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  1. Male White Guardian, Buddy Springdick

     

    STR: 5 (tough fights will wrek)

    DEX: 3 (not even a marathon runner)

    CON: 6 (he's going dooooown)

    INT: 9 (can add 5 + a googleplex; just kidding)

    WIS: 6 (knows some shit)

    CHA: 1 (the most intolerable jedi ever)

     

    Computer Use: 6

    Demolitions: 3

    Stealth: 1

    Awareness:

    Persuade: 1

    Repair: 4

    Security: 2

    Treat Injury: 3

     

    basically, I'm sending this guy to hell


  2. I would love a way to communicate with you guys more often; without my Steam (waiting on an email from Support about a new password), I have no way of contacting you guys on an immediate basis. This way, I can make a temporary solution and, depending on my prior knowledge, commentate on the vidya games you guys play while on Mumble.

     

    That, and you can hear my beaut-mazing voice again. So, win-win.


  3. Hi guys, Comeau here. Just wanted to ask about removing the Conduit option from the toolbar; I've tried finding add-ons on Mozilla Firefox, but I can't get any results. Pls help sirs ;_;


  4. Hey, I have a question about the Kingmaker thing: Is it generally more survival oriented than the stuff I've seen/you've all played thus far? And, if so, should I even consider joining (I distinctly remember custom rules being involved, hence why i ask)?

     

    EDIT: Rechecked, now I have another question: what do templates mean, and how do they apply to the game?


  5.  

    ...Or maybe the base that I'm headed towards, but I don't know how you'd fare in a 2 (possible 3)v1 and my character isn't in the "not-shoot-first-ask-questions-later" kinda mood.

    3 exoskeleton suits with carbon nanotubes and ceramic plating. Visor that gives infinite ammo, thermal vision, night vision, and kinetic tracking vision. Steyr AUG that fires Carbonadium versions of 5.56x45mm NATO magazines, an SAA which can fire laser bullets and bouncy rounds, and a poleaxe made of pure mithril.

    No magic or tech you have can manage sheer, undeniable girth like mine; especially when I'm speedy and stealthy like I am.

    #PowerMovesOnly #RealStratsRealTime


  6. The first part of the tl;dr is a tl;dr about characters. I listed them in the order they first appeared in. Lemme' know if anything major is missing.

     

    [spoiler2]Rammite - Evel0n the Clankomancer- An exosuit-equipped human with an arsenal of technology

    Davjo_ - Davjo - An anthropomorphic Snivy whose agility and disruptive abilities keep her safe

    binary - Binary the Binocrat - Responsible for the game's existence. Can manipulate aspects of the game.

    Idiot Cube - Jack Chronus Jr. - A time-traveler with a wide variety of chrono-powers.

    Sir Slick - Slick - A practicer of martial arts and gunplay whose kicks are quite literally too hot to handle.

    guil13st - Mary Anne - A Maidsassin engineer permanently altered by millenia of isolation.

    Rynjin - Rynjin - A draconic assassin who wields a shotgun in one hand and lightning in the other.

    A 1970 Corvette - Corvette and Pinkskaya - A pair of Maidsassins who seem to fight as one when their rhythms match.

    Unromantic XYTWO - Lifnas - A moon god and Defender with control over gravity and a tolerance for the extremes of space itself.

    Doopliss 2008 - Angel and Shanghai - A spell-slinging Maidsassin and her mechanical familiar. They possess tremendous arcane power.

    DrEvilBrain - Lance Corporal Flint Shepperd - A HECU officer whose advanced arms and armor make him a formidable foe.

    Huff - Huff - A rather normal guy with a few tricks- an affinity for disguise, a penchant for healing, and the favor of his ancestors- up his sleeve. He stands with the Defenders.

    Comeau - Comeau - A wiry and sneaky soldier who fights with deception. Definintely not Bird Hitler.

    Skye - Skye - A shrouded man who is strongest when the shadows grow long.

    Cretler - THE URBAN SWEEPER - A casual-destroying pro player who is virtually immune to hardscoping scrubs. Wields doritos, monster energy, etc.

    Lady Bernkastel - Bernkastel - A scythe-wielding Maidsassin who's just in it for the fighting. She succumbs to bloodlust quite easily.

    DualJay - Dr. Dual - A psychopathic animist with bones as tough as metal and a deep connection with spirits.

    <Witty Name> - Wit - An unpredictable sergal with a heavy mace and a broken revolver. He's fueled by his fury.[/spoiler2]

    Comeau and Flint are both on the ICBM Squad (Comeau ees leader).


  7. With permission from Just a Gigolo himself, I present my first ever work of subSPUF fiction. Enjoy.

     

     

    Chapter 1

    [spoiler2]

    Chapter 1:

     

    In the beginning, the signs were clear to me; >the unusual mountain climbing trip, >Tyrone's magical reappearance and growth of double dongs, and now, Rammite's weird seclusion? It was obvious to me. The Dongpocalypse was descending, and FAST. I managed to stay away from the rest of them for the longest time now, working on my Anti-Dong weaponry and my power armor. I needed not only the time, but I wanted to avoid getting involved in the weird reality control the dongs have.

     

    I know this may be too late to fight; that we're all sitting ducks, waiting for the world's food supply to be warped into steak, for all of us to grow 6 feet long dongs and start having sex for no reason. But damnit, I know that I'm going to fight back! I can't let these . . . things consume my friends lives!

     

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    The notebook felt warm in Comeau's hand. It was a clear sign the Donger Warping had created spacial distortion; which meant the worst had begun. The dongers had already started to create massive shifts in the fabric of reality. It was only a matter of time before they would take a host.

     

    "I'm tired of sitting around. Let's kill some fuckin' dongers." Strapping on his suit of powered armor, Comeau grabbed his weapons (a Swedish backsword except with a laserblade, a C7CT Designated Marksman, and a Heckler and Koch USP respectively) and flew out the door.

    [/spoiler2]


  8. Question: Would Comeau's Mask of the Bird Hitler ability give the power to talk the Outsiders into submission of the Capture Point? I ask because of the seemingly dubious alignment thing with them, and because they belong to no teams.


  9. Say, why does nobody except Veez, Kras and I seem to go on anymore? I mean, the war is over and done with, the conflicts that could lead to trouble are gone, and we're offering so many ideas as to making the server more open for people to explore and communicate!

     

    Please people, go on the server when you can. We get bored sometimes.

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