Simon

HYPEST HYPE THAT EVER HYPED

http://a.pomf.cat/vsognz.webm are you fucking serious, Toei

What in the actual fuck

I went to the Nintendo World store in Manhattan today. These now grace my desk. I need to go into the city more, there is some awesome stuff there.

Speaking of, I accidentally* deleted my Birth By Sleep saves. I guess I'll have to go back and do Proud Mode again to get the Secret Episode at some point before 2.8 comes out. *sigh* thirty hours down the drain *I had Proud Mode clear data for two characters despite clearing it with all three, and when trying to find my old data it corrupted the other saves. Thanks, PS3.

Pro choice of avatar. Also, favorite food and why is it pepperoni pizza?

http://www.gfycat.com/HeavyUntidyDouglasfirbarkbeetle r/smashbros mods had a hell of a day

My dad just used an axe in the process of changing a tire. To loosen a bolt. I would pay fifty dollars to remove that ten minutes from my life.

Fucking damn it I need to get out more. I'm so fucking bored and lonely. I hate this. I hate all of it. I'm in a shitty-ass mood and I just broke my ps4 controller because of said shitty-ass mood and I scared my dog and QORHANBE;OIDFSHDEAKOS-SDX FIUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT. edit: calm now, but still need to get out more

r/nfl briefly turned into r/pokemon. https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3woxw8/russell_wilson_first_qb_in_history_with_4/cxxuuap

The theme music during the opening crawl is sublime.

If I have to hear one more day of ultra-Christian music in Barnes and Noble I'm going to saw my @#$%ing face off.

Happy Hanukkah. I bought a new toaster for the kitchen, the new George R.R. Martin book for my dad, and got a sweater and flannel shirt from my parents.

​Screaming and on fire is also applicable.

IIIIII'M FREEEEEEEE BITCHEEEEEEEES

LMFAO PACKERS/LIONS Never go full Detroit.

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA COLDPLAY IS DOING THE SUPER BOWL 50 HALFTIME SHOW THIS IS GOING TO BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

Four Arrested Delivering ‘One Piece’ to English Scanlation Website | The One Piece Podcast TLDR: In a shocking twist, leaking the magazine before it's actually published is illegal.

CAN WE NOT GO ONE FUCKING WEEK WITHOUT THIS SHIT???

I wore one in college. I was a fucking idiot.

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

So today at work I had an... interesting encounter. About five minutes after the store opened, a guy (I'm estimating forties, maybe fifties) walks up to me at the customer service desk with a printout of an Amazon book listing. I look up the book, Barnes and Noble has none in stock. Nothing unusual yet. It was some old science book or something. And then he shows me the paper with the prices of both the paperback and kindle editions and asks "what's this kindle edition thing?" And that's when my morning went from boring to amazing. He legitimately did not know what a Kindle was. So i show him the nook e-readers in the store, explain the concept to him, and he's like "so you download the books?" I'm thinking he understands it now, and then he says something about physical books being better, more or less the normal arguments - actual physical book, no need to worry about internet or battery, etc. And then he goes into some crazy tangent about hospitals and surgeons and the internet and there's no other customers that I can escape to go help (and I didn't think to find a book to put back on the shelves or something similar). He's saying stuff like "computers and robots can't make the split second judgments in heart surgery like a real doctor." And my favorite part, he somehow got to talking about how in japan they have (and this is a direct quote) "female robots." I swear on my life I am not making this up. I'm standing there nodding politely and praying that one of the other employees or someone can hear me telepathically and save me. After a while of this he finally leaves. I look at the clock, it's 9:20. Fifteen minutes occupied by one random weird guy. I look at one of the other booksellers in the vicinity, say "I need a minute," walk over to a corner, and just laugh like a loon for a solid minute. 9:58 PM - Idiot Cube: what I want to know is how he navigated through amazon at all without learning what a kindle was 9:58 PM - Simon: this is a very, very valid question 9:59 PM - Idiot Cube: maybe one of his fellow japanese robot conspiracy theorists just gave him the link 9:59 PM - Simon: when he said female robots I thought he was going to go in a whole other horrible direction 9:59 PM - Simon: frankly i was both relieved and a bit disappointed