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  1. Hey guys. It's me. Been a while, huh?

     

    I've spent a little time away from you and I realized how shitastic of an idea that was.

     

    So, I'm back. Still working on the ol' hacker shenanibang, but eh.

     

    New stoof to conversate with me about:

     

    - Metal Gear Solid (played 3, currently playing Peace Walker and 1 thanks to Legacy Collection)

     

    - XCOM: Enemy Unknown (bro hooked me up with a copy, learning slowly about it)

     

    - Vinesauce (Quality stream for quality people, also ARRRRRRPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

     

    - and other shit that nobody would care about

     

    If anything earth shaking recently happened, please divulge!

     

    So, after that text wall, I'll see you guys around! Bye!

     

    Love,

     

    Comeau

     

    P.S. Bird Hitler strikes again. Soon. Maybe.


  2. Wario was crap in Brawl.

    Geno would be fucking awesome, and a nostalgia-gasm for me

    So? Geno is an overrated plank of wood. At least Wario has his own series, and has been reoccurring through the Mario series as well. This garners him the right as a character, not fanboyish demands.

  3. Generation: I Legendary: Darkrai Movie: Celebi Gym Leader: Lt. Surge Protagonist: Red Team: Cipher Pokemon: Hypno 2nd favorite Pokemon: Alakazam Eeveelution: Espeon Professor: Oak Anime whatever: Team Rocket's Machines Move: Discharge Pokegirl: May


  4. Where the ♥♥♥♥ have you been? I mean welcome back

    I was without a Compy. And also this place got a bit boring. But I'm back. So, how about that trade, eh? I have a Graveller and Kadabra I want to evolve.

  5. [spoiler2]Character Name: Necras Bio: Quote from Necras: "Your's, up it." Description of method of combat: GUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Appearance: Medium length blond hair, black bussiness attire, black rimmed glasses, black fedora, looks 21 Weapons of Choice: GUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS Alignment: Good but not when you touch his fedora or suit or guns, then he doesn't care if your innocent or an ally- he will shoot you. Team: his own Likes: Kittens, the color black, ticking people off, his friends Dislikes: his enemies, the color pink Stats1: Health: 4+ Attack: 3 Defense: 3 Special Attack: 3 Special Defense: 3 Agility: 3 Abilities: Passive abilities2: Dead Shot hits almost anything if not distracted, Passive Ability3: Regeneration if not in battle regenerates at moderate speed. Active Ability: Minor magic use, can use all magic but does so rarely Special Ability: Can summon the dead sometimes[/spoiler2]

    Didn't even fill out correctly. Get out, newfag. 3late5u.

  6. where am i in there but uh Huff:Umbreon Guy:Hitmonchan Skye:Some bird Pokemon(Pidgey?) Witty:Alakazam Corvette:Kabutops Me:SOMETHING THAT ISN'T BAD BUT IS THERE

    Huff: No. If anything, maybe Keldeo if we're going OU Guy: reasonableenough.jpeg Skye: No. Witty: Would prefer Binary on this, but maybe Corvette: Actually, that's pretty fitting. You: HA no.

  7. I was considering posting a "boss" Outsider that would appear later in the story. Should I post that now so we can discuss it or keep it a surprise?

    I would like to do this as well. I'll give you only the name and appearance right now. Outsider Kanada - Giant mass of snow and pine trees, with two towering balls of snow and ice as fists. Stands at 15 feet, with a weight of over 250 lbs (not in body fat, but in mass). Like a really fucking angry Frosty the Snowman. But instead of songs and dances, it's just caving in skulls and screaming.

  8. No way man the people who submitted characters and then never posted again are going to be first blood [Except for Raz. He actually gets the stats he put down.]

    I don't count because I posted 6 times in this thread.

  9. [spoiler2]

    Comeau

    Once a proud player of Hat Festapalooza 2010, and primary ego to Bird Hitler, this Canadian scamp is impeccably late and impeccably unprepared for his fellow combatants. But hey, that never stops him! *cue laugh track, followed by many terrified screams.* Damn it, wrong record again!

     

    Appearance: Comeau is a tall young man, about 6' 2. His head is layered with feathers of dark brown hair, and is in the possession of a lovely pair of brown eyes. His body is remarkably thin, almost skeletal. [Armor is it's own section now! WOOHOO!]

     

    Weapons of Choice:

     

    - The Heretic's Bolter: What appears to be a Warhammer 40k boltgun, resized for Comeau's hands. However, upon firing, it delivers not the mini-rocket bullets a bolter would; instead, it fires 6.5mm Grendel cartridges which explode.

     

    - Eye of Pluto: An Accuracy International AWS which fires .700 Nitro Express cartridges. Scope can magnify 200x. While at least 20m. away from target, Comeau is not affected by recoil.

     

    - Adamska: An customized Colt Single Action Army revolver. Comeau is normally piss-poor at dealing with recoil, so he a) gave it a Decelerator grip, and b ) made it out of red painted cast iron. Otherwise, a normal handgun.

     

    - John: A standard issue survival knife, made out of steel. Usually quiets footsteps when wielded; however, it cannot be used when any weapon larger than a handgun is held in Comeau's other hand.

     

    Combat Suit:

    While in combat, Comeau wears a full-body suit of lightweight body armor. The suit itself is composed of carbon phase nanotubes with a screen of Starlite both over-top and underneath the suit. Foampads on the feet of the suit reduce most noise derived from footsteps, and absorb kinetic energy.

     

    Combat Technique:

    Comeau typically relies on Russian "deep battle" war tactics, focusing attention on multiple weaknesses in the enemy's defense. Although generally worthless at range, Comeau specializes in CQC and his knife to deliver quick and lethal body blows. He is also a fan of stealth, preferring to take his enemies out quickly and silently.

     

    Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

    Team: ICBM Squad

    Likes:  Wilderness survival, tactical combat and military technology.

    Dislikes: Maids, hippies, and programming glitches.

    Stats: Health (HP): **** Attack: *** Defense: ** Special Attack: **** Special Defense: *** Agility: *****

     

    Abilities:

     

    Passive abilities:

     

    Mask of the Bird Hitler

    What, you didn't think I'd include him? Shame on you!

    [spoiler2]When trying to convert unaligned players to his current faction, Comeau has almost-unresistable offering ability, is able to attempt to convince enemy summoned units to join his faction, and regenerates minor wounds like scrapes and cuts at an increased speed.[/spoiler2]

     

     

    Codec Call

    Ah, the classic vidya reference ability. Classic.

    [spoiler2]From anywhere in the city, Comeau can contact any teammates or summoned units (or vice versa) over Codec communications using burst communication transmitted directly from every ICBM stronghold in play. However, the batteries run out quick, and need recharging every 15 minutes. [/spoiler2]

     

    Gunforgery

    Get it? As in "forge" and the fact that I just made a copy of your gun!

    [spoiler2]Whenever Comeau sees a weapon, he memorizes its' design, shape and ammunition type. When he is at a ICBM stronghold, and has materials to build with (scrap metal, ammunition magazines), he can forge a weaker replica of that weapon. Time depends on type of weapon. [/spoiler2]

     

    "SIGHT B-1D SIGHT" Telecommunications and Tactical Optics Headband

    Sight beyond sight for a fight beyond a fight.

    [spoiler2]A fancy new version of the Codec with added tactical-op visor. Grants not only endless ammunition, but also provides via the visor several modes of sight (while powered by a Nickel-Ion C battery):

     

    - Night Vision

     

    - Thermal Scanning

     

    - X-Ray View

     

    - KineticInspect Motion Detection (shows movement as blue on black)

     

    Note: For the effect of "Ocelot Wild", the bonus of infinite ammunition does not stack with the enchanted bullets. That would be stupid.[/spoiler2]

     

    Active abilities:

     

    Concussive Kick

    These feetpads sure come in handy!

    [spoiler2] Once Comeau has collected enough energy within his suit's feetpads, he can release it into a stunning kick to one opponent. Depending on the amount built up, the blow has the potential to deliver a small push to the target, or an armor-busting blow. If Comeau does not use this ability actively, his feet will explode from excess energy. [/spoiler2]

     

     

    Ocelot Wild

    Six bullets. Enough to kill anything that moves.

    [spoiler2]Comeau, for a period of 60 minutes, can fire 6 enchanted rounds that can ricochet off of any surface, bounces around inside of a person's body if lodged, and are fired at twice the normal speed. Recoil is doubled during this period, and remains until over. Effect wears off if all 6 bullets are fired before 60 minute mark. [/spoiler2]

     

    Special:

     

    Straight from Hell

    What, you'd think I'd waste the ICBM name just for a cool acronym?!

    [spoiler2]If Comeau's team has nay capture points left, has the lowest possible health they can, and does not have any artifacts; Missile emerging from the Empire State Building, the detonation of a R-36 (NATO reporting name "SS-18 Satan") begins with a 25 second countdown. The explosion can only be stopped if severe damage to the launch mechanism or warhead is delivered before the countdown. [/spoiler2]

     

    Special Surprise Cameo!

    People still like references, right?

    [spoiler2]Once in a 6 day (144 hours) period, Comeau may randomly summon one "ally" at the loss of an Active or Passive Ability (which recovers in a 12 hour period; the only exception to this rule is with Old Man Henderson). The summoned fighter exists for 3 hours, or until death of it or Comeau himself. The list includes the following:

     

    - The Fury (Health (HP): *** Attack: *** Defense: *** Special Attack: ***** Special Defense: *** Agility: **) [Equipped with everything listed]

     

    - Jaucke Brutâlazaeton (Health (HP): **** Attack: ***** Defense: ** Special Attack: ** Special Defense: *** Agility: ****) [Equipped with a Greataxe and his tusks. Wears hides and furs of many a great beast.]

     

    - Old Man Henderson (Health (HP): ** Attack: ***** Defense: **** Special Attack: *** Special Defense: ***** Agility: ***) [Equipped with a combat shotgun. Can summon Shoggoth incidentally by saying that one phrase. Their stats are as follows: Health (HP): *** Attack: *** Defense: * Special Attack: *** Special Defense: *** Agility: **** ] [/spoiler2]

     

    [/spoiler2]

     

    EDIT: Revamp is happening. So is my entire character.

    EDIT: Moved Mask of the Bird Hitler to passive abilities. Artifacts nay longer have effect on people, so ye.

    EDIT: wHOOPS Deleted entire abilities. Adding new ones, changing out current ones, and rewriting appearance.

    EDIT: Removed Blowback Blowhard, replaced with Ocelot Wild.

    EDIT: Added new Black Box stuff and Comeau Crate stuff.
    EDIT: Modified a LOT of stuff. Just read it. it's still WIP though


  10. Wait, what does that mean for spirits like Ico and Pinky?

    CUBE, IF BIRD HITLER IS GOING TO FORBID YOU FROM UTILIZING MY PSYCHIC POWERS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SECEDE.

    Shh.

    I mean that you can't make 2 separate characters. You can have superforms, and alter egos, but not two completely different characters.
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