Simon

the fuck you people on about now

The DVDs for Fate/stay night UBW added the alternate ending as a bonus, and it's fantastic. (spoilers, obv)

Tonight I learned some baseball players will intentionally run into other players with intent to injure and get away with it. Fuck you, Chase Utley. Fuck you, Dodgers. Fuck you, umpires and MLB rules.

Houston, your mobile site has a problem.

​Clearly my sabotage of the Mets has MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDERRRRRRRRRRRR If the Cubs of all teams beats us I won't even be mad.

What the hell are you people up to now? Side note, oh god the Cubs are on fire right now this might actually be the year

It's so good

I don't care how unfeasible it is, I'm colonizing Fenway Park.

seriously though, this theme is eye rape, please change it to something else orange on black is a terrible, terrible color mix

Had to be done.

Thirty seconds into One Punch Man's first episode and I can already tell this is gonna be good. In light of that, I'm doing one of my running logs. Conclusion: 10/10 WATCH NOW OH MY FUCK

mother of god this soundtrack

The Martian was really fucking good and you all need to see it. except that one thing in the ending, you'll know it when you see it

One Punch man is totally gonna be the must-watch this fall, yes. Also: About damn time.

Finally got around to watching Rick and Morty and oh god what time is it

"there are times I regret that this is live"

First thing that happens at work today: dishwasher has leaky pipe and floods the floor. Ha ha ha kill me.

One Piece 802: oh my god, Oda's on a victory lap. Zou is gonna be fun. also: SON OF A BITCH

...okay, are the monsters in Witcher 3 supposed to be killing me every thirty seconds? Because this is getting annoying as hell.

​Unless you focus in the main quest, the game is pretty damn long. Ah, the Bethesda RPG approach.

Finally got around to playing Witcher 3 earlier. After about an hour (at which point I began seeing two TV screens), my thoughts: - I have no idea who any of these people are. - So was that whole intro/tutorial a dream, a flashback, a premonition, or some crazy amalgamation? - "Stuffed unicorn, we used it as a bed once." yeah okay - I've already done a sidequest and am in the midst of a second one. Haven't even finished the first main quest yet. I think I'm off to a good start. - crafting and alchemy oh god that looks time consuming - I didn't fully appreciate the PS4's graphics until now. Holy shit.

​wha-THAT'S where that gif is from?

DAMN STRAIGHT.