himself to be oblivious. He knows, he just doesn’t want to, I think. Saber’s just having fun with cuisine oh my god a glasses store they’re trying glasses SABER AND RIN IN GLASSES AND SHIROU IN DORKY HARRY POTTER GLASSES Rin finds them as funny as I do. Shirou does not. Shirou wants to get taller. Okay…? Rin says he’ll do so with photosynthesis. Oh god. Rin: “I can’t make you any promises about your height, but I’m sure you’ll become a great-looking guy. You have my guarantee on that part, Shirou.” Rin takes pleasure in teasing Shirou. And now they’re at a batting cage. Rin is excellent, Saber is … less so because she’s swinging the bat like a sword to parry the ball. And a sore loser. Rin … actually does pushups every night. Shirou: “…Nice.” Whoa, Rin made fancy sandwiches. With his bread. Saber is enthralled. That key mystery is solved. And the sandwiches are good. And now Rin’s attempting to reach in with her handkerchief to clean his face. Shirou really cannot handle this. And she implies she’s going easy on him. He is so, so doomed. These two have a really weird relationship. I like it. So on to business, why did Rin spend the night at his house? Apparently she just felt like it… and Shirou’s honest response causes her ears to literally turn red. Saber’s still chowing down. Taiga’s not on a date. She’s visiting Kiritsugu’s grave. Oooof. And it’s raining and OH GOD NO NOT YOU NOT NOW Team Protagonist is on a bus home. Shirou can’t bring himself to admit enjoyment. He seriously has an issue with having fun for himself. Saber’s nervous about something. WHAT THE FUCK THE BUS HAS NO DRIVER THE BUS JUST WENT OFF THE ROAD AND CRASHED THE BRIDGE IS IN TATTERS WHAT IS HAPPENING WHERE ARE WE They’re in a barrier again. Lovely. WATER GOLEMS. Shit. They’re not strong, but they keep coming back because there’s so much water. OH HI CASTER And oh fuck you PUT FUJI-NEE DOWN YOU BITCH She wants Shirou’s magic circuits. And his allegiance (as her puppet). Shirou is seriously infuriated. He’s screaming at her to let Taiga down. He doesn’t care about the Grail, but he does want to stop people like this. Caster is well aware he’s a victim of the Grail. He has a grudge and Caster knows it. Rin didn’t know any of this and she’s stunned. Caster is offering him everything he could want- she’s such a powerful mage she can sense the Grail, and with the help of a powerful master she could call it forth right now. “Never. I won’t go along with that.” Nicely put, Shirou. He won’t betray his choice to save people. And calls her a witch. This angers Caster. But… he’s telling Saber not to attack? And he's willing to surrender his status as Saber’s master to Caster to save Taiga. Fuck. Shirou’s command seals and the arm they’re on to save Taiga. Fair to him. Rin and Saber are stunned and Caster is entertained. Caster attacks, Saber repels and OH FUCK HE USED THE COMMAND SEAL TO STOP HER CASTER STABBED SABER SABER SCREAMS CASTER HAS THE COMMAND SEALS NOW WHAT Caster is now Saber’s master. This just got so, so much worse. …at least she let Fuji-nee go? She’s okay, to Shirou’s massive relief. Saber can actually briefly resist Caster’s command spellWHAT THE FUCK CASTER HAD HER RUSH RIN AND SHIROU TOOK THE BLOW THAT IS A SWORD THROUGH HIS SHOULDER Saber, in tears, screams at her former master to run before Caster gets full control. Good idea. Except the whole Caster and golems thing. ARCHER WITH THE SAVE ARCHER > GOLEMS Saber is crying as team protagonist escapes. Shirou is bedridden (in Rin’s house) from his wound. Oh hey, Rin in a towel after a shower. Archer’s pragmatic as ever. Also trolls her. Rin points out he froze up against her in the prologue. Archer says he’s vulnerable to unexpected developments. Rin then points out he was scolding Saber after the barrier at school. So Rin concludes he knows Saber. He says he does, but he doesn’t remember anything specific. Archer’s more concerned with Taiga than Shirou. She’s fine, but she’ll be out of it for a good week apparently (or until Caster goes down). Taking Caster out is top priority for team Rin. Which, Archer says, no longer includes former master Shirou. Rin rejects this because Shirou hasn’t said so yet. Archer’s annoyed but he knows he can’t do anything about her nature. They leave, and Shirou wakes up that night in Rin’s bed. She’s not there. Also he’s pretty badly wounded still. Shirou wobbles around her room, knocks over a table, and there is a veery familiar pendant inside. The pieces are beginning to come together in his head. Rin keeps going on about how she owes Shirou, but Shirou owes her for basically bringing him back from the dead. Can’t top that. Assassin reported an intruder. A gem-familiar, presumably Rin’s. Caster leaves the gate to Assassin. He messes with her verbally, but he can’t do much else. However, he does have a promise to keep- presumably the duel with Saber. Assassin heckles her about acting without Kuzuki’s knowledge and OW OW MAGIC TORTURE HIS RIBS ARE STICKING OUT. Fucking hell this woman is crazy. Apparently he’ll only last five days more anyway. Caster has a new base. Also, Assassin’s ribs are still sticking out of his chest. Kirei at the church and oh dear. So this is Caster’s idea of a new base. Servants can’t enter without a master, but Caster is a master now. She’s here to claim her prize. The “Lesser Grail” doesn’t need all the servants to die, apparently. Kirei is annoyed and- “Princess of Colchis.” Well. That answers that one. Kirei > Golem. Many golems, some with arrows > Kirei. Lancer! Been a while. He’s just gonna stand there if he’s not given an order. So… uh... I'm confused. Shirou, hampered by a sword that went clear through his right shoulder several hours ago (blood is all over his coat now), has found Rin atop the skyscraper from the first episode. He promised to fight alongside her, but what exactly can he do? Rin: “You’re not a master anymore.” Shirou says he’ll fight to the end, but he can’t even keep on his feet. However, he refuses to let Saber suffer at Caster’s hands even if he’s not her master anymore. Rin: “The way you are now, you can’t do anything to help Saber.” Ouch. And Shirou knows it. Rin then leaps off the building, to Shirou’s shock, but Archer can fly and catches her. Roll epic music. The old Fate classic This Illusion, newly remixed. Caster and Saber in a basement. Lancer on a church tower. Shinji and blondie at a pier. Ilya and Berserker in her home. Kuzuki at a table. Assassin at the gate. Shirou on the roof. Rin’s parting words: “Stay out of this from now on, or you’re dead.” Shirou looks at the pendant once more, and the credits for cour 1 roll. Episode 12 was a goddamn masterpiece. It had better animation than most anime movies do.

Oh man cour 2 is gonna be good. meanwhile cour 1's finale is delayed for a few hours aaaaaaaaaagh

Krillin's a cop in the new DBZ movie. LOOKIT HIS SHORTS

Adventures in KH2: Beat the Olde Disney segment, which was pretty interesting. Pete is goddamn annoying.

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Oh my goodness.

did they include a receipt non-refundable

I got being Jewish. new slippers for Hanukkah though