Comeau

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE the only thing i thought when i saw the title

Okay I made a thing.

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Triple

Bio

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There are many tales of Triple's origins, but only one speaks the truth.

Ben was a quiet young man. Kept out of people's business, and people kept out of his. He was content, but not quite happy. He always thought that life would be much more interesting if he could be unique in some way other than interests or appearance. Perhaps he wanted his actions to speak more than his words. Maybe he'd go insane and kill a man. Or maybe rob a bank and live on the run, or...

He drifted off to sleep.

That night he had an odd dream. Some mysterious force had given him the means to do anything he wanted, but before he could do anything...

He woke up on the floor next to his bed, in searing pain. There was something growing out of his spine. First, just one wiggling protrusion, then several squirming tendrils. He lay on the ground, writhing for hours, in far too much pain even to speak. He blacked out.

Police reports said that Ben had brutally murdered his sister and parents that night. They had been strangled and torn limb from limb (not in that order), but not a single fingerprint was found on their bodies. Ben was convicted for triple homicide, but had managed to elude law enforcement since his miraculous escape from custody.

The Ben as we knew him was never to be seen again.

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Appearance: Medium height, long brown hair under a two-tone beanie, thin beard, brown eyes with all the signs of sleep deprivation behind rectangular glasses. Wears comfortable shoes and cargoes, and a dark duster jacket with colored trims.

Weapons of Choice: Tendrils, Dark Magic, any firearms he can get his hands on

Alignment: Lawful Neutral/Good

Team: Defenders

Likes: Techno, Funk, Chinese food, video games, status quo, sleep

Dislikes: Dreams, Dubstep, Troublemakers

Stats¹: (tentative)

Health: 1+

Attack: 2+

Defense: 3

Special Attack: 2+

Special Defense: 3

Agility: 2+

Abilities:

Passive abilities²:

Dark Affinity Aura³

Triple's Dark Magic affinity damages the psyche of any nearby enemies, and boosts the special defense of nearby allies

[spoiler2]Enemy: x% chance to cause Insanity, Fear, Rage, Silence, or Confusion each turn(?)

Ally: +x% sp. def

Scales with amount of life force attained[/spoiler2]

Chaos Eater

Triple naturally absorbs excess life force given off in the heat of battle.

[spoiler2]Gain half a level of life force each turn(?)

Can be channeled to increase gain from 1/2 to 1 a turn, but user becomes completely vulnerable[/spoiler2]

Active abilities:

Sap

Triple latches a tendril onto an enemy or ally, sapping its life force and boosting his own abilities.

[spoiler2]Target: DoT life drain, minute stat debuff

Self: Stat boosts to attack, sp.atk and agility scaling to duration of sap. No lifesteal, but current health scales with max health increase.

Target must be alive to properly sap.

Excess energy is slowly drained with activity.

Tendril is vulnerable during sapping.

Boosted attack stats do not add damage to firearms.[/spoiler2]

Psychotoxin

Triple injects a target with a volatile psychotoxin, which has random effects on the body and mind.

[spoiler2]Target: Apply 1+ of the following effects: Paralyze, Fear, Weaken, Slow, Rage, Confusion, Poison, Silence, Pure Damage

Low base damage unless Pure Damage is proc'd

Able to expend 1 level of life force to add 1 effect upon hit[/spoiler2]

Specials⁴:

Life Purge

Triple expends all of his excess sapped energy to supercharge a single attack, physical or magical.

[spoiler2]Removes all sapped energy.

Boosts the power of one attack, scaling with the total amount of life force purged.

Also removes any purge-able negative effects[/spoiler2]

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Basically low base offensive stats that can be boosted for higher dps, or purged for huge burst damage.

The passive life force gain is there to prevent him from being too useless too long.

I hope he's not too OP.

Well, looking at other peoples' bios, it seems mine is a bit UP. I'll fix that after class today.

Super Form: All-Seething Eyes

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Basically a large black mass of eye tentacles the size of a semi. Cannot be harmed, but length of transformation can be shortened with fire or light based attacks.

Health: Immeasurable

Attack: Insignificant

Defense: Impenetrable

Sp. Attack: Impossible

Sp. Defense: Immense

Agility: Unimportant

Active abilities:

Fade Laser

A strange bolt of energy fired from one or several eyes at once. Weakens foes struck by it.

[spoiler2]Target: Reduce all base stats except HP by 1 on hit

Does not have a specific damage type, can harm anything regardless of defense or sp.def[/spoiler2]

Impulse Pulse

Amplifies the negative character traits of enemies within a citywide radius, with the intent to incapacitate or otherwise distract them.

[spoiler2]Either incapacitates or turns enemies on one another, depending on the severity of negative character traits. Characters with a Light affinity or those pure of heart are not affected, and can dispel this effect from other people.[/spoiler2]

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I made my character to offer support and Special Attack boosts.

Check OP. I'm finished.

I might update mine quickly.

So, I'm underpowered? Holy shite. I can't believe it.

Shitpost central /=/ this thread So, how OP am I?

I updated the OP for my stats and weaponry and stuff judge me on OPness

^{[psst. hey. freelancer dragon guy.}

I secretly hate Bird Hitler. I'll bake you eleventy bazillion of your favorite type of cookie to wipe him out with your big sky laser.

Whaddaya say?]

FACK YOU.

YOU'RE MY BUSINESS PARTNER MAN!

MY BEST FRIEND! I GIVE YOU PRIVILEGES! LIKE GETTING YOUR CORNERS SHARPENED! AND BEING SECOND IN COMMAND!

Alright kids, from over yonder in the dance topic, we've gathered an idea for a lasertag/bowling/murderfest fiasco. Due to Huff being a "person with good moral values who is incredibly handsome", we'll now discuss it here. The teams are currently being written. If anyone is interested, post your faction in a reply below, and I'll mark it down.

Teams registered so far:

Defenders [spoiler2]The typical Lawful Good faction, but with the twist that they particularly want to defend those who believe in Lifnas. Leader: Lifnas (XYTWO) Mercenaries: Slick (Sir Slick), Huff (Huff) Team Spawnpoint: Wait, so do we get to pick a starting Control Point to own? If so, I'm taking the 42nd Street/Port Authority bus terminal. NPC Appearance: typical mercenary/soldier types. Their outfits are dark blue (nearly black) with white stripes down the sides. Base Appearance: looks reminiscent of a blockhouse (aboveground bunker). Built in a utilitarian design out of concrete. An indicator of its function (eg a red cross for a hospital) is painted as big as the wall will allow above the front door. Inside is rather barren and lacks decoration. Team Artifacts: shields with a blue and white motif. [/spoiler2]

ICBM Squad

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Inter-continental Badass Mercenary (ICBM) Squad

This rowdy platoon of soldiers-for-hire is up to no good, where-ever they go! From urban espionage to full out combat, these expert soldiers are trained to the utmost limit!

Basically Chaotic Neutral Blood Knights. Except the twist is that they're all being mind controlled!

Leader(s): Comeau (Warzone Cowboy)

Members: Flint Shepard [DrEvilBrain] (North Star)

Team Spawnpoint:

Team Artifacts:

A set of solid-gold broadswords.

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Maidsassins

EDIT: added base and NPC appearances. Any faction must have these qualities for them to be accepted:

- Faction leader, and other assorted ranks (doesn't apply for single person groups)

- General description of activities

- Member list (very important!)

- A set spawnpoint (artifacts too, minimum 3, up to 8)

Any other stuff is optional, but appreciated.

Faction Template (remove !s before posting):

[spoiler2][!spoiler2]Name

[!spoiler2]-description-

Leader(s): Personguy (possible rank name??)

Members: DudeA (rank), DudeB (rank), DudeC (rank)

Team Spawnpoint: coordinates or place name in New York

Team Artifacts:

Name of Artifact

Description!

[!spoiler2]stuff[!/spoiler2]

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EDIT: Revised for revival.

EDIT: Template added.

guys i dont like to be that guy but pls separate lazertag/meetup shenanigans thread

What makes you think you're the mutilated guy?

So I'm partially dead? Alright. Well, this shadow guy seems pretty cool. Hopefully he doesn't tear my ass out of my head.

Man. You're totally going to make me kill Corv or Doop, aren't you? Fun dramatimes ahoy!

Also, about Maidsassins. I am not apart of them, but my own personal faction, "The Bird Nazi Regime", is in a sort of kismesisstude with them. I/Bird Hitler command, and we're looking for members on our team. (We'll also buy out Team Distraction.)

I would like an outfit for me based on Bird Hitler. All I need is a fake Dove, a Blighted Beak, a sort of German commander-esque cap with a silver eagle, some traditional brown nazi gear mixed with a doctor's lab coat, some black pants, and some boots. pls huff i want

While we're at it, y u leave out Killing Floor? lolbuzzsawbow

I want to play lasertag! I could totally hide and crap. Also, for the New York Deathmatch thing, I would also like Minecraft weapons in there too.

Well, the whole prayer in school makes sense. A person can take a few minutes to pray to themselves if needs be, but the implication that prayer is useless is what I had beef with. Maybe I read your post wrong.

In any case, if losing a few minutes is a serious waste of time, not everything has to be . We can afford some every now and again.

Maybe I'm just grasping at straws here.

if praying is mandatory, then we're wasting funding on education for kids who actually NEED it

so just shut your goddamn emoticon and story spitting mouth Benjamin

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"Slacks?"

Fin 2

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Huff.

You're a dead man.

but no Religion/spirituality does SHIT to stop violence. It's the individual's choice, well-being, and personal belief. It's not mental instability, or disorders, or how they're raised, nothing at all. Some people just do things because of their own views.

Name: Comeau
Position: Resident Autistic and 13-Year Old 14-Year Old, Thank You Very Much
Known for:

• [*]Bird Hitler [*]Being a pretty okay Medic [*]Singing and being interested in the arts [*]Nobody including him in anything [*]Being dead for 5 months or so
  

Links:

• [*]I HAVE NOTHING.
  

Hey there. Name's Comeau. I have obtusim, and I'm 13 years old (turning 14 on the 28th of May). Nice to meet you. Also, do you mind if I borrow your eyeball?

Well I refer to Verumae as "V" so we just need a "W", "Y", and "Z"

Well, you were finally in a story.

Was it worth it, Comeau? WAS IT FUCKING WORTH IT???

I mean, what's love but a second hand emotion?

Sorry, I just couldn't stay. I'm too much a...

Cut above the rest.